Day 1: This is great - an old book I can use as a diary to record my exploits. I wonder why someone buried it so deep? Oh well, never mind.
Day 2: I shall practice my secret ninja stealth techniques by sneaking into Doma Castle. I shall be silent as the wind itself, invisible as the shadow.
Later: The guards were very nice about it, really. Just said to go and be stealthy somewhere else. Kind of surprising, really. After all, I could have done all sorts of stuff if they hadn't been lucky enough to spot me at the front gate...
Day 3: Dia doesn't like me being silent like the ninja either. When I was practicing in the Jade Dragon, she told me to 'Take that infernal racket outside!' Have concluded that Dia has the ears of a bat.
Day 4: Have been directed to dig trap to catch one of the Boss's enemies. Have instead caught rather angry dwarf. Lucky me. <p>I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.
The Evil Overlord List, #101
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