by Molokidan » Wed May 29, 2002 8:26 pm
Dan O_O'ed at the kitchen. "Oh dear. . .you didn't take your medication today, did you?" he shook his head with pity. "I'd better go sweep up the chrono remains. . ."
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
"Oro?" Dan said, turning around. "Did we leave someone outside?"
"None of us would knock politely. . ." Kotoki sweatdropped.
"True." Dan said, walking over to the door.
"Yo." a UPS man said as Dan opened it. "I've got 100 crates of peanut butter here. Sign it and it's yours, buddy."
"Wha. . .WHAT?!" Dan shouted. "You've got the wrong house, buddy. I didn't order 100 crates of peanut butter!"
"Is this 4231 Sushiana Lane?"
"Um. . .no." Dan said, looking around uneasily.
"I didn't believe that for a second." the man said, handing him the paper. "Here, sign it, I've got three industrial-size bins of seamonkeys to deliver to the next house."
"Gah. . ." Dan said, taking the paper. "WHO ORDERED SO MUCH GOD-FORSAKEN PEANUT BUTTER!?"