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Re: Enter the Geek!

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Sun Jun 02, 2002 8:54 pm

Chrono, meanwhile, was still getting kicked repeatedly, and writhing in pain.
Suddenly, a ringing noise was heard. Chrono, got up, brushed himself off, and took out a cell phone?
"Hello? Yeah, hang on a minute."
He then handed Kali the cellphone (which, she noted, was hers), saying "It's for you."


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Re: Enter the Geek!

Unread postby SALSAlys » Sun Jun 02, 2002 10:18 pm

"Wait a moment." Kali covered the mouthpiece of the phone. "Why did YOU have MY phone?! And you're capable of walking now?!"

So saying, she kicked him to the floor again, and continued kicking him in the belly and groin as she talked into the phone.

"Hello? Yes, this is Kali speaking... you want me to do WHAT? ANOTHER commercial?! But the last one stank! But the sale of black leather bikinis went up? Perverts... and you're paying me HOW MUCH?! But that's an eight-digit figure, no decimals involved! Oh my..."


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Re: Enter the Geek!

Unread postby Justice Augustus » Mon Jun 03, 2002 9:04 am

Illastrial turned to the newcomer. "Hey, haven't I seen you around school?"



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Re: Enter the Geek!

Unread postby NebulaQueen » Mon Jun 03, 2002 6:30 pm

"Uh-huh!" She shook her head, and accidentally shook her water at the same time, spilling it onto the carpet. "Whoopsie, I get that cleaned up..." She got up quickly, and tripped over the coffee table, bringing it down with her. "Oooops, did I do that?"


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Re: Enter the Geek!

Unread postby Molokidan » Tue Jun 04, 2002 8:32 pm

Molo's mouth hit the ground, firstly looking at the antique coffee table spilling over, second, at the shock that he cared more about it than his mom o_O;;

"Um. . .Elaine, honey. . ." he said, not wanting her to make any sudden moves and break anything else. "Is there a reason why you're over here? Just wondering. . ." O_o


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Re: Enter the Geek!

Unread postby NebulaQueen » Tue Jun 04, 2002 10:21 pm

Elaine got up, almost oblivious to the damage she had done. "Uuuuh...well, the math teacher wanted me to give you your test that you flunked! He found it in the trashcan, crumpled up in a little ball. Remember, you need to show it to your mom and get it signed. Oh, and guess what?" She was almost exstatic, despite the fact that Kali was probably going to kill Dan. "My family moved in next door! Isn't that neat?"


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Re: Enter the Geek!

Unread postby SALSAlys » Tue Jun 04, 2002 11:42 pm

Kali slammed the phone down, forgetting it was a cell and nearly breaking it. She even stopped kicking Chrono, and loomed over Molokidan, flames shooting out of her eyes... literally.

" You flunked the math test?! You TOLD me you had studied before you began playing Doom! You are DEAD MEAT, buster!"


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Re: Enter the Geek!

Unread postby Kotoki » Wed Jun 05, 2002 1:26 am

Kotoki waved little flags. "Go mom!" she chanted. "Show Dan that shooters aren't the way to go! He should be like me and play dating sims instead!"


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Re: Enter the Geek!

Unread postby Molokidan » Wed Jun 05, 2002 2:24 am

"UWAA. . ." Dan backed up, on the verge of insanity. "Uh. . .but I. . ." he tried to think of a liable excuse, but with Doom and Elaine and Kotoki. . ."UWAAAAH!!" he shouted, running blindly away, and slamming into a wall. "Gghh. . .gah. . ." he spun around and fell to the ground. "Why me. . .why. . .me. . ."


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Re: Enter the Geek!

Unread postby Justice Augustus » Wed Jun 05, 2002 6:06 am

"Ah, another day another trajedy for poor little Molo" said Illastrial giving him a friendly hug. "Cheer up, things can only get better...after your mom punishes you..."



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*giggle*

Unread postby SALSAlys » Wed Jun 05, 2002 9:54 am

"Punishment..." whispered Kali fiercely.

" You are grounded until next year, buddy! AND you're not allowed to play Doom for three months, AND you MUST study for at least half an hour each day and I WILL be watching you and checking on that oh and you also better not go online for any reason at all except for schoolwork and I'll be checking on that too I also expect a blow-by-blow account of each school day in each class period and that includes any warning the teacher may have given you AND..."

