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The hero wolk up... abd he found his sword!!1

And then THE OHTER HERO SIDEKICK PERSON! walked up to him and said "hi"!

And the hero said :Hi! Doy ou want to save the worlld, sidekick poersn? We cann doit with SYSTEMS!"!1

Says teh SIDEKICKER PERSON:"Yes I ams avnig the world with yuo and THE SYSTEM becuZ WE OWN THE |_||\|1337 BAD VILLIANs!!!1!1!!1

"JES WE RAOR THE VILLAINS WITH OUR BIG SOWRDS AND NOT GUNS CAUSE GUNS AREN'T INVENTED YET CAUSE WE;'RE IN A MEDIKEVLA-TYPE ERA AND GUNSA RE FANCY. L33T W00T BO0RZ"

ONO we are not haveiing guns they aren't inveNTED??!!1?@ Imust throw a way this gun then *does so* and no w e go ANDVETURING1!! YAY!

YEA TEH AVNETURING WE ARE DOING

ADVENTURE ADVENTURE ANDVETRE

*THEN POFF - A MAGE APPEARED IWTH A BUJG BEARDD*

"I AM OFT ERLLING YOU THE HJOME OF THE VILLAOIJN??"

And tehn teh evil bad guy villian cackled in his lair.

I AM TEH EVIL BAD GUY VILLIAN! I AM OF GOING TO DESTROY TEH WORLD!!!11?!1?1one"

He tehn laguhed some moer.

ha ha ha.

Edited by: pd Rydia  at: 8/5/02 8:21:18 am

yay te VILLIASNOUS HOUS!1! WE will slay TEH VILLKIN!

*now we need go AND SLAY!*

YES let us slkay te villain withj our awesme pwowers.

look wat what I can do with mny sytstem!! *Iruhn to the castle witjh my ass Bo00ts 0f l33t!*

R yuio of teh here, sikdekick?!@

teh man der where folloring them sotped 4 a moomeent and stooped four ammommennt


"I am goinst tio prevernt tehm form slkaying muy msatarr!!"

nad he contiinuued his ecil ploot....

Adn then teh SIDEKICK GOODGUY sayed "Ono i see tere a M ONION OF ERVIL;!"!"

THE IVLE? Where;?>! WE wilk go HOOOOOOOOOOOOO and then bloom thje miknion with our SWORDS that are LASERS but are actually sWORJDS so they are really shapr lazers!

but i hasve a SOWRD OF ULTMATE LIET! and he wilk be CUTTED IN 2 YAAAAAAAAAAR1!!

Yaeh, I ear teh IVEL! I coem tot beet yuu uup adn steel yuor larze sowrds!!

RAUJGH LETS FIGHJT TEH MIONM WITH OUR SWRODZ!!

*gets 0ut lazer sw0rd and it 0wnz mioni assdf*

NAD then a other mniion cam eup ADN KIDNAPPED SIDEKICK!!1!1!@ "On o i KIDNAPPED help hreo man!2!!"

NOO)o! NOt the skidecick who wioll I save the workld withn ow!?!> I muikst tsave the sidkekick aftekr tatlkaikng boaut it ton no 1 in particular ciause I haveb nmultipke personalioties!

ADVNE TUJRE ADVENTURE ACDNVETURE

Dur lvie viallazin clisbs ot hsi feeet!!!111one

"I are teh reoccurting viel nanooyinn vilain, Eye L beii bak fur yoo!!"

teh rocculting vilain rans of

0 NO the recuirng vikllan will be nackcb? OHJ WELL nolw i wikll go to tjhe town and rest ikn the inn amnd taolk about asll mmyn darkk secrets bujt no ponme is hjere so i;ll do aklgerba probhhbmes iknstead caus I am a hero who is SMART. mha.

NOW I kwll rest ikn the morning, i wiolll save the SIDKEICK!

Edited by: Crawling Reshiki  at: 8/5/02 8:57:52 am

*poff!!!!111* a wizzard appered & sed "hi do u have ne food:?'

**Blma** lice un Flash! NINJA!!!11!!11 flipppped in nda twilred throgh wall ad window!!!!!

"I Totallt badass NINJA!!11!!! YO!! You luv my skillz as NINJA!!!!!11! "

Then NINJA!!!11! Flipz and kiks at YO ASS! and saz "I Roc thas worlDDD! NINJA!!111! SLKILLZ!"

Everyone LUVS the NINJA!!!111! nd all woman unt to marry NINJA!!!!111 and have his children!!11!

2I love you NINJA! " Saz a pretty girl with bog TItsz1

"OH NINJA!!! wit ths Wizzzzzzzzard!1 Mes wth im and yo mess wih NINJA!!!1111! SkillZ!2

Every on know not ta muss with ta NINJA!!11

No I do not have ne3 f9d for yiu wzzard caujse i am thje heeroi with the sworkds and nmo wizzard fodd. Bjiut tjhe Niknja!

Thereis aik jniknja?!?11 I mujst fikght hikmn toik shoiw that olazer sowrids are thjen strongest!!111

but evry1 nos taht wizzzards r 1337 cuz they blow yp TEH STFUFF!!!!111 majick iz bettr than zsworrds and u needd a pseson with majick cuz theirs alwayz a pershun with majjick thats with teh heero~~!!!

"Nowq isz ntot teh timz fo tlkng! Nw tme for acton!! NINJA!!!111 Acktiooon!!!1"

thtene unsdez fool muon the fight with NINJA!!!.11 ad HERO!>!

Fght good an Fun so Hero loves NINJA!!!!!111111!

"I lve yo NINJA!11! " Szaya women wot big brusts again!

