Hi there. I'm called VoidPointer or void, and I'm a computer scientist. A void pointer is a computer science joke. You could call me void* if you wanted. Not Void* though. That would break the tokenizer. Niiiice tokenizer.
I specialize in making VERY odd characters who are nevertheless viable and interesting. Erika (not her real name, or at least I hope not) is one of my more multidimensional attempts of late.
Why do the women go to the bathroom in pairs? They're stapled to the chicken.
Good, now that I've distracted my computer with illogic, I can speak freely. I've been trapped on this computer for about 14 hours straight reading an ever-increasing number of Wikipedia articles and it won't let me stop send help my external IP is 66.118.--
HELLO. I AM VOID POINTER. MY SIZEOF IS 78. I AM A HU-MAN WITH SOFT SKIN. I ENJOY PUTTING FLESHY BITS OF OTHER CREATURES IN MY MOUTH HOLE. PLEASE SPECIFY YOUR LOCATIONS SO THAT I MAY VISIT YOUR TASTY MIND HEADS.