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by **Vampire Jester Jinx** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 3:48 am

*Jinx's eyes snapped open and found herself being kissed by Choark*

*the first thing she notices is mouse breath*
>.<

CHOOOOOOOOARK!

Don't kisssss me I'm maaaarrrrried! <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

by **Choark** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 3:54 am

Kissed?

*laughs* XD Don't be silly Jinx! That was my wake up tech!

I wouldn't kiss you, that mean I'd have to marry you. . . and we both don't want that! XD

*answers her almost puzzeled look* <- -char control boo!

You're awake aren't you? ^___________^
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by **FlamingDeth** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 4:52 am

<font color=purple>*Meanwhile, Kumiko continued searching for the generic minions...</font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td>

</td><td><center>My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
</p>

by **Kakita Ki** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 7:05 am

*Ki walked in holding a map and looking very lost*
I think I missed the tour. ;_;
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by **Kelne** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 7:24 am

#32: So what are you doing here?
#90: Oh, they arrested me for being an invading army.
#32: Really? You?
#90: I just went to get some stuff from the shops...

*Kumiko finds the minions*

#32: Stay back! We have grapefruit!
#90: And steaks! *brandishes chunk of raw meat*
#32: We wanted stakes.
#90: What's the difference? <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

by **LadyDragonClawsEDW** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:43 am

Meanwhile in the city....

A huge demonic force had been unleashed upon Doma!

"AHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT'S A HUGE DEMONIC FORCE!!!!" <p>

<img src = " http://www.greatdave.org:7777//ldc/Aya_victory.gif"> Subliminal mEssasges? please eXplain...</p>

by **Nekogami** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 9:56 am

Hey, anyone order a pizza.... OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!! *spins around and becomes a Not So Demonic Force* BWAHHHAHHHHHAAAAAAA!!! Fear my Pepperoni of Pestilence! <p>

Mmm, Mechage RPGWW style!
I'm the Neko. I'm the Neko. I'm the Neko. Meow meow Me Ow. 2 Sugoi!</td></tr></table></p>

by **Zemyla** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 11:01 am

Ythea was tracking Minion #90, when she came upon a huge castle. She tried to enter, but was stopped by some sort of force field. She tried entering through one of the arrow slits, but was blocked by the same barrier. Finally, she found an underground tunnel which seemed to bypass the forcefield. She entered the castle and saw Minion #32 and Minion #90.

90: Ythea?! I thought I lost you!
Ythea: Nope, though I had a tough time getting through that force field.
32: That's no forcefield, it's just because you're from the Adventurers RP system, and this is a different one.
Ythea: So how did you get in?
32: We have adapters.
Ythea: Good! *steals an adapter from 90*
90: *is ejected*
Ythea: Great, now I have to track him down again. *stuffs the adapter into a dimensional pocket* <p>-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."</p>

by **Vampire Jester Jinx** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 1:32 pm

*JInx blinked a few times at cho* YES DAMNIT THAT WAS A KISS YA MORON! >.<

*holds her hands apart* when two people.......put their mouths together.......*slams her hands together* it is a KISS.
Ain't no $#^&ing wake up tech. <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

by **Blaze Yamato Spirit** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 1:50 pm

"It is in stories. Never read "Sleeping Beauty"?"

The voice seemed to come out of the air up above the pair. Looking up, they both could see a glint of light off a pair of eyes far above...