Fortunately (or maybe unfortunately for Molo), her constant threats merged into that funny kind of background noise which you can hear but which is too blurred to listen.

Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/usalsalys.showPublicProfile?language=EN>SALSAlys</A] at: 6/5/02 11:15:09 pm

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Re: *giggle*

Unread postby NebulaQueen » Wed Jun 05, 2002 10:07 am

"Er...um..." Elaine stared at the damage she had caused Molo, albeit accidentally. "I'll be going now! Bye!" At that she sped towards the wall, and floated through it to get to her house.


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Re: *giggle*

Unread postby Molokidan » Wed Jun 05, 2002 10:24 am

"ELAINE!!!!!!!!" Dan shouted, his eyes red, steam blowing out of his ears. "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

*cue commercial break*

"Waahhh. . ." Dan flopped onto the couch. "I can't do anything. No games. . .no computer. . .this sucks! I need to find someway to make mom raise it. . .Kotoki!" he called his sister, who was happily playing on his computer. "You've gotta help me get mom to stop this. . ." ;_;


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Re: *giggle*

Unread postby Justice Augustus » Wed Jun 05, 2002 4:02 pm

"Don't worry Dan, I have a cunning plan, more cunning than a fox that got a masters degree in cunningness and then went on to be secretary for cunning for the government."



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Re: *giggle*

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Thu Jun 06, 2002 9:26 pm

OOC: And everyone died and never posted again.


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Meanwhile, over at Urk-I mean, Elaine's....

Unread postby NebulaQueen » Thu Jun 06, 2002 10:11 pm

"*sniff* Poor Dan-kun, I'm sorry..." Elaine was lying on her bed, feeling both self-pity and guilt, staring at a picture at Molokidan ripped from the school yearbook. "How am I ever going to make it up to you..." As she got up to get something to eat, she noticed an ad from a magazine on the floor. "Hmmm, whats this? WOW, a build your own robot kit! This will certainly make Dan-kun happy!" And so the ghost zoomed over to her computer to type in a few vital credit card numbers on a certain robot-company's website.

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Ah, yes...

Unread postby SALSAlys » Thu Jun 06, 2002 10:46 pm

Kali blinked suddenly.

"Why do I have a sudden forboding feeling?"

She shrugged. "You know you're insane when you start talking to yourself, Kali girl..."


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Re: Ah, yes...

Unread postby Kotoki » Thu Jun 06, 2002 11:37 pm

Kotoki grinned at Kali. "Aw, mom, you know you don't mean it. Dan's a good kid! Does he deserve the kind of pain your cruel and thoughtless punishments would bestow apon him? Can you really take a child of your own flesh and blood and cause him agony?"

She shrugged. "Or something like that!"


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Re: Ah, yes...

Unread postby SALSAlys » Thu Jun 06, 2002 11:53 pm

"Yes he does, and yes I can."


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Re: Ah, yes...

Unread postby Kotoki » Fri Jun 07, 2002 12:14 am

"Fair enough."


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Re: Ah, yes...

Unread postby Molokidan » Fri Jun 07, 2002 1:25 am

"Gaah..." Molo squrimed onto the floor pathetically. "Mom. . .how can you be so meeeeeeean?" he grabbed her leg pitifully. "What can I do to make it up to you?" he actually pondered this for a moment. "Chocolate?"


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Re: Ah, yes...

Unread postby SALSAlys » Fri Jun 07, 2002 9:04 am

"Please get off my leg. You are too old for such childish antics. And chocolate is NOT the solution." Then Kali went off into the familiar funny talking-but-not-listening noise.


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Well, be like that then!

Unread postby Justice Augustus » Sat Jun 08, 2002 4:09 am

*sniff* "Nobody wants to hear my plan...well that's just their problem, cause now they're stuck and they'll never know and I'm just going to watch more tv." Illastrial muttered to herself.



