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Harvest Moon (revived, no-system, storytelling something)

Unread postby ChristianC » Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:18 pm

Narrator: When we last left our bold heroes...
Christian: I'm not bald.
Narrator: I didn't say bald, I said bold.
Imp#1: He said it again!
Narrator: No I did not!
Imp#2: Stone him!! *throws stone at narrator*
Narrator: Stop it!!! *Imps stops throwing* Listen, if there is someone to stone, it is him *points at Christian*. He was the first one to say it!!
Imp#3: Say what?
Narrator: Say "bald"!
Imp#2: Stone him!!
Narrator: Gyaaah *gets stoned*
Christian: Well, I'll just be going. I think I heard the doorbell...
Imp#1: Stone him!!
Christian: Wuh...gyaaah! *gets stoned* What was that for!?
Imp#1: You said bald! *gets stoned*
Christian: I said not, I said bell, not ba... *gets stoned*
Imp#2: He said it again!
Random NPC: Woah, this is a expensive bill! *gets stoned*
Bug: /-/3 54//) /34/_|)!! *G47'5 570/\/3/)*

Narrator: Too be continued...
Imp#3: He said it again! *stones narrator*

Explenation: Right, soo... On the old forum, me, C_C and some other guy I don't remember the name off, got this RP thingy where each one would write a small part in something like this which often resulted in complete flabbigiggy. Feel free to join. You just have to follow my example and don't make any sense... On the other hand, make sense, in a weird, idiotic kind of way. And feel free to rerun jokes.


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Re: Harvest Moon (revived, no-system, storytelling something

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Sun Jun 16, 2002 5:49 pm

Narrator: When we last left off, C_C was showing CC the farm.

C_C: I don't need to be shown the farm, I-

Narrator: No, YOU were showing CC the farm.

C_C: I was showing myself the farm.

Narrator: *facefault* No, YOU (C_C) were showing-

C_C: Huh? I'm not ChristianC.

Narrator: How the hell DO you pronounce '_'

C_C: Pronounce an emoticon.

Narrator: No, that was an underscore between two quotes.

C_C: I usually pronounce it 'underscore between two quotes'.

Narrator: No, I mean how does one pronounce _?

C_C: Something wrong with your eye?

Narrator: -_-"


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Oh!

Unread postby ChristianC » Mon Jun 17, 2002 3:15 pm

CC:So this is the farm, I thought it was some kind of... rubble.
Imp#1: He said it agai...
CC: Cut, we don't reuse jokes from my old post. And besides, you got stoned and you're dead.
Imp#2: He sai... *gets zapped by lightning*
Monk: Haha! You all think you're so cool, but God has punished you all!!! *evil laugh*
CC: Actually, he helped us by getting rid of one of the imps...
Monk: Curses, my god will zap you all!! *gigantic green foot comes down and crushes monk*
Gobbo: Ha! Me usa foot of Gork! Gork be great orca and gobbo chief! Gork iz good!!
CC: please, no more Warhammer reference!!!
Narrator: Ha, daemons suck!!
CC: I will KILL YOU!!! *kills narrator*
C*C: Well, this is a mess.
C^C: You said it.
C/C: Damn right!
CC: Not this again...
C\C: Again?

Imp#3: Too be continued...


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Re: Oh!

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:20 pm

C_C: This is the part of the farm where the chickens are supposed to go, but they're all dead and faded away to dead-monster-land. That's the cow shed. Replace the word 'chicken' with 'cow' and you've got the basic idea.

ChrC: What happens if I put a chicken in the cow shed?

C_C: Dude... Cosmic.

Narrator: But wait! What's happening at the Harvest Organisation?

C_C: Aren't you dead?

Narrator: ...

C_C: SAY IT...

Narrator: No.

C_C: Say it...

Narrator: You know, the sad thing is that the Monty Python ref in question was ACTUALLY stolen from an Online Life fancomic. And Online Life, in fact-

C_C: *takes out a gun*

Narrator: ...I got better.


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Re: Oh!

Unread postby ultimaxusupremoman » Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:07 pm

narrator:aren't i dead?
C_C: Why is my name a floating head?
narrator#2: SO MANY QEUSTIONS!!!!! SO LITTLE ANSWERS!!!!
narrator:there are more than one narrators?
Narrator#2: yes...
Narrator: oh... ok.
C_C:...
C_C:...dead-monster-land?...
narrator&narrator#2: shut-up!
C_C:are you guys visable or are you some unknown voice?


(ooc: Stupid!)


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Re: Oh!

Unread postby ChristianC » Tue Jun 18, 2002 1:27 pm

(Baag, another "player", woo7! Welcome!)

CC: Wait, I remember! There was this malfunction in the old Narrator.

Narrator: No, that was in the old forum.

CC: But we REVIVED that one!!