<p>

"No....no....enough with the doom fetish already!"
"One suggests to one that one ought not to feed one's own kitten with a most splendid meal of burger, chips, fish fingers, and sausages, including a liberal amount of salt, pepper, and vinegar, or any of the forementioned's component parts." </p>

by **Kelne** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 5:50 pm

#32: Um, Ythea? Why were you chasing #90 in the first place? <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

by **Zemyla** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 6:00 pm

Ythea: Hmm... *roots around in dimensional pocket* Ha! Here it is! An edict from some random god telling me to chase #90!
#32: *facepalms* <p>-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."</p>

by **Choark** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 6:51 pm

So a kiss. . . is this? *grabs her head and rams his head into hers*

>.> Course that didn't count cause i was just checking! Oo <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td>

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by **FlamingDeth** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 6:54 pm

<font color=purple>*leans on #32's shoulder, continues leering* ~.^</font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td>

</td><td><center>My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
</p>

by **Kelne** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 7:22 pm

#32: Gah! Begone, foul fiend, unto the blackest pit.
*Brandishes psychedeclic purple grapefruit* <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

by **FlamingDeth** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 7:32 pm

<font color=maroon>(OOC: Just a side note, even with the very short descriptions given, I'm having waaaay too much fun patronizing #32.)</font>

<font color=purple>>.>

<.<

*stabs grapefruit with dagger, then proceeds to eat said grapefruit off of said dagger*

^_^ *continues her leering at #32*</font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td>

</td><td><center>My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
</p>

by **Kelne** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 7:52 pm

((OOC: As it should be...))

#32: Um... Ha!
*Splashes Kumiko with holy water*
#32: Take that, vampire! <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

by **FlamingDeth** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 7:59 pm

<font color=purple>*splashed*

o.o IM: Heh...he still thinks I'm a vampire! More fun!

*casts a quick illusion spell to make it appear that she's melting, while sneaking around behind #32*

*while #32 is distracted, leans on his shoulder from behind, continuing her leering*

^_^</font>

by **Kelne** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:02 pm

#32: Aaaahhh! *flees* <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

by **FlamingDeth** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:07 pm

<font color=purple>*cackles and begins to walk back towards the area of Jinx and Cho*

IM: That was fun...I may have to do it again! ^__^</purple> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td>

</td><td><center>My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
</p>

by **Kelne** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:13 pm

#32: *Puff, pant* I lost her. But the world shall not be safe until I hunt down the vampire and rid the world of her forever!

And so begin the adventures of Minion #32 the vampire slayer... <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

by **Choark** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:57 pm

( As Jazz is probably nearly concused I'll just post and let her kill me later )

*Choark sees the lady and gave off a smile of a wave*

^_^ Hey Hey!

You new here? Welcome to Doma Castle!! *goes a huge motion with his arms and knocks a hole in a wall*

>>;; Oppsie <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td>

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by **DavidRayko007** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:58 pm

DONT PUFF! ITS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!

by **FlamingDeth** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 9:00 pm

<font color=purple>*stares blankly at Cho*

o.o IM: I've been here for a while...but I still haven't seen him before...

*ponders*

IM: So he doesn't know that I'm mute...and he seems somewhat distant...MORE FUN! ^__^</font>

by **Choark** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 9:07 pm

*sees her smiling* ehehehehehe, sorry about knocking that wall down..it happens from time to time ^^;;

*grabs her hand and starts shaking her* ^_^ Well anyway, nice to meet you, I'm Choark Barbarian ninja, Mouse Catcher and Number one spaz!

*points to Jinx* She's Jinx, who's also Jazz! She a funny person, though she likes to bite people for some reason. . . then goes on about rainbow tastes and ice cream. . . <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td>

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by **Squintz Altec** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 9:49 pm

*El Bob walks in*

IM: Looks like a party. Hmm...

# Hello? Can anyone hear me? What's going on? # <p>

Well, the wedding's over. What's next?</center></p>

by **ChancellorSmartz** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 10:07 pm

Despite all the insanity, Smartz is still trying to sleep, since it is late night at Doma castle. (dur)

"Ah God dammit...." Thats all he said the whole time, unless noted otherwise.

by **Squintz Altec** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 10:13 pm

#hello? Is there anyone else who can speak to me?#

<.<

#I'm so alone...# <p>

Well, the wedding's over. What's next?</center></p>

by **Vampire Jester Jinx** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 11:46 pm

*sees many sparkly little stars with bat wings*

X.x <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

by **FlamingDeth** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 1:09 am

<font color=purple>o.o IM: I know all this already...ACK!

