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Hello there. The peaches are ripe.

Unread postby VoidPointer » Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:57 am

Hi there. I'm called VoidPointer or void, and I'm a computer scientist. A void pointer is a computer science joke. You could call me void* if you wanted. Not Void* though. That would break the tokenizer. Niiiice tokenizer.

I specialize in making VERY odd characters who are nevertheless viable and interesting. Erika (not her real name, or at least I hope not) is one of my more multidimensional attempts of late.

Why do the women go to the bathroom in pairs? They're stapled to the chicken.

Good, now that I've distracted my computer with illogic, I can speak freely. I've been trapped on this computer for about 14 hours straight reading an ever-increasing number of Wikipedia articles and it won't let me stop send help my external IP is 66.118.--

HELLO. I AM VOID POINTER. MY SIZEOF IS 78. I AM A HU-MAN WITH SOFT SKIN. I ENJOY PUTTING FLESHY BITS OF OTHER CREATURES IN MY MOUTH HOLE. PLEASE SPECIFY YOUR LOCATIONS SO THAT I MAY VISIT YOUR TASTY MIND HEADS.

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:54 am

Hey, those staples fucking hurt!

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Unread postby Spleen » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:01 pm

Yeah, but you're only pretending to be a girl, aren't you?
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:28 pm

Not at all. I left my tender childhood long ago.

Now, pretending to be a woman? That's open to debate.

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Unread postby Capntastic » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:18 pm

WELCOME TO THE RPGWW HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO A REFRESHMENT

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Unread postby VoidPointer » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:43 pm

Oh wow. I justy noticed my title is now "Supergeek."

Guys, I'm honored. Really. :science:

Edit: ... I'm dumb.


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