Narrator: Well, considering the chances of plot casualty, I'd say the old idea was refusated and replaced by this one.

Imp#2: Aren't you dead?

Narrator: ...

CC: He got better.

Imp#2: Oh. Wait, I'm bloody dead too, aren't I?

CC: Yes... but you got better.

Imp#2: Oh. *gets overrun by a truck*

CC: Riiight, so let's see... I'll need some hens.

Narrator#3: Not quite, you really need to remove these weeds, treetrunks and big rocks. Then you have to replace the broken fences, repaint your house, make friends with the people in the village and... oh yeah, get a dog.

CC: A dog?

Man: Cm´ere, Bowser!!

*A big dog attacks Christian and starts biting him*

CC: YEEEEE!!!

Man: Karo, release that poor man now!!!

Imp#2: Didn't you call him Bowser?

Man: Nahh, this is Ruff!!!

CC: YEEEEEEEE!!!!

Man: Right, he's yours now. C´ya!

Narrator: And thus ChrC got the dog Bowser-Karo-Ruff!

CC: I'll call him DTLTTOBNL!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Imp#5: `/00 5|_|><><0R!!!

Imp#4: Well, that's original... NI!!!

Narrator: What will happen to the farm!? Too be continued...


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Re: Oh!

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Tue Jun 18, 2002 9:06 pm

C_C: And why was I just char-controlled?
Narrator: We've stopped the question thing.
C_C: Are you sure?
Narrator #2: SILENCE!
C_C: Or is it?
Penguin: GAAH!

------
Narrator: Meanwhile (and don't interrupt this time) at the Harvest Organisation...
Narrator #2: NOTHING WAS HAPPENING!
Narrator: Dammit, I SAID I didn't need an assistant!




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Re: Oh!

Unread postby ChristianC » Sat Jun 22, 2002 3:31 pm

Narrator: And thus, after getting his dog...
Narrator#2: And killing the gnome!
Narrator: Right, killing the gnome.
CC: I didn't kill the gnome, he was...
Narrator: Killed by you. Right, so lets get on with the story.
CC: I didn't kill him!!!
Narrator: Sure you did, I saw it myself!
CC: But you're an anthropomorphic personification of a mighty universal entity whose only sole purpose is too guide the readers... *everyone looks out towards you with big eyes*
Narrator: Errm... I'm sorry for this inconvinience, I'll get it fixed in a jiffy. *calls 911*
CC: Wait, what are you doing? I'm not going to some loony house!!! *white-coated men comes and grab CC* NOOO!!! RELEASE ME!!! *CC starts to glow with a strange, pulsating light*
Narrator: To be continued, in HMZ!!

Harvest, Harvest, Harvest Harvest, Harvest Moon Z!


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Re: Oh!

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Sun Jun 23, 2002 11:44 am

C_C: Although in Canada, it's pronounced 'zed'.

Narrator: I'm sure none of us needed to know that.

Narrator#2: I did.

Narrator: Stop that! We're SUPPOSED to be being annoyed by C_C, not bye each other.

C_C: Yeah! Woo! Annoying!

Narrator#2: Actually, I thought that was a bit weak, to tell you the truth.

Narrator: Yeah, I guess he HAS been more annoying, really.

C_C: Um... I'm standing hgere, doing stuff!

Narrator#2: Oh, come on! Are you even trying?

Narrator: I'm only slightly miffed, really.

C_C: Lobster sticks to magnet!

Narrator: Seriously, that's not even annoying any more.

C_C: All right... It's time to bring out the big guns.

Narrator: What, you mean the Ion Cannon.

C_C: No, that was a metaph- HEY! You're supposed to be undermining MY intelligence!

Narrator#2: Intel-what?

C_C: STOP IT! STOP IT!

Narrator: Stop what?

C_C: Dammit...


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And thus

Unread postby ChristianC » Sat Aug 17, 2002 10:03 am

Arkham Mental Institute, 23:34

CC: Right, so with these matches, broken plastic bottles of ketchup, ham sandwich and empty yar of spam, you will distract the guards and allow me to escape. Whereas... Are you listening?

Chimp: Ooo oo, eeeek, ook!!

CC: Right... So you distract the guards, I escape and promise to send a weekly supply of fresh bananas... Deal?

Chimp: And here I thought this place cured insanity...

CC: Qué?

Chimp: I mean, Oook, eeek, aaak! O o o!!

CC: Exactly! Let's put this plan in motion!!

Narrator-mk01: And thus, the plan clicked and Christian managed to escape and make his way back to the farm, where the others are waiting.

CC: Hell no! I'm leaving for Las Vegas!!!

Narrator:.....Nope. *Uses godlike power to transport CC to the farm* To be continue...


