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(ooc: just to test this out.......)

*Jinx Jingles into throne room and climbs into the rafters*

IM: now to wait for prey!

^-^ <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

*Since Yuji is away, FD uses Kumiko*

*Kumiko wanders under the rafters, and stops, after hearing something*

IM: What was that noise? I may have to be homicidal again... v_v <p><center><table border=2><tr><td></td><td><center>My site!
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*within the dungeon of the Castle Choark was hunting mice!*

<.< >.> Food is good, good is food!

*w* FOOD!

*throws a firecracker to the left of the elf* <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

<font color="purple">*startles at the noise, jumping back, casting an invisibility spell and vanishing*

o.o IM: Ack! I must find whoever did that... <p><center><table border=2><tr><td></td><td><center>My site!
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*upon searching the dungeon Choark came upon a switch*

>.> hmmm... rule number one. . if there is a switch, pull it.

*pulls switch* <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td></td> <td> Number One Spaz!</td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </p>

A hole opened up in the floor, and from it emerged a figure in generic evil armour.

No dungeon could hold Minion #32!
Not that anyone had put him in the dungeon, he'd just wound up there after taking a wrong turn. <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

*looking at the EVIL armour Choark did what any hungry barbarian would do*

>.> *poke* Are ya tasty?

OK, a castle of cannibals. Only one thing to do...
#32 hit Choark over the head with a shovel and ran. <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

<font color="purple">...straight into Kumiko, knocking out her invisibility spell. She promptly turned to #32 and glared... <p><center><table border=2><tr><td></td><td><center>My site!
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*#32 had made a mistake of hitting Choark on the head, where it obviously did the least damage*

*thinking this was rather fun Choark gave chase*

^^ eheheheheheh

Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/uchoark.showPublicProfile?language=EN>Choark</A]&nbsp; at: 4/23/02 6:14:44 am

*Jinx hopped down from the rafters, and quickly did a handstand, jingling merrily*

Hi! ^-^ Care to treat a girl to a drink?

*leers at their necks* <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

#32: I have a wife and kids! Eat them!

#90: No you don't.

#32: Fine. Eat 90. Or that random person I ran into. <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

*thinks*

IM : Gramps always said be nice a lady

>.> Umm okay Jinx! What ya want? Milk? Beer? Liquid Cheese?? <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td></td> <td> Number One Spaz!</td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </p>

<font color=purple>Kumiko drew a dagger out of her sleeve, and held it casually, letting off a half glare, half smirk at #32.

IM: Not likely... <p><center><table border=2><tr><td></td><td><center>My site!
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>.> *looks at kumiko* IM: nah.......so grumpy prolly tastes like garbage.

<.< *looks at choark* IM: easy mark!

mmmm.........no.........I like to drink something else choark.....^_^

*to number named people* O.o;;? <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

*to jinx* . . . >.> . . . You wanna drink.. ummm Wine?

* To #32* <.<. . . You look kinda tasty you know.. you sure your not some big mouse is disguise?? <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td></td> <td> Number One Spaz!</td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </p>

*to cho* Yes Choark.....magic neck wine.........Can I have some?

*moves closer*

IM: >.> Magic Neck Wine.........i wonder if he buys that. <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

<font color=purple>>.> <.< v_v;;;

IM: None of them make any sense at all...</font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td></td><td><center>My site!
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*thinks* IM : wait a second. . . .

*places hand on Jinx's sholder*

*looks up, with sad eyes* I'm sorry Jinx, I can't help you. . .

. . . I have no magic in me. . . sorry ^^;; <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td></td> <td> Number One Spaz!</td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </p>

*makes biting motion at the elf to give her a fright*

*stares at cho, and makes a pouty face*
oh but you do! i can smell it............i can tell if you like......
*eyes glitter with mischief* <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>Edited by: Vampire Jester Jinx&nbsp; at: 4/23/02 6:51:14 am

<font color=purple>*pulls a whetstone out of other sleeve and begins sharpening her dagger, making same smirk/glare at Jinx as she did at #32*</font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td></td><td><center>My site!
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...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
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You can make me have MAGIC!!!???

