by Archmage144 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:49 am
James, meanwhile, was experiencing the most bizarre feeling he had ever had the misfortune of dealing with. On one hand, it was good not to be dead, which he was slightly worried about after being badly electrocuted. Not that he had had much time to consider his impending death. It was more of an "OH SHIT!" reaction the instant the current surged through his body and decided to test his resistivity factor. Unfortunately for James, humanoid bodies tend to be good conductors on account of all the electrolytes floating around in solution, and his vital systems were in no shape to handle that amount of sudden potential difference.
Being electrocuted was not the weird part of the experience. Being healed was the weird part of the experience.
James was not entirely sure what had happened to him, but he was suddenly conscious. He stood up, and noted that not only had his visible wounds and burn marks healed, but he was feeling a strange sensation of dizziness, much like he had been violently sucked through a straw. His head throbbed a little, and he noted that somehow being electrocuted had totally failed to disrupt his hair. That made very little sense. In fact, instead of feeling the typical post-combat relaxation as the adrenaline washed out of his system, James felt remarkably tense and excited, as though the battle had just begun. Glancing around curiously, he noted the dead harpies and concluded that the battle was in fact over.
What James failed to understand, not having an advanced knowledge of the humanoid endocrine system, was that his confusion and disorientation were a result of the fact that his body's complete physical state, including his hormonal concentrations, had been restored to more or less precisely what it was immediately before the battle, creating a somewhat inappropriate reponse. This, in the grand scheme of things, was relatively unimportant, but it did ultimately explain his undisturbed hair.
He smacked himself in the temple. Some very strange mental images were flickering in the back of his mind, memories surfacing that he was fairly certain were completely imaginary, despite a nagging suspicion that they must have happened at some point in his life. The completely unexpected side effect of the time magic spell was that it managed to pull a few of James' memories from a parallel, tangent time stream, unintentionally cramming them into the chemical storage system of James' brain. How this happened, exactly, would never be known--time magic is an incredibly unpredictable art, and most reputable mages generally believe that Temporal Theory is as much an arcane science as a cake-eating contest is an athletic competition. Later, James might realize where the memories came from, but for the moment, he was completely baffled at the sudden shock of "remembering" things he was completely positive had never happened.
The half-incubus blinked confusedly. "...I'm sorry, I'm a little out of it. That blast hurt. And does anyone know what flan has to do with anything?"