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Re: And thus

Unread postby CaptainCommando » Sat Aug 17, 2002 1:52 pm

Narrator: Little do C_C and CC know, but CptC is about to make an unprecidented appearance!

CptC: No I'm not! I want to stay at home!

CptCAssistant: Boss, if the narrator says you're going, you're going.

CptC: NOOOOOOO!!!

Narrator: CptC and CptCAssistant (now nown as CCA) now find themselfves magically transported to the farm, right in front of CC and C_C*

CptC: Ugh, I hate the outdoors!

CCA: It's better than you're crappy lab.

CptC: Silence!

Narrator: And that's when the giant rock worms came and...

CptC: Wait, do you mean giant rock worms as in worms that are giant and eat rocks, worms that are made of rocks, a combination of the two, or worms that 'rock'.

Narrator: Uh... worms that are big and scary and come out of the ground and eat people.

CptC: Poop.

*A trio of deadly giant rock worms burst from the ground and begin to chase CptC, attacking him with their vicious razor mandibles*

Narrator: Where was I... oh yes, and tried to eat CptC because they dislike his red shades and black robe.

CptC: Ahhhh!!!

Narrator: Meanwhile CCA is introducing herself to C_C and CC!

CCA: Uh, hello! I'm CC's assistant, Mika, and I would just like to ask. What the heck is going on!?

CptC: AHHHH!!! MIKA!!! LEAVE THOSE PEOPLE ALONE AND SAVE ME!!!

Narrator: Will CptC be eaten? Will CCA make new friends? Who is the mystery villain? Why do all these people have at least two C somewhere in their names? All these questions and more answered next time!!!

Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=captaincommando>CaptainCommando</A] at: 8/17/02 7:32:31 pm

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Re: And thus

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Sat Aug 17, 2002 4:47 pm

C_C: No, they won't.

Narrator #2: Why?

Narrator: Quiet, your sketch ended five minutes ago.

Narrator #2: No it didn't.

Narrator: Yes it did.

C_C: Yep.

Narrator #2: Are you even doing anything any more?

C_C: Not reallly, no.

Narrator #2: Bet you 20 dollars my sketch isn't over.

Narrator: Shut up!

Rock Worm: Um.. hello? I'm eating people here?

C_C: Shut up, I'm talking to CCA.

Narrator: No, you're not.

C_C: Yes I am.

Narrator #2: Dammit.

Narrator: Get off the set.

Narrator #2: I'm not on the set. I'm a narrator.

Narrator: Was that supposed to be funny?

Narrator #2: ...yes. *explodes*


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Re: And thus

Unread postby ChristianC » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:57 pm

CC: Little does they know, that I'm actually... Tarzan!!! *embarrassing silence*

Narrator:....Right. So the large Rock Worms made another attack upon our Bold Heroes!!!

Imp: I'm not bald!!!

Narrator: Not this again...

CC: Ha! Little do they realize that I'm... actually bluffing!

Imp: That's a good one, ha ha ha!!!

Narrator: Not to mention innovative and non-used before!!

*collective laughter*

C_C: Hey, that's from my co-

CC: EHUM!! Like I said, little do they realize I'm actually... bluffing!!

Narrator & Imp & Rockworms: Bravo, Bravo! *claps their hands, except for the Rockworms*

Narrator: Too be continued, I'm buffing!!!

CC: Bluffing.

Narrator: Right, Bluffing!! Ha!!

C_C: Those are my lines!

Narrator: Shh!


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Re: Harvest Moon (revived, no-system, storytelling something

Unread postby CaptainCommando » Mon Aug 19, 2002 2:18 pm

Narrator: While the rock worms were being distracted by CC, CptC and CCA were busy doing something else... something sinister! They were...

CptC: It's not really sinister, I'd say only slightly wicked.

Narrator: Okay, slightly wicked... anyway they were...

CCA: I would say that it's neither wicked nor sinister, just stupid.

CptC: It's not stupid! It's great!

Narrator: Can I get on with my narration...

CCA: It is too stupid! Well, maybe it's more moronic than stupid.

CptC: No it isn't!

CCA: Is too!

CptC: N...

Narrator: ANYWAY!!! They were planning...

CCA: The captain was planning, I have no part in his idiot plan.

Narrator: (sigh) Alright, the captain was planning on buying the farm and turning it into a CptCommando amusement park! If that's not sinister I don't know what is! CptC walked up to the farmer that owns the farm.

CptC: Hello good sir, I am looking to purchase your...

Farmer: Get off my land!

Narrator: The farmer angrily stabbed CptC with a pitchfork!

CptC: Oh god the pain!

CCA: 0_0

Narrator: Then CptC rolled around in horrible pain, his blood leaving trails in the dirt!

Farmer: Whut ya get ya durn-blasted witch!

CptC: Ahh, oh please someone kill me! He puncured my spleen!

