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Disclaimer: This is going to be stupid.

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Last time on Ninja <s>Gaiden</s> L4M3R LOLOLROFLMOLESTOR!!!!11

Rarr. I am Jaquio. I plan on summoning a demon for whatever reason.

Halt. I am Ryu. You may or may not have been indirectly responcible for my fathers death. I'm still kind of blurry on that. Regardless, I am going to stop you.

Oh. Damn. *Is killed.*

Yay. I am avenged, I think.

Rarr. I am the demon. I was summoned anyway. Time to eat some virgins or whatever it is us demons do.

Shit. Well, I suppose I should kill that thing, just so long as I'm here.

Fucking Ninjas. *Is also killed.*

Well that was fun. Now it's time to watch my dad die and to shack up with that girl I just met. I wonder what her name is?

*Roll credits*

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Now it's one year later. And stuff.





d00d jaquio got pwnd

lol. that fag. wot abut teh ninja?

he dun know shit

coo. keep doin wht i told u 2 do.

d00d, wat about that dragon guy??/

fuck him. just folow my strat

k *leaves*





soon...

*Dramatic lightning omg*

...th deamon gate wil open...

*More dramatic lightning, omg again*

...evry1 wil bow b4 me...

*Again with the lightning, I suppose it's getting less dramatic at this point. Oh well.*

...AND I WILL B GOD!!!111 LOLOL ROTFLMAO!!!11!1oneonedemon

*FINAL AND BESTEST LIGHTNING EVER*

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...Stupid Ideas that Seemed funnier at two in the mourning productions presents:

<span style="font-size:x-large;">NINJA LAMER 2:</span>
THE DARK SWORD OF OMGWTF

Starring....





And



..and some other people. They aren't as important, 'tho.

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NEXT TIME:
Some other stuff happens, provided Rube doesn't lose all intrest in this project. Which will probably happen, once he realizes how fucking stupid it is.

Oh, and a Ninja will totally flip out and kill people. <p>

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"Things should be harder to understand, harder to use, and as painful as possible. Pain builds character."</p>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

Rube, this is fucking great. ^_^

"Fucking Ninjas. *Is also killed.*" <---Lovely lovely line.



OMG PLAINTEXT! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=unclepervy@rpgww60462>Uncle]&nbsp; at: 4/25/03 2:24:10 am

Don't you touch that. A lot of love went into it.

...which I suppose is sort of sad, when you think about it. <p>

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"Things should be harder to understand, harder to use, and as painful as possible. Pain builds character."</p>

Given that it's hilarious, there is nothing sad about it at all.

Also, I shall not touch it; I'm just itching to Plaintext a lamar. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - *OMG KILLED BY NINJA!* <p>I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.
The Evil Overlord List, #101
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Awesome. Steve :-( wins something that he should win that I do not know what it is but it would pay tribute to him in such a manner that all would say "whoa"


Also next time incorporate this picture into your story somehow. Like an epilogue OMFG. <p>_________________
And now a game of Magic: The stabbering:
"I stab you"
"Yeah well I stab you back"
"I stab you in the face!"
"I stab you with your mom!" -WINNER!

And now your moment of zen:
KotokiFrog: ...I want to have sex with KOS-MOS.
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Bob needs to stop being a Camping Newschool Fagg0rt. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

You know. I remember PSM once had Hayabusa drawn serving martinis to the DOA girls at the beach.


Watch as he's relegated to that duty in DOX:XB 2 THE REVENGE OF THE THONG



I'm scared. <p>_________________
And now a game of Magic: The stabbering:
"I stab you"
"Yeah well I stab you back"
"I stab you in the face!"
"I stab you with your mom!" -WINNER!

And now your moment of zen:
KotokiFrog: ...I want to have sex with KOS-MOS.
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Bob needs to tell me what the hell that level is in DoA2, if it is even DoA2.

I think it's in DoA 2 Hardcore.

I dunno I don't have the game. <p>_________________
And now a game of Magic: The stabbering:
"I stab you"
"Yeah well I stab you back"
"I stab you in the face!"
"I stab you with your mom!" -WINNER!

And now your moment of zen:
KotokiFrog: ...I want to have sex with KOS-MOS.
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Hardcore being the one for the PS2, aye? If so, I have that game, but haven't come across that level...

And now a caption for the above picture:

"WTF, I KILLZORED ALL TEH DEMONS N SHIT AN NOW DIS CHIK WIT BIG BOUBIES IS KIKING ME IN TEH WALL AFTER I SED SEH HAD A NIEC RACK. SUM CHIKS KANT TAKE COMPLEMENTS SHEEHS" <p>_________________
And now a game of Magic: The stabbering:
"I stab you"
"Yeah well I stab you back"
"I stab you in the face!"
"I stab you with your mom!" -WINNER!

And now your moment of zen:
KotokiFrog: ...I want to have sex with KOS-MOS.
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RUBE WINS. FATALITY. <p>

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One hat to rule them all.</p>

Diane is lost. <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">-=- "Careful wit' that blade, th's innkeep's a cranky sort when folks start fightin' Ye dun wanna know how many rowdy drunks she's ate" -- Uncle Pervy
-=- "I'm sorry, but there are rules to uphold here. No nakedness is one of them. Along with no suicide and no fighting." -- Will Baseton
-=- "Maybe... or maybe you're just not drunk enough." -- Nakibe</span></p>

Play Ninja Gaiden 2.

Then you'll be lost and frustrated! :D!

Also: The next chapter will be coming just as soon as I feel less frustrated about my computer locking up while typing up the last one. <p>

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"Things should be harder to understand, harder to use, and as painful as possible. Pain builds character."</p>

Dude. That fits the NG storylines so well.


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ADV! MB - Dave Kelly's Purple Pussy</p>Edited by: pd Rydia&nbsp; at: 6/12/05 15:08