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Dan: Did you hear that, Arg.... huh?


Dan: This hat... it...it looks like...


Dan: Oh no....


Dan: Th...that poor guy... he...he's... *SNIFF*
Argus: Er... hey man, uh...


Dan: He... told us to..*SNIFF* leave and now... he's... *SNIFF*
Argus: Uh, this isn't the best time for this...


Dan: GONE!! Giving up his life fo....for.. *SNIFF* Us! *SOB* ;_;
Argus: *SIGH* e_e;;

Edited by: FF Fanatic 80  at: 1/15/03 1:36:01 pm

**Meanwhile, whatever became of Daniel's sibling?**

Look sir, I *KNOW* you and your 'friend' there were up to SOMETHING in that room, and haphazardly attempted to get dressed before I caught you, so I'm gonna have to charge you for using a room.


......


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......



Stephan: Oh REALLY?


......


......


......





Stephan: And what kind of @#$#@$ing 'evidence' makes you think that?
Midoku: *SIGH* ...uh... Stephan... ~_~;;;



Edited by: FF Fanatic 80  at: 1/19/03 2:39:01 pm

Kelne: Well, since we seem to have lost the portal, I suppose we'll have to explore.
#85: Don't you want to know what happened to me?


Kelne: You succumbed to swirly portal syndrome and jumped in because it was there?
#85: How did you know?


Kelne: Because you lot are too stupid to live?
#85: Um, Boss?


Kelne: And I'm busy berating the idiot minion at the moment. You lot can damn well wait your turn.

Argus: Well the other monster could talk... so maybe...
Dan: *Sniff* ;_;

Argus: Excuse me, But will you Imps move?
Dan: *Sniff* ;_; ....... Imps?

Imps: ATTTTTACCCCCCCCKKK!!!
Argus: O_@ SHIT!
Dan: @_O ACK!


*BAMF*
Argus: GAH! THATS MY EYE DAMNIT!
*CRACK*
Dan: ARGH! MY ARM DOESNT BEND LIKE THAT!
*BITE*
Argus: GRAA TOO MANY!! @_@
*KICK*
Dan: HALP!!! @_@

Familiar Voice: "Leave those men be!"
Imps: ::IGNORE::
Second Voice: "They had their chance. Let's go!"



A subtle wind passes by, quickly followed by a blast of heat...


Imp: What the bloody hell?!


Man in blue armour and cape: I said leave them be...
Man in red armour: Or there'll be alot more dead imps REAL fast.

---Meanwhile---

Stephan: That #@%#%....
Mido: -.-;; Shall we change?


*One clothes change and two minutes later...*



Mido: Stephan, we really SHOULD go and look for Daniel... gods alone know what's going on in there...

*pop!*



Mido: "Hm??"





Mido: "Did you hear something??"

Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=besyanteo@rpgww60462>Besyanteo</A]&nbsp; at: 1/17/03 11:50:39 am

( All I have to remind you Bes is go easy on char control <_< For all we know dan may have wanted them to stay like that for humor purposes. )

(ooc: this was scripted by Dave and I in a chat, so I'm not just going insane controlling his chars. Including the clothes change on Stephan and Mido. 9V9;;)


His voice echoed oddly as he spoke, a demonic rasp.
"Red hair, blue skin, and tufted ears... but he is not a demon..."

;;;
"S...Stephan, t... that was you, right?"

oVo?

<V<?
"Huh?"

O_@
"..."

<.< ?

@_O;;;
"EEP!"


::leaps behind the pair, blocking the door::


"What are you that mocks the form of my people??"


Mido: "E...eh...Uh..." @_O;;;


"You do not speak then... I see... Like an animal."

<V<
"What the @#$@# are you?"


"I am Saedeus, and that is all my slaves need know. Now kneel before me, or be torn asunder."
Stephan: ......

o\/ó
"...'slaves'?"