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Quick Service

Unread postby NebulaQueen » Sat Jun 08, 2002 12:24 pm

Elaine waited happily at her house, waiting for the robot kit to come. "oooh, this is such a good i-" Her monologue was interupted by a prompt ding-dong, and she sped towards the door to answer it. A delivery man was at the door, and behind him was a huge crate. "Sign this, please." Elaine murmered, "wow, quick service," as she signed the paper and brought her crate into the house.


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*cue Porno Music*

Unread postby Molokidan » Sat Jun 08, 2002 4:57 pm

"What's wrong, Illastrial?" Molo quickly jumped to the couch. "Do you need to cry on my shoulder? Don't worry. . .I'm all about love."


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...

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Sat Jun 08, 2002 6:02 pm

Chrono knocked loudly on the door.
"I think I might have left my keys here!" he yelled.


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Re: ...

Unread postby SALSAlys » Sat Jun 08, 2002 8:07 pm

Kali had just picked up a pomegranate, but squeezed it to pieces, shattering the red seeds out into her palm, staining them like blood.

"It's HIM!" she growled. "HE TOOK THE CHEESECAKE!!!!" She ran to the door, slamming it open.

"FEELING LUCKY, PUNK?!!"


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Re: ...

Unread postby NebulaQueen » Sun Jun 09, 2002 12:12 am

Elaine was holed up in her room, working diligently on the robot, when she was interupted by loud screams coming from Dan's house. She looked up, but then shrugged. "Eh, it's probably nothing." And with that she picked up the blowtorch and went straight back to work.


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Re: ...

Unread postby Molokidan » Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:10 am

"Dear god." Dan sweatdropped. "My mother is a homicidal lunatic!"


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Um...no...

Unread postby Justice Augustus » Sun Jun 09, 2002 7:37 am

"And here I was thinking that you were going to be the one needing emotional comforting."



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Eheh...

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Sun Jun 09, 2002 1:46 pm

Chrono may have been hopelessly dense, but that wasn't to say that he didn't have survival reflexes.
"Sorry, wrong house!"
He quickly attempted to slam the door closed and duct tape it.


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Re: Eheh...

Unread postby SALSAlys » Sun Jun 09, 2002 2:26 pm

Kali ripped open the door, her rage giving her strength. As Chrono tried to escape, he ran into a certain draconian...

"Great. Not only is the Apocalypse nigh, but I'm being run into," muttered Lyssandra.


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Re: Eheh...

Unread postby Molokidan » Sun Jun 09, 2002 3:14 pm

o_o

Molo watched the goings-on from the window. "Hmm. . .I wonder who mom is going to rip apart first. . ."


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0.0;;

Unread postby Justice Augustus » Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:24 am

Illastrial still had her eyes on the televison, and Kali's advert was back on again. But it was...different. She slapped her hand across her eyes as she said: "I think it may be the director of the advert she just made when she sees this edited version of it..."


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Re: 0.0;;

Unread postby SALSAlys » Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:17 am

"WHAT?!" For a moment, Kali looked paralyzed by indecision... to attack the one who stole her cheesecake or to go and see the cheesecake scene she had made.

"Grr...." She went inside, but not before yelling at Lyssandra to "Eat him! Rip him to shreds!" Then she went to check what was on TV.

Lyssandra looked at Chrono.

"Why did you summon the wrath of War upon you?" she asked.


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Re: 0.0;;

Unread postby Molokidan » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:36 pm

"Geez mom. . ." Molo said, looking at the TV. "I didn't even know a person could get into THOSE kind of positions. . ."


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Re: 0.0;;

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:06 pm

Chrono shrugged.
"It seems to be a habit."


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Re: 0.0;;

Unread postby SALSAlys » Thu Jun 13, 2002 11:56 am

"Interesting."


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Re: 0.0;;

Unread postby RPGWWer ChronoCatfish » Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:49 pm

"More 'painful' than 'interesting', really."


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Re: 0.0;;

Unread postby Blaze Yamato Spirit » Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:58 pm

(Back. And all that.)

Alistair, meanwhile, had long since become numb to the insanity...and everything else, too. He was to be found facedown on the floor near the sofa, still bent in his sitting position, eyes wide open and staring, pupils dilated, and gibbering.

'So much....aargh....going mad...wonder where dad is...? He's....partially sane....'

(OOC: Cue a post from Squintz. Boy I'm sneaky. *evil grin*)


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