You mean like *and starts throwing his arms around mady and jumping about*

BANG! POW!! ZAPP!!! KABLOOM!!!! FIREBALL!!!!!

*in his excitment he ends up breaking a few walls* <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td></td> <td> Number One Spaz!</td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </p>

o____o;;;;;

*makes calming motions with her hands*

Yeah Cho, Big Exploding magic! Pretttty......

*makes a small flame appear in her hand, shapes it into a bird and makes it fly about the room*

>.> But i have to check you for magic fuel.
If your empty, you cant use magic. <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

<font color=purple>*facepalm* >.<;;; </font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td></td><td><center>My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
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*starts chasing the bird and tries to catch it*

*burns his hand and looks upset* Aww.. I was hungry as well. . .

Okay then Jinxy! Check my magic Fuel! Sounds Fun! <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td></td> <td> Number One Spaz!</td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </p>

^.~ Alright then.......hold still!

*scoots foreward and hugs him* <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

<font color=purple>
...

>.> <.<

*hops in between #32 and #90, leaning on their shoulders*

^___^ *LEER!*

IM: I'll just play with their minds...just a little...</font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td></td><td><center>My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
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*looks confused*

Is this some sort of magic ritual that calls upon the demons beasts of Hell and Heck where you sell your soul to the enternal fires to get the magical stuff to open up my soul so you can read my fuel bar and increase its size so i can one day throwhuge fireballs of fireness?

Do I hug back?

*does a super hard Bear hug back* <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td></td> <td> Number One Spaz!</td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </p>

@.< IM: if i weren't dead......i think i would die from lack of air.

!!!!!!!!!!!

*lightly pats his arm, lightly meaning that was as hard as she could at the moment, given a choice she would have punched rather hard* <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

*#90 rushes over to Jinx*
#90: Save us from the vampire!
*#32 facepalms* <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

I get it, Now I hit back!

*gives a big grin and "lighty" taps Jinx on the forehead*

*of course, when a super strong barbarian ninja lightly hits, elephants can be to knocked out with the hit. . . * <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td></td> <td> Number One Spaz!</td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </p>

*flies through the air and smacks into a wall, slides to the floor with a thump, jester's hat knocked off*

X.x

IM: ...............pain............... <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

<font color=purple>*falls over, cackling like mad*

IM: They thought I was the vampire, so they rush over to Jinx! How ironic is THAT?!</font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td></td><td><center>My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
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O_O AARRGGH I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry *bows many times*

*looks around frantically* Quick! Phoniex Down! Phoniex Down! Phoniex Down! Phoniex Down! Phoniex Down! ARRGGH!

. . . I guess this means. . . no magic ^^;;; <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td></td> <td> Number One Spaz!</td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </p>

*twitch twitch*

X.x

IM: i think he broke my spleen.........PHOENIX DOWN?! NO!

*tries to move like mad, however only one hand hops about* <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

<font color=purple>>.>;;;

*looks around for where the minions went*

IM: Meh...she'll be fine.

*searchsearch*

IM: Hey! Maybe they'll mistake me for a vampire again, and think I'm stalking them! ^__^</font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td></td><td><center>My site!
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...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
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Don't Worry dear friend! I'll find help somehow!

*and so Choark runs for help*

*but doesn't let a thing like walls get in his way*

*the barbarian runs through the walls of many dungeons and such like shouting out for help. . .

. . . which of course unwittenly releases all the "people" that were contained within the dungeon cells*

Help! Help! I Broke a friend again!! <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td></td> <td> Number One Spaz!</td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </p>

*arms twitch wildly while the rest of her seems utterly unconcious*

IM: must...........get away....from stupid people...... <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

*a huge demonic force had been unleased upon the citizens of Doma, free from the prision that once held them. But we don't care about that...*

*Choark came running back*

Its okay Jinx! I remembered how to help you!

*with that Choark grabbed her and picked up her head and kissed her on the lips, but not before saying. . .*

Special Wake Up Tech! <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td></td> <td> Number One Spaz!</td> <td></td> </tr> </table> </p>