Stephan: "AH HAHAHA!" XD
Mido:*w* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" O_@;;;


Stephan: "Y..your sl..slave... *cackle* XD Mwahaha... yeah right."
Mido: ~\/~;; *represses a growl*


"<\/< I am *NO ONE's* slave, jackass." e_e


"Then, of course, there is always your other option."


"...*urks* ...o..other option...?" ;;;


Saedeus: "Your bravado has earned you a great honor... for you will be my first meal of human flesh in 50 years."
Mido: O_@
Stephan: .... e_e;;;;;


Saedeus: "And your pathetic beast man will be the second course."
Stephan:
Mido: @_O;;;


e\/@++++

>o<
"YOU ARE SO #$@#$ING DEAD NOW @$#@$HOLE!!!!" @\/e+++




How will this end? Will Stephan be able to vanquish the evil Saedeus? Will he be impaled on the tail now hurtling towards him? Will Midoku say something intelligible?!
Find out, Monday!

(OOC: Edit:
Gah, sorry all, didn't have time to do this today. I'll try to get it done Tues.)

Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=besyanteo@rpgww60462>Besyanteo</A]&nbsp; at: 1/20/03 5:47:30 pm

( OOC: Before I post I must say that has to be the most corny ending to a post I have ever seen.... <_< >_> )


Imps infront: Go to hell you Bastards.
Imps in back: *W* TIE HIM UP!!



Argus: Fucking imps... Wheres my damn sword.....
Imps: ATTACK AGAIN!
Argus: Oh for the love of.....



Imps: Bind his arms!
Argus: GET THE HELL OFFA ME YOU GREEN BASTARDS!
Imp1: Now carry him off while they arent looking still!


Imp 1&2: *run off*


...........................



Argus: Okay you little bastards you have to the count of 10 to let me go...........
Imp1: Screw you.
Imp2: Whos the tied up one dumbass?

Kelne: Now, buzz off or face my wrath.


Kelne: I'm waiting...


Imps: ATTTT -


Imps: Ack!


Kelne: Idiots.


Kelne: I can't believe they all fell for the old pit trap... Wait - hide!


Argus: You'll never get away with this!
Imp1: Oh, put a sock in it already.




Kelne: We follow them. Quietly.


#85: I shall be silent like the ninja!
Kelne: Don't make me hurt you...

1st Man: So be it.
2nd Man: *muttering*


"This sword burns with righteous fire! May all those in it's path know Ishtar's divine wrath!"


"Hah!"


"...What the hell? That was pathetic you moro--"






"Flarega!"


2nd Man: ... I could've sworn there was more than five imps...
1st Man: Forget that for now. Dan, are you alright? Where's that other guy? Wasn't he with you?
Dan: ?!

Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=besyanteo@rpgww60462>Besyanteo</A]&nbsp; at: 1/19/03 2:41:33 pm

Argus: 1....




Argus: 2.....




Argus: 3.....




Argus: 4....




Argus: 5!
Imp1: Oh shut up back there.
Imp2: Yeah really....




Argus: 6.....




Argus: 7....




Argus: 8....




Argus: 9....
Imp2: Uhhhhh......
Imp1: What the hell is going on back there?




Imp1: Uh oh... the ropes all broke...
Imp2: Aw hell....
Argus: 10! Times up for you bastards!




Argus: Okay you bastards are dead.
Imp 1&2: EEP!




Argus: Ha!
Imp1: The hell?
Imp2: ????






Imp1: What the hell was that?!
Imp2: Are you a moron or something!?
Argus: Wait for it........

<span style="font-size:large;">
Imp1&2: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!</span>



Argus: Damn green bastards...



Argus: Woah.... Only thier impy shoes are left...

(OOC: Ack, sorry all. meant to finish this up a while ago, and this isn't even the end of it! =P Sorry about the crappy graphics quality, I'll try to make better after I finish it all up.)



Stephan: O_@;;; WAH!!
Mid:*THUD* >.@; OW!




Stephan: >\/6 Just stay down, Ok? I'll handle this @#$#@er... e\/e
Mid: >.9;; B..but S..Stephan... h..he's...