CCA: Um, we'll be leaving now.

Farmer: Good ya crazed city folk, leave my property!

CptC: I WANT TO DIE!!!

Narrator: And so CptC was dragged off into a nearby shed and given medical treatment...

Narrator2: Meanwhile, the rock worms, finding that devouring people was not going to solve anything, since they really ate rocks, and decided to play a rousing game of Three Way Batteship!

Narrator: I thought you exploded!

Narrator2: I got better.

RockWorm1: Shh, we're trying to play Battleship over here! So keep it down!

Narrator1 and 2: Sorry.



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Re: Harvest Moon (revived, no-system, storytelling something

Unread postby ChristianC » Mon Aug 19, 2002 2:32 pm

Narrator: And thus Christian stared in odd bewilderment at the farmer.

CC: What the HELL are you doing on my property?

Farmer: Get offa me´ proparteeee!! *picks up blunderbuss*

CC: Riiiiiiiight... C_C dear, *moves closer* you didn't tell me about any new inhabitants... Come to think of it, *tries to strangle C_C* I INHERITED THIS DAMN PIECE OF @#%$ PROPERTY FROM MY GREAT-GREAT-GREAT...

Farmer: You did what?

CC: *lets go of C_C* I said I inherited this piece of damn land!

Farmer: Then you... are the owner of this farm?

CC: Kind of.

Imp#23435: /_337, R0XX0R 570R`/!!!

Farmer: *fires blunderbuss at Imp* Then you must find the holy golden sickle.

CC: The what?

Farmer: The holy golden sickle. Of course, that's only the short name. It's real name is... ZACHARIAS TWENTY CIRCLE HOLY GREAT ALMIGHTY DANGEROUSLY-SHARP TOEBITING HEDGEWIZARDING MULTIPLYING SPIRITUAL GOLDEN RED-PURPLISH-HANDLE SUPER-BLADE SICKLE!!!!

CC: I see... And I thought I got rid of loonies over at Arkham...

*picture of Monkey reading Shakespear*

Narrator: Too be continued.


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Re: Harvest Moon (revived, no-system, storytelling something

Unread postby CaptainCommando » Mon Aug 19, 2002 4:19 pm

Narrator: Little did CC and C_C know that CCA was watching them and listening to their whole conversation with the Farmer!

CCA: Hey boss, did you hear that? That weird guy out there owns the farm, you were trying to buy it from the wrong guy!

CptC: It's all going according to plan! Like I said, pudding should not be able to fly or perform miracles, it makes their class too powerful! (Said in a slightly slurred, dazed way)

CCA: What? Oh, wait, yeah, I forgot, lots of painkillers and massive blood loss, sorry.

CptC: Lemons are the coolest! Nurse, bring me a space lemon monkey car!

CCA: (facefaults) Uh, right... anyway, there's a magic holy golden sickle somewhere nearby or something.

CptC: Can it cure asthma?

CCA: ...I'm leaving now.

CptC: But can it cure asthma?

Narrator: And so CCA left, closing the shed's door and locking it behind her. Thoughts of finding magic weapons dancing merrily in her head as she set off to find the holy golden sickle before CC and C_C could find it!

CptC: Nurse! I'm still waiting for my miracle linux car damn it!

RockWorm1: To be continued...

Rockworm2: Quit talking to the audience and finish your turn already!

Rockworm1: Sorry.


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Re: Harvest Moon (revived, no-system, storytelling something

Unread postby ChristianC » Mon Aug 19, 2002 5:12 pm

((OOC: This is so fun, lots of C's)

CC, who had not overheard the conversation (even though he was about two metres from the two) suddenly stomped the ground.

CC: I've GOT IT!!!

Farmer: Watch the grass.

CC: Sorry. Anyway, we just find this golden whatchamancallit and... wait a minute, I'm the legal owner of this farm, why do I have to find this thing?

Farmer: Aye, t´is a old and moving story (with lots of Special Effects and brilliant actorship). You see, your cousin's, cousin's...

CC: Right, get on with it.

Rockworm: Yes, get on with it!!

Imps: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

Farmer: I really enjoy this scene.

Narrator: Get on with it.

Farmer: Right. So, long ago your... ancestor, found a well up in the mountains. There, by pure accident, he lifted his sword and yelled: "Give me the power, Grayskull!!!" and transformed into...

CC: Wait a minute, how can someone ACCIDENTLY do that?

Farmer: Welll... Let's just say he loved He-Man. Anyway, he then threw his scythe into a well and...

Imp #10: What did he transform into?

Farmer: The story do not tell...

Imp #11: But you said: "And then he transformed into..."!!!

Farmer: Nope, didn't.

Monkey: To be continued, for present matter, henceforth we shall not chatter.

