The RPGWW Sitcom Extravaganza!

[Justice Augustus]

"Um...er..." What did he just say? "Yes? I mean, don't worry about it, Spanish can wait and I'm not really hurt. Just sit down on the sofa, rather than me next time."

[Blaze Yamato Spirit]

Flushed with embarassment, Alistair sat down next to Illastrial, still holding on to her hand, which he seemed not to have noticed.

'You must think that I'm an idiot now', he moaned.

[RPGWWer ChronoCatfish]

"Don't worry." said Chrono cheerfully. "I'm pretty sure everyone already held that opinion. So technically, you have nothing to fear except nuclear annihilation."

[Blaze Yamato Spirit]

o.o >.<

'Excuse me, who the hell are you and what are you doing in our house?'

[SALSAlys]

Kali reached her shoot without any trouble, other than the occasional screams of fear from pedestrians and drivers. She parked the mecha on two empty SUVs, and went into the building, where she learned the exact nature of the job.

"I'm modelling BIKINIS?!"

[RPGWWer ChronoCatfish]

Chrono paused.
"Long story. I'm a friend of 'Dan's. Where's the fridge?"

[SALSAlys]

Just then, if anybody was watching television, the advertisement for bikinis came up. This featured a series of film which apparently had been taped while Kali was occupied.

"Genuine leather bikinis... suitable for a life of ACTION—"

This showed Kali lunging at the producer, wearing the bikini and with rage showing on her face as she throttled him.

"GLAMOUR—"

This showed a close-up of Kali's face (and only her face, suggesting that the picture may had been taken while Kali was still in her normal clothing and had just entered).

"And ROMANCE."

For once, Kali wasn't visible, although the angle of the camera on a man sitting at a candle-lit dinner implied, without showing, that he was sitting across from a lady.

"Show the world YOUR aspects with genuine leather bikinis!" finished the announcer, but then a dark, shapely fist slammed into the camera, and the commercial faded into static.

[Blaze Yamato Spirit]

'...okay...'

o.o;;

IM: Why do these people have to be my family!?

>.<

[Justice Augustus]

0.0;;

"Was...that...Kali..? She didn't look too happy...."

Illastrial seemed to have completely forgotten that Alistair was still holding her hand by the shock of the commercial.

[Blaze Yamato Spirit]

'Yeah...that was mom...'

Alistair forced a smile.

'She never did enjoy modelling bikinis...'

[Molokidan]

Dan stared at his house being invaded. "There's Snapple in the fridge. . ." he said to Chrono, flicking on the TV.

"So. . ." he said, sitting in between Alistair and Illastrial, giving Al the hairy eyeball. "Let's see what's on TV. . ." he said cheekily.

[RPGWWer ChronoCatfish]

Chrono walked off in the direction of the kitchen.

[Kotoki]

Kotoki, on her bungee cord, smashed through the lving room window and sat cheerfully on the floor. "Got it!" she yelled happily. "The trick is to bounce off the pavement at the bottom. What's on tv?"

[Blaze Yamato Spirit]

(OOC: To do that you'd have to sit on their arms, Dan. They're holding hands. XD)

[Justice Augustus]

(OOC - Just go with the flow....there'll allways be a few eddies in the river of life, or something.)

Dan purposly sat down on Illastrial and Alistairs hands, breaking the physical link between them and snapping them both back into reality after their shock of Kali's advert. "Err...I think I'll get a Snapple too, anyone else want one?" She said as she stood up and walked towards the kitchen.

[Blaze Yamato Spirit]

(OOC: I'll refrain until I know what Snapple is, thanks. o.o)

Alistair looked at his hand and glared at Dan, a look of warning in his eyes.

'I'm not that hungry, but thanks for the offer, Illastrial.'

[SALSAlys]

Kali re-entered, now wearing her normal clothing.

"I hate those kind of modelling shoots," she growled. She had used one of those mysterious sit-com powers in order to return quickly. "You kids BETTER have left my cheesecake alone." Kali tore into the fridge.

[Blaze Yamato Spirit]

'Unless Dan's friend has got to it, it's safe, mom!'

[RPGWWer ChronoCatfish]

Chrono, upon hearing this, abandoned his cheesecake sandwich in favor of a search for a convenient escape route.
He could:
A) Go out the way he came in, thus encountering his pursuer in a gesture of futility.
B) Go out through the window. This seemed the best choice.

His course of action decided on, he dove out the window (breaking through the screen), landing unceremoniously into a ditch he vaguely remembered as being somewhere else, and paused only a moment to continue running. In fact, if not for the presence of the fence, he might not, in fact, have run right into it and been knocked near-unconscious.

[SALSAlys]

Kali, upon entering the kitchen and surveying the carnage, did what any sensible woman would do when in such circumstances.

"DIEEEEEE!" she screamed, hurdling the window and charging into Chrono.

[Molokidan]

Dan O_O'ed at the kitchen. "Oh dear. . .you didn't take your medication today, did you?" he shook his head with pity. "I'd better go sweep up the chrono remains. . ."

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

"Oro?" Dan said, turning around. "Did we leave someone outside?"

"None of us would knock politely. . ." Kotoki sweatdropped.

"True." Dan said, walking over to the door.

"Yo." a UPS man said as Dan opened it. "I've got 100 crates of peanut butter here. Sign it and it's yours, buddy."

"Wha. . .WHAT?!" Dan shouted. "You've got the wrong house, buddy. I didn't order 100 crates of peanut butter!"

"Is this 4231 Sushiana Lane?"

"Um. . .no." Dan said, looking around uneasily.

"I didn't believe that for a second." the man said, handing him the paper. "Here, sign it, I've got three industrial-size bins of seamonkeys to deliver to the next house."