*SMACK!*
Stephan: >.@;;; GAH!!


Mid: 9_9;;;


Stephan: EAT THIS, @#$#@$FACE!!!


Saedeus: Hmph.




*SMACK!*
Stephan: >\/@ @#$#@$#@$!!


<_>;;;


0_0


........e.e


-\/-


FLAMETHROWER! o\/o


<.< ? o.o !


Saedeus: Ahg!


*sizzle....*


You'll have to do better than that!

Dan: Ow...I...I think I'm gonna be Ok.


Dan: Thank you very much for your assistance. I didn't know there were others trapped in this place too.
Long haired stranger: We are simply glad you were not harmed sir.


Dan: We'd better hurry, there was another man here that the imps were aft...


Dan: ...w..where's Argus?!


Sword wielding stranger: I'm sorry, we were not able to reach him in ti..
Dan: ...H...he's gone too...?


Dan: First, poor Besyanteo is... is... killed.... and now they've taken Argus too?
Long haired stranger: ....Well, actually... uh... to tell you the truth, we...


Dan: Well, we're not gonna let that happen to Argus too!


Dan: Let's go and save Argus, in honor of poor Besyanteo!







....Ok.


Dan: Then let's go!

Edited by: FF Fanatic 80&nbsp; at: 1/28/03 12:28:20 am

Sword wielding man: *w* Bes?
Long haired Man: *w* Hm? What is it Anteo?


Anteo: *w* I think we should tell him...
Bes: *w* After we've found Argus. I don't care to explain twice...
Anteo: *w* ... technically, three times, we'll have to explain it to everyone back at the inn..
Bes: *w* Oh no you don't. We are NOT telling that seyruun character who we are. I've had about enough of him.
Anteo: ...


Anteo: *grumble*
Bes: *w* NOW what?
Anteo: ... *w* nothing.

Kelne: Well, I hope you're satisfied. There goes any chance of tracking them back to whoever's in charge.


*CRASH! BONG! CLANG!*


#85: SILENT LIKE THE NINJA!
Kelne: You're right - It was wishful thinking.

e\/e


Saedeus: Enough of you jabbering!


Saedeus: Silence, dog!
Mid: >.O;;;;; MMMMMMMM!!!!!! @.<;;;;;


O_@ MID!?


Good, old fashioned pain.


So much more effective than foolish silence spells.


@\/e+++ YOU @#$@#$#@$ BASTARD!!!!!!


And what exactly do you think you're going to do about it, little man?


<span style="color:red;font-size:x-large;">@\/@+++++ THIS!</span>


Stephan: <span style="color:red;font-size:x-large;">DIE $#%#@#!!!</span>
Saedeus: GRAAH!!


Gods dammit... I don't have time for this. But know that one day I will find you and kill you both...!


*fwip*


Stephan: You ok Mid? ó_ò;;;

...I didn't have to heal you. But I did. I want to know why you attacked, how you knew there was a portal here, and how you were able to get through. I need to help several people, and I want to make sure that I can get back before I go through it.

Give me one good reason to help you.

...I DID save your life, you know.

...I'll answer ONE of your questions then. To get back, you have to go to the same exact spot you came through, and concentrate on coming back.

Thank you.

*ZWEE*

...d..damn... that was a tough b..bastard.... you Ok Mid?

....*still can't speak yet* v.v

...it's gonna be Ok, alright?

*smooch* It's gone now, it can't hurt you anymore.

...course if I see that son of #@$#@$ again... e.e

...... o.o

.......

...yeah, I guess we should be more worried about Dan right now.

Alright then, let's go make sure Dan doesn't get himself killed.

....*sighs* -_-;


***Meanwhile***


IM: Ok, we're obviously going to run into a lot of imp opposition trying to get Argus back...

IM: ...so we'll just have to do the best we can...

IM: ...but what if it isn't good enough?