Narrator: Seems some guys are taking some liberties... *cracks knuckles*


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Because This Looks Fun.

Unread postby ChaosSteelskull » Mon Aug 19, 2002 6:06 pm

CSS:*Reading* Hey! A storyline!

Narrator#3: And thus CSS decided to help them.

CSS: WHA?!? You're not even a narrator!!

Narrator#3: Yes I am. See it says "Narrator"

CSS: SO? You just put narrator in your name! That doesnt count!

Narrator#3: Yes it does. And you're gonna help find the sickle!!!

CSS: There is no way in hell-

Narrator#3: *Teleports him to the field near C_C and CC* I said help, dammit!

CSS: Alright! You win this time, "Narrator#3", but i-

Narrator#3: Shut it. Oh and no techno stuff for you! You shall havre a stick woth a nail thoguh it!

CSS: Your worse than evil.......*Looks at C_C and CC* Hello!

(The C's keep on living!)


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Re: Because This Looks Fun.

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Mon Aug 19, 2002 7:03 pm

C_C: *sniff, sniff* Wait, a newcomer has entered our midst!

Narrator: You don't have to sniff him out, he's two feet away.

C_C: I can't see, I'm blind.

Narrator: Really?

C_C: No. Besides, how could I NOT smell him?

CSS: I'm right here.

C_C: No you aren't. It's just an illusion.

Rockworm: HEY! Can't we play BattleShip in peace?

Narrator: No.

Rockworm #2: Alright then.

C_C: This newcomer only has ONE C in his name! He must die!


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Trippy...

Unread postby CaptainCommando » Mon Aug 19, 2002 7:45 pm

Narrator: Meanwhile, CptC is having weird dreams in his overly medicated state! He has just saved The Justice League from Bernito Mussolini, who was really an evil leprechaun!

CCA: It's not my fault! I'm not a doctor, or nurse, or anything like that!

In dream:
CptC: I always knew that Mussolini was a leprechaun all along!

SuperMan: I wish I was like you CptC.

AquaMan: Me too!

GreenLantern: I don't deserve this ring, you take it CptC! *GL gives CptC his ring*

WonderWoman:Take me too CptC, you devilishly handsome fiend! That silly Mika doesn't realize what a catch she missed by turning you down 3,901,023 times! *WW jumps into CptCs arms and gives him a kiss*

CptC: Sweet!

DreamNarrator: Suddenly CCA walks into the room and slaps WW, making her fall from CptCs arms!

CCA: Back off you hussy! Boss, I got something for you.

CptC Yeah! What is it Mika! Something good! Did you finally rea...

CCA: Shush, (turns and whistles)

DreamNarrator: Suddenly the real Captain Commando enters!

RCptC: How dare you take my name and my fame! I was going to stop Mussolini!

CptC: Nuh-uh!

DreamNarrator: RCptC uses Captain Sword on CptC, melting away his body!

CptC: AHHHH!!!

In the real world:
Narrator: In reality the pain is being caused by a hoard of small children, poking CptC with forks and salting his wounds. Anyway, CCA is now watching the group from the shadows.

CCA: I'll just follow them, and they'll lead me right to it! Hahaha! Oh crap, the bosses idiocy is rubbing off on me! ...Feel ...unclean! I'll just join them and then share the profit... I guess...

Narrator: Despite CCA's unclean feeling she walks over to the group, willing to offer her services...

CCA: I couldn't help notice you adventurers here, and I would like to offer my services!

Narrator: Bum-buumm-buuummm!!!

Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=captaincommando>CaptainCommando</A] at: 8/19/02 11:50:17 pm

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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Mon Aug 19, 2002 8:58 pm

C_C: Okay... But you'd better be planning to follow us and take it for yourself. Can't stand those bloody 'share in the profit' people.

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

Narrator: What the hell was that?

C_C: You're the narrator, you should know.

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

Dream Narrator: Do I talk here?

Narrator #3: No, you're just for dream sequences.

Dream Narrator: What about you, Mister Fake Narrator?

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

Rockworm #2: THAT'S IT! Can't we have a peaceful game of battleship here?

Rockworm: SUPER SAIYA-JIN ROCKWORM TRANSFORMATION!

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!



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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby ChristianC » Tue Aug 20, 2002 5:38 am

Christian, who had been thinking over the sanity of his ancestors raised his head as he heard the Rockworm scream out his transformation.

CC: Aha! This is a case fo Magical Girl Pretty Dandelion!! GIVE ME POWER, FLOWER OF NIFTY TASTE!!!!!

Narrator: My god, what an upset. Christian have once again transformed into his female alterego, the psychotic killermachine Magical Girl Pretty Dandelion. Who can stop this one-man... eherm one-woman army?

SSJ-Rockworm: I WILL!!!!

Magical Girl Pretty Dandelion: Ha, as if... C´mon, you big old ugly rock!!!

