The Gerry Wringer Show (Spammy RP)

[Nakibe]

(OOC: Yes, folks, I'm large, in charge, and in yo head again!!! I wanted to do something completely stupid... and this idea kinda popped out at me. No character control, please. Godmoding, while not approved, is OK here, really. Besides, this is all in fun, right? Just gonna crack open a few heads here and....)

*cheezy theme music plays, along with a clapping audience*

WELCOME to the Gerry Wringer show, and I'm your host, Gerry Wringer. Today we have a special treat for you. We've come all the way to exotic Doma City in Doma to bring you several surprises. Our producers have lined up some super secret guests SO secret, I don't even know who they ARE yet!!! So, without further ado, lets get to our first guest!!!

*crowd starts cheering as the next guest comes in* <p>*lurks*

MY head, Dia!!! eVe</p>

[pd Rydia]

(keeping with the OOCness of the original?)

Aerin struts in, long hair flowing loosely around her shoulders, wearing a tank top and barely adequate cut off jean shorts, leering at random guys (and girls) in the audience. She has a seat near Gerry Wringer and winks at him. "Hey, Gerry," she greets, smiling... <p><center><table border cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4><tr><td><center>pd Rydia&nbsp; at: 4/25/02 12:49:23 am
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[Nakibe]

"Ah, Miss Marra... Welcome to the show. Tell me, is this crowd great or what?!?"

*crowd roars, cheering "Aerin, Aerin!!!"*

"Now anyways, miss Marra, I hear you have a confession to make live and on the air today. Anything you wanna tell us about yourself before your secret is revealed?" <p>*lurks*

MY head, Dia!!! eVe</p>

[pd Rydia]

Aerin blows a kiss into the crowd, winks, and nods...then looks solemnly at Wringer. "Yes, Mister Wringer...I do."

"I've been dating Cardinal, the love of my life, ever since I came to this time...but..." she paused melodramatically to wipe at a tear in her eye. "I...I've been having...an affair!" The young girl burst into tears, sobbing. "I couldn't resist his charm...it started out innocently enough...he was teaching me a few things about some machines...I didn't mean to be unfaithful...but...but...I love them BOTH..." <p><center><table border cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4><tr><td><center>RPGWW
Sprite comic of DOOM!</center></td></tr></table></center></p>

[Nakibe]

"BOTH, you say?"

*crowd 'Ooohs'*

"And have you told this other person about your public love? Are THEY comfortable with it?" <p>*lurks*

MY head, Dia!!! eVe</p>

[pd Rydia]

<_<
>_>
"Well...um...no...?" ^^;; "I don't want to hurt them!" <p>

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RPGWW - Sprite comic of DOOM!Quotes of the moment:-=- "And then the pixies of doom ate her brain. It was very tragic." -- White Knight-=- "Spammers are people too." -- SuperRube-=- "Look hun, it's...uh...raining... ...frogs...O_o;;;" -- Aya, Queen of Doma</p>

[SALSAlys]

Just then, two catpeople appeared in the wings, surprising the other guests and the people who were working backstage.
Both looked like regular humans except for long, pointy ears, tails, cat feet, and black eyes with white slashes for pupils.

The small female had knee-length black hair which was worked into three braids. She wore comfortable, loose-fitting brown clothing, and her tail was golden, matching her skin.

The male was darker, and his long, black hair was tied into a simple loose ponytail. His tail was tiger-striped, and he was much larger and brawnier. He just wore loose-fitting black shorts.

"Where are we this time, Kat?" asked the male.

"How should I know, Sekor? I told you the magic wouldn't work, since I had a cold... at least the cold's gone now. But I'm too tired to teleport right away," the female replied.

"So now what?" he asked, looking around.

[Nakibe]

"You haven't? Well.. what if we told you that this person was backstage watching the show RIGHT NOW? In fact, why don't we bring in our NEXT guest for today?"

*Gerry gestures towards a veiled door at the far end of the stage*

*the crowd goes wild with boos*

[SALSAlys]

"Hey Kat?"

"Yes?"

"What about this door here?" Sekor accidentally shoved aside the guest who had been about to go through, and opened the door, going through the veil. Katyana followed right after him.

Both blink in the lights.

"Kat?"

"Yes?"

"Why are they booing us?"

"No idea."

[pd Rydia]

Aerin wringed her hands, distraught. "Oh no! Oh no! I don't know what I'd do...I don't want to hurt them...I don't want them to be mad at me!" ;_; "I never expected this to happen when I said I'd come to this show..."

She then blinked at the newcomers. "I...don't know them." >_> Although that one is kinda cute...*^_^* <p>

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pd Rydia&nbsp; at: 4/25/02 2:52:53 am
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[SALSAlys]

"We're mad at her?" Sekor said confusedly.

"I'm confused," sighed Katyana.

[Nakibe]

"TWO guests. Why, I must say, Miss Marra... you HAVE been quite busy behind this Mister Cardinal's back. Do you have anything that you'd like to say to them, then? Or is there anything else you'd like to reveal right now?"

*the crowd looks expectantly at all three of them* <p>*lurks*

MY head, Dia!!! eVe</p>

[pd Rydia]

Aerin glared at Gerry. "I don't know these people...what kind of joke are you playing on my feelings?" ;_; "This SO isn't very funny, you know..." <p>

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<table><tr><td></td><td>Quotes of the moment:
-=- "And then the pixies of doom ate her brain. It was very tragic." -- White Knight
-=- "Spammers are people too." -- SuperRube
-=- "Look hun, it's...uh...raining... ...frogs...O_o;;;" -- Aya, Queen of Doma</td></tr></table></p>

[SALSAlys]

Katyana: What's going on? I did an accidental teleport here, and I don't know what this is all about...

Sekor: And why is everybody staring at us?

[Nakibe]

"You mean, these AREN'T...?"

*a stage hand comes out from the curtains and whispers in Gerry's ear* "Huh? No? WHAT?!? You can't possibly mean that... I thought this place was TELEPORT-PROOF!!!" *Gerry sighed and put on his stage smile*

"Aren't these some wonderful kidders folks? But don't worry, we have her secret love...right behind THAT DOOR"

*crowd watches expectantly* <p>*lurks*

MY head, Dia!!! eVe</p>

[SALSAlys]

"Why does this always happen to me?" muttered Kat. "Once again, the smell-sense proves to be undetectable and unstoppable by most other magics."

Sekor's tail coiled around Kat's. She backed away. He sighs.

"Fine then... let's get off this stage."

Together, they turned and prepared to leave.

[Kaigan2]

The Cardinal got up and walked through the door angry. There those flamin' cat people were.

Hh picked up a chair and tried to smash it against the male feline's side.

[SALSAlys]

Sekor leapt back, his claws shooting out as he shredded the chair.

"What the heck?!" he hollered.

Kat glared at the Cardinal. "What did Sekor ever do to you?!"

[Kaigan2]

<insert odd accent here>
"well he's on the Gerry Wringer show aint he? He musta been sleepin' with mai wo'en!!!! and then he knocked me down!"

Walks up to "his wo'en" "WHAT YAW UP TO HUN!? goin' roun' screwing cats! that jus' aint right!"

[SALSAlys]

"Eww!" Kat and Sekor both recoiled. "She drives screws into cats?!"

The two catpeople ran off stage.

[Kaigan2]

*glances at the cat people and mutters* oddballs

[Kaigan2]

(OOC: *bump* am I a jnx?)

[SALSAlys]

(OOC: Nah, I think more like most of us grew bored with it, or are busy in other RP's.)