Dan: IM: Oh Goddess, what if we're DOOMED?! O_@
Bes: ...How many times have his eyes done that now?
Anteo: ...about 5, by my guess.

Edited by: FF Fanatic 80&nbsp; at: 3/3/03 6:24:45 pm

Anteo: Is that them up ahead?
Bes: Hm?


#85: SILENT LIKE THE NINJA!

Kelne: You're right - It was wishful thinking.


Bes: ... I don't know...


Anteo: Dan?

Argus: Daniel??



Argus: *deep breath*




Argus: <span style="font-size:x-large;">WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?</span> e\/e

Daniel: ...Where were we?! We've been trying to find YOU! I was so worried that something had happe...


Daniel: ....



Daniel: ....
Argus: ...what?


Daniel: ...BY THE GODDESS, what have they DONE to you?! You look like a.. a... DEMON! O_@
Argus: ...well, see thing about that is...



Daniel: Well don't worry, we'll find a priest, or something, to rid you of this terrible, awful affliction.


Daniel: Having a nasty, evil demon trapped within y...
Argus: NOW JUST ONE GODSDAMNED MINU...!? e_@+++


I am afraid, sadly, that none of you may be leaving for quite some time.



Dan & Argus: ............


Dan: ...that wasn't you... *GULP* was it...?
Argus: ...nope... wasn't you either.... *GULP* huh?


Ninja: It certainly wasn't me... FOR I AM A NINJA, AND THUS, *SILENT*!
Kelne: Yeah, wonderful, why don't you be nice and silent between me and whatever is talking over there.


Bes: Daniel, Argus, look out!
Anteo: It is right behind you!


????: Please, do not be afraid...


????: I mean you no harm.



Dan & Argus: .........

Er... hello little elf person? ^_^;;;

Wow... what a tiny little elf guy.


????: Actually, I am not an elf. I am a being of this plane you have all entered into.


Ninja: Wow, I bet he'd fit in my pocket. A pocket elf, what a weapon for a NINJA!
Kelne: ...just... just shut up. ~_~;


Bes: We thank you from coming to our aid, sir.
Anteo: Do you happen to know a way back to our own world?


????: .........



????: ...I do... but if you leave now, you may not have a home to go back to...



Bes & Anteo: ...WHAT? O_@


Dan: W...what do you mean "NO HOME" to go back to?! O_O;;;


????: If any of you wish your home plane to remain safe, I would suggest heading my words.




????: I believe you may be the only ones who can stop... *IT*... from taking over both planes...



~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~


Who is this mysterious figure? And what does he speak of?

Will our 'heroes' find out what this great evil is he speaks of...?

..........

.........

...Well? Don't look at me?! It's not MY turn now, sheesh.

Like I'm the *ONLY* person who can do something plotty, I mean I HAVE A LIFE TOO, YOU KNOW?!


Midoku: ...he's getting stuck in Xenosaga again, isn't he?
Stephan: ...yyyyyyyup.


...HALF A @$#@$ING HOUR OF MY LIFE FOR A DAMN CUTSCENE,
I SWEAR THE WORLD IS CONSPIRING AGAINST MY FREE TIME!


Midoku: Operation "Make our creator shut the hell up"?
Stephan: You bet your @$$ we are... e_e;;;


Edited by: FF Fanatic 80&nbsp; at: 3/18/03 11:12:04 am

..meanwhile, back in our world..

*blink*

Hmm, nothing between me and the shiny hole now...yes..

....

Screw it, I'm gonna go get more soup...

Edited by: RPGWW NeoPhoenixTE&nbsp; at: 3/23/03 1:49:50 pm

(OOC: so, to lead by example...)

"..."
"..."


Bes: Wait a minute... First off, just how exactly do you know we're from a different plane?


Bes: For that matter, where did you come from? Since we've been here, we've run into monster after monster after monster, of all shapes and sizes. We haven't seen ANYONE else like you.


Bes: So, how do we know you're any different, aside from coming in less obvious package?