SSJ-Rockworm: DAMN YOU!!!!!! When I'm done with you will wish you'd been a cactus instead!!

Narrator: What a stupid joke.

SSJ-Rockworm: YOU!!! YOU DARE CALL MY JOKES STUPID!!!!???

MGPD: The only thing stupid here, is you.

SSJ-Rockworm: GAH!!!

Narrator: My god what an insult!! I have never heard the like in my entire life. Pretty Dandelion sure knows how to handle them.

SSJ-Rockworm: I have never felt this insulted in 226 years!!! DIEEEEE!!!

Random NPC: To be continued...


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby CaptainCommando » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:07 am

CCA: (Stares at CC with mouth agape) The hell? did he just turn into a woman?

Narrator: Not just any woman! Magical Girl Pretty Dandelion.

SSJ-Rockworm: Little do you know MGPD, but I am at only thirty percent of my true power, if I were to use my true strength you would be crushed without me ever laying a fin... uh a mandible on you!

CCA: Riiigghht, that's creeping me out. Um... I gotta go check on something slightly less disturbing...

Narrator: And that being said CCA went back to the shed, not really wanting to watch the gruesome fight scene. Inside she finds that CptC not recovering, but instead being kicked by rabid children! The children had long since gotten tired of stabbing him with forks and had moved on to kicking him fiercely!

CCA: GET OUT OF HERE YOU SATANIC CHILDREN!

Narrator: CCA then pulled a long rod from somewhere within her robes and began to give the children the best beating ever! With the evil children defeated, CCA tossed their cringing bodies out of the shed! Bet it made her feel real tough to beat up on children.

CCA: Shut up you!

CptC: Ugh, is that you mommy?

CCA: (Sigh) No, it's not mommy, how are you feeling.

CptC: Like a concentrated ball of hurt!

CCA: Okay, I see. Well stay here then, and... take this gun, if any more evil children bust in, shoot them.

CptC: Okies.

CCA: Okay, back to the others!

Narrator The field outside is crippled and decimated by energy and other such things, SSJ-Rockworm stands on one side, MGPD on the other, both glow with halo's of energy.

SSJ-Rockworm: You are indeed strong, but I am still only at fifty percent of my full power! And now I shall power up to full! Oh, and please wait, this may take about six years or so. (Begins to power up)

Narrator3: To be continued!

Narrator: Go away already!

DreamNarrator: Don't yell at him you jerk!

Narrator2: Yeah!

Narrator: (Sigh)


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby ChristianC » Tue Aug 20, 2002 12:16 pm

MGPD: Aha, I realize I must do something drastic, but since he is powering up with flashy effects, I'm not able to do anything until he's finished.

Imp: Why?

MGPD: Because if I'd have done that he'd do the same, simple.

Imp: But, while he's powering up, doesn't that give you the chance to make a killing blow?

MGPD:... But the Magical Girl law clearly states...

Imp#2: Blooooood, killer bloooooows....

MGPD:...That one... must...

Imp#3: Think of all the gore.

MGPD: Ah, to hell with those old laws. KYAAAAAH!!!

MGPD delivered a nasty blow in the rockworm's family jewels.

Rockworm:...eep.

Pizza Delivery Man: To be continued...


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Tue Aug 20, 2002 6:44 pm

C_C: Um... okay. This has been wierd. I'm going to back away now. *does so*

Fish: Hi, Aquaman.

Rockworm #2: Great. Noone plays attention to the guy with a '2' in his name.

Narrator #2: Yeah...

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

Narrator #3: You think YOU'VE got it bad...

Narrator #2: No, I don't

Narrator: That takes care of that.

Narrator #3: No it doesn't!

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby CaptainCommando » Tue Aug 20, 2002 7:20 pm

CCA: Are we ever going after that sickle thing?

Narrator: There's no real reason to.

CAA: But..but, I want treasure!

Narrator: You'll get over it, lot's of people want treasure but they never get it.

CCA: ... I guess your right.

Narrator: Just then, CptC pops out of nowhere!

CptC: Yo.

CCA: I thought you were badly injured.

CptC: I got better.

Narrator: Or did you?!

*Bum-bum-bum!*

CptC: Well, I'm pretty sure I did, but... I don't really know.

Narrator: I knew that you didn't.

CptC: I knew that you knew.

Narrator: Yeah, and I knew, that you knew that I knew, did you know that?

CptC: Uh... sure whatever, I'm not going to go through that all day, like last year...

*Flashback*

FlashbackNarrator: CptC and the gang have just apprehended the villainous Neo-Ghandi! But he's not really Neo-Ghandi, as CptC proves by pulling off his mask, revealing a mischevious sprite!

CptC: I knew all along that Neo-Ghandi was a sprite!