"Gah. . ." Dan said, taking the paper. "WHO ORDERED SO MUCH GOD-FORSAKEN PEANUT BUTTER!?"

[SALSAlys]

Kali had grabbed Chrono and, after injuring him muchly, hurled his prone body at the UPS man.

"DIE!!!"

Then she noticed the peanut butter, and screamed.

"I TOLD THE PORN COMPANY I WASN'T INTERESTED!!!"

She lunged at the delivery man.

[RPGWWer ChronoCatfish]

Chrono, however, was not aerodynamic. He fell almost immediately to the ground, landing in a crumpled heap. in front of the door.

[SALSAlys]

Kali tripped over Chrono. "Yaiee!" She fell onto the UPS man.

[Kotoki]

Kotoki shook her head. "Don't kill the delivery guy, mom!" she yelled cheerfully. "I like peanut butter!"

[Justice Augustus]

Illastrial had been suprised when she went to thr fridge to get her Snapple to see Chrono charge at the window and fly unceremoniously through. As she opened the door a bent down to grab the bottle she heard Kali's scream of anger and felt the air rushing around her as the woman of the house rushed past. She turned around in time to see Chrono fly in the other direction, shortly followed by Kali. However she had been friends with Dan for a few years now, and was used to all this. "Mmmmm...Grape, my favorite." She returned to the living room to watch tv.

[Molokidan]

"Chrono. . ." Dan said, bringing in the peanut butter boxes, and kicking Catfish-san out of his way. "Oh man, he's drooling everywhere. . .thanks alot, mom! Chrono, don't you have any food in your house?" he said, sweatdropping, then rethinking his question.

"Wait. . .do you even have a house?"

[RPGWWer ChronoCatfish]

"I had one the last time I checked." muttered Chrono. "I locked myself out of it. Weren't you listening?"
Chrono then appeared to remember something.
"Wait... What's the point of asking me when I'm unconscious?"

"You're unconscious." Dan said flatly.

"Apparently not." said Chrono. "I was wondering why I could still feel pain beyond comprehension."

[Molokidan]

"Quiet." Dan said, kicking him.

"Come on, I feel fine! I want to go for a walk." Chrono moaned.

"#($#4. . ." Dan muttered, and a comical dust cloud full of obscenities ensues.

"Can we just end this horrible monty python rip-off and kick it to a scene change?" Kotoki said quickly.

[SALSAlys]

The scene changes, flipping towards a green-skinned lizard-type person. It was unsure whether this being was male or female, but he/she had red wings, and was dressed all in black, muttering "Doom is upon us..." at random intervals.

Then the draconian stares into the camera. "I'm female," she snaps. "Name's Lyssandra, the goth chick around here. And I HATE being in this thing."

Scene flips back to the household. Kali began kicking Chrono continuously, screaming "YOU ATE THE LAST CHEESECAKE!!!"

[RPGWWer ChronoCatfish]

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm already in extreme pain." Chrono said in between kicks.

[NebulaQueen]

((Can my character be the clumsy, geeky smart girl who is either obnoxiosly weird and loud or extremely quiet?))

[SALSAlys]

(OOC: Yep. We might as well say this... ANYBODY WHO WANTS, COME ONE IN!!!!)

Kali continued kicking Chrono. "I don't care! I want you to HURT!"

[NebulaQueen]

*All of a sudden there is a ding-dong at the door. And another. And another. And then a million ding-dongs dinging simultaniously.*

[Molokidan]

(OOC: Yay, new person. ^_^)

Dan let Kali finish the Chrono-walloping, as he walked over to the door. "Good god, who is this time?"

As he looked through the peephole, he turned back over with a gulp and a face as if he had seen a ghost.

"What is it, Dan?" Kotoki said.

"It's. . .HER." Dan said through his teeth.

"HER?"

"That crazy girl. . .she's insane. .. with those big thick glasses. . .she was following me all around at school today! I don't know how to get rid of her. . .and she's SO OBNOXIOUS!" Dan said, walking around, panicking. "Someone hide me. . .tell her she has the wrong house or something!" Dan said, diving behind the couch.

[NebulaQueen]

*The door opens on its own, revealing the doorbell-ringer. The reason Dan looked like he saw a ghost was that he did. To be specific, a floating ghost in blue robes, with a sash around the middle. A hood was drawn up over her head, hiding her face making it look like a black pit. However, some strands of brown hair and a pair of giant thick glasses peeked out from the hood.* "Hiiiiiiiiii!" said the ghost in an annoyingly high-pitched voice. "I'm Elaine! Is Dan home?"

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[Kotoki]

Kotoki smiled at the ghost. "He sure is." she responded. "In fact, he's right behind this coutch over here! Make yourself at home!"

[Molokidan]

"KOTOKI!!!" Dan screamed as if someone had sliced his leg off with a sword, his eyes tearing up. "WHY DID YOU. . ." he suddenly stopped and stared over at Elaine. ". . .forget to offer her something to drink! ehehehehehe. . ." he scratched his head unconvincingly and scampered off into the kitchen to pour her a glass of water.

"Sleeping powder. . .sleeping powder. . .damn. We're out." he mumbled, pouring her some water.

"Drink!! DRINK!!" Dan said, placing the cup in Elaine's hand and dragging Kotoki off into the corner.

"WHY DID YOU DOOO THAAAT!?!" Dan whined in a whisper.

[NebulaQueen]

"Thanks Dan! That was rather nice of you..." Elaine floated over to the couch with her drink, none the wiser to Dan's whining.

[Kotoki]

"Because it's fun to mess with my little brother's life!" replied Kotoki happily.