[2004 Oct 08] Ficiffied. Look at the <s>third</s> ninth post after this. Comments and stuff?!
<small><small>Okies. I think I'm going to ficiffy the RP part later, I think, but for now I'll leave the relevant bits of the RP here. The actual song is in bold for you lazy readers.
Siz: Encarceration isn't really funny... *looks funny, but quickly covers it up with a grin* Pineapples are funny!
Pervy: *Sip*
Griff: Pineapples are the devils work.
Griff: Beleive me, I asked him.
Siz: ^o.o^ Really?
Pervy: <_<
Siz: *innocent belief*
Siz: *or IS IT?*
Griff: Would I lie? *has an almost innocent look in his gleaming red eyes*
Siz: Would I glomp you?
Siz: *blink innocent*
Siz: Or tackle Will?
Siz: Or dye someone's hair pink? ^n_n^
Siz: Of course not! So what did the devil say about pineapples, exactly?
Pervy: Tis that why I hear them things whisper at night?
Pervy: *should be noted he is still hatless :D*
Griff: He said that "The creation of pineapples can soley be traced to me".
Griff: His exact words.
Siz: Ooooh...pineapples, the devil's work!
Griff: IM: BULLLLLLLLLLL CRRAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~P
Siz: *hums an even note*
Pervy: Ye know, once, when I twas sailin' t' Baron...
Pervy: I had some pineapples in th' hold.
Pervy: Swear I could hear them bastards whisperin' at night.
Griff: They do.
Pervy: *Speaking in Old Seaman Tone now!*
Griff: Pineapples are really...Uh....Demons. In their....Natural form!
Siz: ^>_>^ What secrets did they whisper?
Pervy: Aye... heard 'em plain as day in me Cabin...
Pervy: "Overthrow the Governemnt!" they said!
Griff: Yes, pineapples are known anarchists.
Pervy: That ain't th' creepy bit...
Pervy: We all hear 'em, right?
Pervy: So we toss th' bastards overboard.
Siz: ^o.o^
Pervy: Next day, there they are, back in' th' hold
Griff: The devils work.
Pervy: An' every fish fer miles 'round dead.
Siz: Spooky~! <^_^> *looks well-pleased with the stories*
Griff: Foenix played a part in that fiasco, I think.
Siz: Who would have known such a tasty, delicious treat was really the devil's work! ^>.>^
Pervy: Well, much o' a plan as Jay can have.
Pervy: "Blast 'em outta a cannon!" he said..
Besyanteo: ... ::and can't help but listen to Pervy narrate!::
Pervy: So we load 'em up in th' cannons, Aye?
Siz: Aye. ^o.o^
Pervy: And fire 'em all off at once!
Pervy: Guess what happened?
Siz: ^o.o^ What?
Griff: They came right back, didn't they?
Siz: THEY LEAPED UP AND MAULED YOUR FACES!
Siz: *leaps up herself as she announces this*
Pervy: Every last one few out, then turned right back...
Griff: Well, I wouldent be surprised, looking at Pervy.
Pervy: AND SANK ME DAMNED SHIP!
Griff: I mean, look at him. He was obviously mauled by SOMETHING.
Siz: Well, dang. ^o.o^ Had to swim back to shore? ^>.>^
Pervy: Went right through th' fuckin' hull like it twas paper!
Siz: *flicks ears*
Pervy: Damn right...
Siz: (Pervy: uphill! Both ways! Wait, wrong yarn...)
Pervy: And they didnae stop, either.
Pervy: Kept right on goin'.
Pervy: Might still be out there, fer all I know.
Pervy: <_<
Pervy: >_>
Siz: ^o.o^ Ooooooh...
Pervy: But since then...
Pervy: I burn th' bastards every time I see 'im.
Siz: ^>.>^
Pervy: *Sage nod and sips*
Siz: *whistles an even note*
Siz: *and scales up half an octave, and back down a full octave*
Pervy: Yer good at that.
Pervy: Know th' flute, then?
Siz: The epic battle between the noble captain and the pineappl-- *digs for a scrap of paper* Huh? Flute? Nah, I just sing. <^_^>
Siz: I make some songs sometimes...
Siz: *starts scribbling furiously on the back of the invoice*
Pervy: *Looks*
Siz: *is ballad-izing Pervy's and Griff's tales :D*
Siz: *with much rewriting and crossing out and furious scribbling*
Pervy: *Watches, somewhat amazed*
Siz: (You bastards. I suck at making songs, and now I have to try my hand at this >:P)
[...]
Siz: *stops, halfway through composition, and hums an even note again* o.o
Siz: *begins to sing quietly*
When the worlds were finely wrought,
In times long past, the great gods sought,
To bring to life many wound'rous things
To fill the void with creatures amazing...
But all wasn't well within the heavens
There was one amongst them , less-than-pleasant
His dark soul, the most bitter and sour
Desired to plague Creation with his power...
*raises her tone slightly with each verse*
Pervy: *Perks an ear toward Sizreina*
Siz:
He thought and plotted, plotted and thought
Till finally a devilish plan he wrought
To use creation against creation was his plan
He sent to the worlds a nefarious...plant
Siz: *grins in a silly manner, revealing the true nature of the song*
ChibiUrusai: *glances at Siz, although still most of her attention on Griff, amused*
Siz:
Fruit it did bear, most alluring and sweet
Innocent-seeming was this fine-looking treat
But only give them a chance, and one will find
These treats harbor from their creator a dark side
Griff: .....*w* Pervy and I made up a story about evil pineapples, and she wrote a song about it....>.>;;
Pervy: HA!
Siz: *is singing loud enough to be heard easily*
^o^ Pineapples! So sweet and tasty, yet so foul!
Pineapples!
Created by the darkest powers!
Pineapples!
Not so innocent as they seem!
Pineapples!
A most sinister fruit one could ever see!
Pervy: *Attention of Sizreina now*
Yfandes: ......*w* Somehow, I suddenly want a pina colada. That doesn't reassure me.
Siz: *breaks off, giggling helplessly*
Yfandes: *chuckles*
Pervy: Gobs! get that woman a damned drink!
Siz: Thanks! ^n_n^
Yfandes: *shakes her head slightly* Pineapples.
Yfandes: Your idea, or the captain's?
Siz: *breaks into giggles again at the mention of pineapples*</small></small> <p>
<span style="font-size:xx-small;">-=- "Careful wit' that blade, th's innkeep's a cranky sort when folks start fightin' Ye dun wanna know how many rowdy drunks she's ate" -- Uncle Pervy
-=- "I'm sorry, but there are rules to uphold here. No nakedness is one of them. Along with no suicide and no fighting." -- Will Baseton
-=- "Maybe... or maybe you're just not drunk enough." -- Nakibe</span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=pdrydia>pd] at: 10/27/04 8:54 pm