Sprite: Curses! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your dog!

PoliceMan: Good work kids, but now what should we do with him?

Scooby-Doo: GIVE HIM THE DEATH PENALTY, REHEHEHEH.

FlashbackNarrator: And then everyone shared a heart-warming cheesey 70's laugh.

*End Flashback*

CCA: (Stares blankly at CptC) That had nothign to do with what was...

CptC: Silence!

Narrator: Suddenly an old man appears in a puff of smoke!

OldMan: Turn back! All those that seek the Holy Golden Sickle! Or else doom awaits in your future! Mwhahwhhaha!

Narrator: Then as quickly as he appeared, he was gone, leaving people wondering...

CptC: WTF?

Narrator: What does this mean for our heroes? Tune in next time to find out.


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Unread postby ChristianC » Wed Aug 21, 2002 7:05 am

((OOC: I seem to have forgotten myself, the Imps should be Sprites, sorry))

Narrator: And so, Magical Girl Pretty Dandelion saved the day, and there was much rejoice.

All the sprites: Yay.

MGPD: Thank you, thank you, as you all know, send any money you can scrounge up to Magical Girl Pretty Dandelion, London street 12, PO Box 12200.

Sprite #4: Right! *sends money*

MGPD: Yay.

DreamNarrator: When suddenly, Magical Girl Pretty Dandelion... fell asleep because of a massive dose of tranquilizers!!!

MGPD: Wha... Ugf!! *falls asleep, or at least, deeply paralized*

DreamNarrator: To be continued...
Sprite: Hell yeah!!!
DreamNarrator: Shut up, you mogwai!


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby ChaosSteelskull » Wed Aug 21, 2002 2:45 pm

CSS to Narrator1: So, all i have to do is slip the poison into Three's drink and you'll take it from there?

Narrator1: Yeah, but not right now. He may be suspecting us. Lay low.

CSS: Kay.

Meanwhile.....

DreamNarrator: Ah. A job......*Rocks hits him* Ow! What the hell!?

DescriptionNarrator: There's been no descriptions in this post yet. I was bored.

Dream Narrator: Couldnt youdo something non-violent?!

DescriptionNarator: No.

DreamNarrator: Must....Resist.....violence......

DescriptionNarrator: Huh?

DreamNarrator: Nothing.....

(Damn this post sucks. I had a better one but my computer
dleted it and i was lazy. Sue me)



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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby ChristianC » Wed Aug 21, 2002 3:17 pm

((OOC: This makes sense. Description Narrator, Dream Narrator, Narrator #1, Narrator BFACI (Better, Faster And Completely Improved, also known as #2), Narrator #3. Now we just need the Future Narrator, Flashback Narrator and... uhh... DAMN *self-destructs... Too lazy for RP post... Image )


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Wed Aug 21, 2002 7:08 pm

FutureNarrator: But little did they know, the evil Harvast Corporation was plotting its next move!

C_C: Actually, I already knew that.

FutureNarrator: Spoony.

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

ForeshadowingNarrator: Hey! That's my job!

FutureNarrator: What, saying 'Hi, Aquaman'?

ForeshadowingNarrator: No, foreshadowing.

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

C_C: What was I doing again?


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby CaptainCommando » Wed Aug 21, 2002 8:22 pm

CCA: Uhm, what's the Evil Harvest Corporation?

CptC: An evil group of harvesters, I guess.

Narrator2: Most likely.

Narrator: Didn't I tell you to go away!

Narrator2: I cant remember anymore.

DreamNarrator: I think you actually told me to go away.

FutureNarrator: No, I think he actually told #3 to shut up.

Narrator3: I think thats right...

FlashbackNarrator: Your all wrong!

ForeshadowNarrator: No their not!

CCA: ...there's way too many narrators.

CptC: Agreed.

FatGuy: I agree with you both.

CCA: Who are you?

FatGuy: Oh, I'm with the evil Harvest Corporation, pleased to meet you. (Shakes CptC's hand)

Narrator4: Bum-bum-bum!!!

Everyone: Not another one!

Farmer: To be continued!


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby ChristianC » Thu Aug 22, 2002 2:30 am

CC: NAAAANIIIIII!!! Evil Harvest Corp.? *faints*

sprite #1: What's with him?

Sprite #2: Oh, he didn't pay taxes.

sprite #3: That's... weird.

Sprite #2: Yup.

((OOC: STILL NOT IN THE MOOD!!! DAMN YOU STUPID BRAINSLOSH!!!))


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby ChristianC » Sat Aug 24, 2002 7:03 am

((OOC: Right, post damn you!!! This topic have survived my absence for five or so weeks. Even more!))


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Sat Aug 24, 2002 9:14 pm

C_C: I am posting!

Narrator: Um... what?

C_C: I am posting!