WIZZARDS havre mnagic, ubt magikc dosn't;/ stasb into fleshy thnikngs like LAZER SWORDSS!!@ Bnbut I will, actrept you inay my palorty soi that we cvan saven the SIDEKCIH!

NINJHA IS ALMKOST AS GOOD AS LOAZER SWOLRDS!!?1 The niknja! Hne dispapears iknto thje shadows agaikn! Andm whnere are nmy pants?>!1

YAYERING~! WE ARRE OF ADVEnturerring??!?!~!!11

AVCENTURE ADVENTURE ADVNRETUER..

O HO@ Ia nmm bujying thne equpiment withj teh GOld tjhat I beat iup kidngergatrers for! I kwill buy then strong equiipmentk, but Waizzard canm only nbuy tjhe CLOAK.

HAHA

But ohno teh evil villuian has LOCKED TEH DOORS! TEH HER canot buy teh stuff cuz TEH FOORS ARE LOCKED11!

"Hahahah I am evil, the veil villian siad. "I wunder wear my eivl villian monion is of beinmg?!1>"

NINJA!!?!?!11 went to5 ebal villun and guv evil villaun HERO11 pantz!

GASP!!111"!!

NINJA!!111!1 Works fur vllaun at well!

"Ha Ha Ha I qwrok btoh sdiez I Cleaver NINJA!!111!! "

"Oh NINJA!!111111 I love too!" Sez girl wuth bouuobies!

Thiz is at GOOD PLOT1 TWIST! !

N otheer misterous villeian Apper otta SmOk,

'wat MEdnis s tis!?!11!?! teh Ninjaa!!11!?! most B dyin'!?!!!!

'Al b desTrooieds!!"

N otheer misterous villeian Apper otta SmOk,

'wat MEdnis s tis!?!11!?! teh Ninjaa!!11!?! most B dyin'!?!!!!

'Al b desTrooieds!!"

Tehn THE MISTERUIS gyu aperered LOLOLOL!!!!11111~~~~tilde

HE UNLOCKED THE DOORS! :D !
UNLOCKED THE DOORS? :D ?
UNLOCKED THE DOORS! :D !

Tgen he dispeared whIT HIs |337 5|<1||2!!!!1111111111

Tjord!

Edited by: Elementalist Daien at: 8/5/02 10:52:05 pm

"As the early morning fog began to subside, the sun's warm ray spreading across the vast land, a lone warrior finishes his morning routine of swordplay on a nearby tree. He fwips back his long blue hair over his elven ears, tying it back in a..."

...

*reads the other posts*

>.> Curses... I lack the... er... 'lack' of non-descriptive skills...

6.6 How can I best fit into this style of story telling?

o.o! AHA!

*slams his head between a door and doorframe a few dozen times* @.@;;;


"YO YO EYE B3 A 1337 ELF SORDSMAN!!! I'M KOOL CUS I HAVE DER EARS POINTY AND STAB THINGS AND MAGIC YAY!! I GO FINDE DER HEROES 2 BEE KEWL AND BADASS AND KILL THINGS DAT ARE EBIL!"

The elf goes an killz stuf and gets the hero an gos "HI I AM A ELF I WIL JOIN U!"

Edited by: FF Fanatic 80&nbsp; at: 8/5/02 10:43:13 pm

'buert! i Openedd der doorz!!"

*ciast*

Der villen weet over der bridge n/ unlocked der doorz agan!!

Denn teh MISTERUOIS MSN APPREAD!!!!!111111

He shtho a blot rhgith tru teh minjin!!!!!11111

He si so |337! As |337 ass NINJA!!!!!!

>S3PHIR0TH_666 Is joining game: "RP oF savING woRLd?!"

>S3PHIR0TH_666 joined.

>S3PHIR0TH_666 says: "G0T NE PH4T L3WT DOOD???!!!??!?1/"

>S3PHIR0TH_666 says: "???"

>S3PHIR0TH_666 says: "D00D i N33333D L3W7"

>S3PHIR0TH_666 says: "????????///?/"

>S3PHIR0TH_666 says: "F4GITS U SUX"

>S3PHIR0TH_666 makes a rude gesture!

>S3PHIR0TH_666 says: "FU FAGS"

>S3PHIR0TH_666 has left the game.

HEY that's an AUTO! AUTO AUTO AUTO u suk lolololol, dude ur ded and i'm gonna report yuo 2 TEH MODS!!!11 cuz teh MODss r my friendz, i knoiw them and theyre gonna hack ur account lolololol loozer suk my ballz rflofmao

and teh wizzard folloowed teh herro cuz teh wizzards is in teh partie o and theh wizzard iz a girl with big boubies CLICK HERE 2 SEE MY WEBCAM

none of this all realy hapened cause the space continum stoped EXISTING!!!11everyone died except 4 ME LORL!!!1

teh game starts over!!1

ok so we go on the adventure now, u cant go witout me but now u can k??? Start over plz kthx :(?

7|-|3|\| 7|-|3 |<|\|16|-|7 0|= |-|0|_'/ |/\||_|z 7|-|3|23 !!!!!!111

"1 4|23 |_337 1 |20xx0|2z |_||2 50xx0|2z !!! 1 |-|3|_|> j00 0|_|7 !!!1"

|_337 |-||_||27z |\/|'/ |-|34|).

(translation:

The KNIGHT OF HOLY wuz here !!!!!1111

"I ARE LEET I ROXXORZ UR SOXXORZ !!! I HELP JOO OUT !!!1"

Leet hurtz my head.


Note: I will NEVER, EVER do this again. I killed myself writing this.)

Edited by: Squintz Altec&nbsp; at: 8/6/02 2:28:11 am