Late Night Lunacy At Doma Castle (nonsense rp)

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All the little kitties...

Unread postby SALSAlys » Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:19 pm

Just then, two cat-people burst in, who looked like humans with tails and long ears. The small female one had a golden tail, and the big burly male one had a tiger-striped tail.

"What's making that unholy racket?!" growled the male.

"Him," said the female, pointing to #32. Katyana then sighed. She was surrounded by idiots... including her wanna-be-boyfriend Sekor.

"Want me to take care of him for you?" asked Sekor, flexing.

"Sure... anything to stop the racket," she replied. Sekor struck a pose, then went towards the minion, claws out.

Katyana took advantage of this to escape. However...

"Meow!" she screamed. She had stepped onto a teleport tile, triggered by Choark! She appeared in front of the barbarian ninja, ears flicked back angrily.


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Re: All the little kitties...

Unread postby Kelne » Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:43 pm

#32: Hmmm... *consults mirror* No reflection! Die, undead fiend!

*Shoves garlic bread in Sektor's mouth* <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
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Re: All the little kitties...

Unread postby SALSAlys » Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:49 pm

Sekor: Wha? *removes bread* I'm usually a carnivore, but this tastes good. *munches bread and swallows* Yum. And what's this about vampires? And can you quiet down? I'm trying to impress this girl I like by shutting you up.


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Re: All the little kitties...

Unread postby Kelne » Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:07 pm

#32: Um... Ha! *Brandishes crucifix*

...

*Whaps Sekor over the head with shovel and runs* <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
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Re: All the little kitties...

Unread postby SALSAlys » Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:25 pm

Sekor: *waves hand fuzzily* I'm not unconcious or dead yet... Really... *keels over*


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Re: All the little kitties...

Unread postby FlamingDeth » Thu Apr 25, 2002 4:59 am

<font color=purple>IM: Dangit...he was distracted before I could trip him! Hmmm...

*walks over to a wall and cuts a rope on it, causing a chandelier to fall on #32*

^_^ IM: Now to see his reaction...uh-oh...

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Re: All the little kitties...

Unread postby Kelne » Thu Apr 25, 2002 8:56 pm

*Is flattened by chandelier*

#32: Oh, my head... Better check for cuts.
*looks in mirror*
*No reflection*

#32: Aaaah! I'm a vampire!

*Flees screaming*

Meanwhile, others notice that the "mirror" is in fact an ordinary piece of glass. <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
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Poor Sekor... now Kat will NEVER wuv him.

Unread postby SALSAlys » Thu Apr 25, 2002 10:13 pm

"Oh no..." moaned the tiger. "Katyana told me to shut him up... and I failed..." He stood up, and chased after the minion. "Come back here you!" he hollered. "Be quiet or you'll annoy Katyana!"


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Unread postby Blaze Yamato Spirit » Sat Apr 27, 2002 10:19 pm

The ring-tailed lemur looked at Jinx with baleful eyes, then kicked out at her face, at the same time whipping its tail round at her eyes. It began screaching at her too, for good measure.




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Catfight!

Unread postby SALSAlys » Sun Apr 28, 2002 3:09 am

"Oh no..." muttered Katyana. "I came here to get AWAY from noise, and now that stupid thing is MAKINg it!"

*pounces at lemur, claws unsheathed*

"Yah! Hah! Take THAT and THAT!"


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Re: Catfight!

Unread postby Kelne » Mon Apr 29, 2002 7:14 am

#32 wound up rushing through the dungeon, and plowed right into Katyana, resulting in a jumble of arms and legs.

#32: Watch it! I'll turn into a bat! I'm warning you... <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
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Do cats eat bats?

Unread postby SALSAlys » Mon Apr 29, 2002 9:32 am

"Why should I? I could EAT you then!" meowed Katyana. "And now I can't pounce on that annoying lemur!"

*hisses and scratches at #32*


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Re: Do cats eat bats?

Unread postby Blaze Yamato Spirit » Mon Apr 29, 2002 11:49 am

The lemur looked up at Katyana, sorrow in its eyes. Darting away from Jinx, he froze in the air for a second and then started to grow outwards in a blur. After a matter of seconds he had become human, and looked at Katyana again angrily.

'Are you crazy!?'

(OOC: [url=http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/_r/characters.html#Timothy>Here</a] is a profile of Timothy, for those who want it.)


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Apparently, this cat can't eat the ex-lemur...

Unread postby SALSAlys » Mon Apr 29, 2002 7:08 pm

"No I'm not, last I checked!" snapped Katyana. "But my temper is getting very frayed! Not to mention that Sekor will probably be tracking this vampire-wannabe here and-"

"GROAAAR!" roared Sekor, bounding in. He pounced on #32.

"Oh, stop it! I am officially so annoyed that any more noise won't hurt!"

"Sorry," said Sekor, an injured look in his eyes.


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Ow...

Unread postby Kelne » Mon Apr 29, 2002 7:40 pm

*Starts digging into floor*

#32: Better start excavating a crypt. Anyone know where I can find a good coffin? <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

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Maybe NOT a vampire...

Unread postby SALSAlys » Mon Apr 29, 2002 7:51 pm

"Why do you think you're a vampire?" Katyana asked curiously.

"I dunno... he thought I was a vampire..." grumbled Sekor.

"I wasn't asking you."


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Re: Maybe NOT a vampire...

Unread postby Kelne » Tue Apr 30, 2002 1:57 am

"No reflection in the mirror," #32 said, "Sure sign of a vampire. <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
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Mirror, mirror...

Unread postby SALSAlys » Tue Apr 30, 2002 9:08 am

"That mirror was glass," growled Sekor.

"Aren't all mirrors?"

"No, I mean glass glass. It doesn't reflect anything."


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Re: Mirror, mirror...

Unread postby Blaze Yamato Spirit » Tue Apr 30, 2002 11:45 am

Timothy glared, and spat.

'All cats are alike, even if they ARE humanoid. Bastards the lot of 'em. 's why I won't sell 'em at my shop.'

He looked across at #32.

'As it happens, the shop two doors down from mine has just the sort of thing you are looking for. Want me to show you?' o.o <p>
"No....no....enough with the doom fetish already!"
"One suggests to one that one ought not to feed one's own kitten with a most splendid meal of burger, chips, fish fingers, and sausages, including a liberal amount of salt, pepper, and vinegar, or any of the forementioned's component parts." </p>

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