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

C_C: I am posting!

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

C_C: I am posting!

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

Narrator #3: O...kay.

Narrator: Doesn't anyone else care about what's going on at the Harvest Corporation?

Narrator #2: No.

C_C: I am posting!

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby ChristianC » Sun Aug 25, 2002 10:27 am

Crab: Hi Woodman!

MGPD: This is weird... very weird... *suddenly MGPD gets dressed in red robes* WTF? This is weird... PRAISE!!!!

Crab: Hi Woodman!

Bat: Quiet, you.


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby CaptainCommando » Sun Aug 25, 2002 11:27 am

CptC: So, the Evil Harvest Corporation... how does that pay.

FatGuy: Oh, fairly well, and it has excellent benifits. In fact, most evil corporations nowadays give great benifits.

CptC: Really? Well that is pretty nifty.

CCA: Should you be talking to the evil guy?

CptC: Hey, we're all evil here, so don't worry about it.

CCA: We're not all evil! And you're only evil some of the time.

CptC: So...

CCA: So?

CptC: So what?

CCA: So why... wait, the fat guy's gone.

Narrator: Indeed it was true, the fat guy was gone!

CptC: Oh, well. If we're not treasure hunting, I've got some children to beat! Follow if you wish.

CCA: (sigh) Okay, I guess I might as well.

CptC: Yay!

Narrator: And so off they went, to merrily attack innocent children!

Fish: Hi AquaMan!


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby ChristianC » Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:51 pm

Narrator: And thus, the little fat evil guy disappeared...

MGPD: Praise!! *whips imps*

Narrator:... *sweatdrop*... And Magical Girl Pretty Dandelion, seeing her job done, reverted to the (more) normal Christian.

MGPD: No ******* way!! I love this! *whips C_C* Praise!!

NarratorThug: And thus the two helpers of the Easter Bunny came and beat up Pretty Dandelion to a pulp.

MGPD: PRAI- OUCH!!!

NarratorThug: *Grin*


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Tue Aug 27, 2002 9:27 am

C_C: Why am I always used for target practice?

Narrator #4: Possibly because of the big target painted on your t-shirt.

C_C: Oh yeah. But do we really need this many narrators?

Narrator: No.

Narrator #2: Not THIS many.

Narrator #3: I agree.

DreamNarrator: Of course we need this many narrators!

FutureNarrator: Well, yeah.

ForeshadowingNarrator: I'd have thought that was obvious.

NarratorThug: Indeed.

DesccriptionNarrrator: Obviously.

Narrator #4: Definitely.

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

Rockworm #2: I'm not a narrator.

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby ChristianC » Tue Aug 27, 2002 11:54 am

((OOC: Damn, wrote imps instead of sprites again, gomen, gomen))

MGPD: With these powers I can destroy the sun and take over the world...

Fat Guy: ...But hooow!?

MGPD: With these... pickles!!! with them on my side I will be unstoppable!!

Fat Guy: Oh no, not pickles!!

descriptionnarrator: Yes, it was the dreaded yar of pickles, filled with crunchy, delicious looking pickles. who could resist these evil little things!?

Fish: Hi aquaman!

Narrator: Shush! Fear not, for the great hero Chrono_Catfish will SAVE US!!! Where is he?

Bat: Quiet ultra super sonic fiend!!

Bug: I'm a silly little bug, PH34R M33333!!!


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Re: Trippy...

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Tue Aug 27, 2002 9:35 pm

Narrator: Um... C_C?

C_C: Yeah.

Narrator #2: As much as we hate to say this...

C_C: What?

Narrator #3: ...you're crucial to the plot now.

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

Aquaman: Hi, fish!

C_C: Whoa, that's a new development.

Narrator: You saving the world?

C_C: No, the fish is actually talking to someone. Trippy.

Narrator #3: Um... the world?

C_C: What about it?

Narrator #3: I forget. Come to think of it, what do I care? I'm actually an extradimensional creature who exists independantly of this continu...num. Enjoy your deathtrap!

C_C: Whoa. That was unexpected.

Narrator: Yeah, I always knew there was something with #3-

Narrator #2: Actually, you weren't even aware of his existance until a few minutes ago. And even then you kept forgetting.

Fish: Hi, Aquaman!

C_C: I mean, that whole Aquaman thing-

Narrator #2: SHUT UP! You have to go save the world!

Narrator: I don't see why narrator's can't have backstories...

C_C: Will I get pizza?

Narrator #2: NO! You're going to save the world from Magical Girl Pretty Dandelion!

Narrator: I mean, I have several layers to my character...

Rockworm #2: So does an onion.

DreamNarrator: Onions have characters?

Rockworm #2: Only once they've been left alone long enough for them to support life.

C_C: Does Magical Girl Pretty Dandelion have pizza?


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