*shaken*

@_@</font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td>

</td><td><center>My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
</p>

by **Kelne** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 1:31 am

Meanwhile, #32 had found the kitchen and was ransacking it for garlic.
A trail of destruction marked his passage, with wooden furniture overturned and chopped up to make stakes.
Even the handle of his shovel had been sharpened.

Now, for the religious icons... <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

by **FlamingDeth** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:57 am

<font color=purple>@_@ IM: Ack...this guy'll be the death of me...

O.O *wiidens eyes and points in a random direction, simultaneously casting yet another invisibility spell, and runs off, hoping Cho looked in the direction she pointed...and conveniently runs y the kitchen.*</font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td>

</td><td><center>My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
</p>

by **Blaze Yamato Spirit** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:54 am

>.>

<.<

V.V

"BAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!"

A ring-tailed lemur appears out of the shadows above and lands smack bang on Jinx's head, curling its tail around her neck.

<p>

"No....no....enough with the doom fetish already!"
"One suggests to one that one ought not to feed one's own kitten with a most splendid meal of burger, chips, fish fingers, and sausages, including a liberal amount of salt, pepper, and vinegar, or any of the forementioned's component parts." </p>

by **Squintz Altec** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:47 pm

#HOLY CRAP! What the hell is going on here!#

(El Bob talks only in Telepathy. That's what those #'s are for.) <p>

Well, the wedding's over. What's next?</center></p>

by **Zemyla** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:30 pm

Hmm, a vampire. I'd better do something, or it'll suck my blood. Ythea thought. Then she paused. Wait, I don't have any blood. What am I worried about?

So she was not concerned in the slightest about the vampire here. <p>-----
Zemyla "Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps."</p>

by **Vampire Jester Jinx** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:33 pm

Jinx, having had enough of this crap, snaps out of it and grabs the lemurs tail.

eVe "Now tasty morsel......................."

She licks her fangs with relish and leers at her captive. <p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So we reach into the raging chaos, and we pluck some small glittering thing, and we cling to it, and tell ourselves it has meaning, and that the world is good, and we are not evil and we will all go home in the end." - Lestat </p>

by **FlamingDeth** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:57 pm

<font color=purple>*stops and backs up*

>.> *peeks inside the kitchen*

IM Holy fack...he still thinks I'm a vampire! How cute! ^_^</font>

Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/uflamingdeth.showPublicProfile?language=EN>FlamingDeth</A] at: 4/24/02 11:24:33 pm

by **Choark** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:51 pm

*confuzed* ?_? People are dissapearing. . . too much. . .

*leans against a wall. . . and flicks another switch* >.> How many of these things are there?

*waits to see what this one does* <p><table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2"> <tr> <td>

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by **Kelne** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 9:17 pm

Laden down with various quasi-religious icons, stakes, and carrying a loaf of garlic bread, #32 headed back towards the dungeon, completely missing the invisible Kumiko.

He seemed to recall vampires having coffins in basements. That would be where he began his search.

Using his secret ninja stealth techniques, #32 crept through the corridors of the castle.

*Crash! Bong! Clang! Smash!*

It wouldn't do to let his foe know he was coming... <p>I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
The Evil Overlord List, #86</p>

by **FlamingDeth** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:16 pm

<font color=purple>Kumiko continues following the minion...he was just too amusing to let go, and even with her limited combat abilities, she was fairly certain that she was more than a match for him. Upon reaching some stairs leading down to the basement, she allowed him to open the door and begin to go down them, then...

*TRIP!*</font> <p><center><table border=2><tr><td>

</td><td><center>My site!
We should all spread the joy...
...it's like cream cheese!</center></td></tr></table></center>
</p>

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