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Twisted LOVE
By: Marry B. Sue

DisclamAR: LOL, this is my first fanfiction. LOL. So plz be nice. OMG WTF. All characters written in it belong to their creaters hehe. so please don't sue me. :'(

IT was totally a dark night on the road to the golden saucer. Cloud Aerith, And Tifa were riding chocobos and fighting random ecounters as normal LOL.
so like they were riding right? They come actoss the sand pits surrounding the Golden Saucer. HEHE. And see this girl trapped in the sand.
"WTF?" Cloud thought.
Tifa and AErith was toobuy bickering to know what the hell is going one so like they ifnorded everyone . (LOL)

So Like the girl was sinking and stuff.. Also she was totally HOT blonde hair blue eyes. Cloud got as close as he can and gots a good look at here. AWW and started blushing at her beauty. LOL "WOW she is totally Hot." Cloud thought
The others bitched and moaned for a while.
So cloud still totally inlove with the distressed girl, he helps her out and GASP. she had a VERY SEXY body! <:O
The quicksand made her white tank top and short jeans very wet and everything else very noticable :"> ]
Tifa Getting jealous. LOL tried to attack her.
But the girl totally wopped Tifa and tossed her into the deepest part of the Quicksand. (ROFL i hate her :"> {{{)
Aerith totally not relizing he she found the girl totally hot to. But cloud got like jealous and killed ARtith and tossed her into the quicksand. !!!!

So like Cloud and the sexy girl which can sing, dance, and fight really well. won his heart over and they had lots of sex and killed sepiroth.
TEH END
PLZ COMMENT OR I WIL KILL MYSELF :{{
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Pleas take note that well. i did this out of fun. and if anyone thought this was serious.. needs to be shot in the face. This fic is good because Tifa died. ~Your Friendly Neighborhood Shadow Government

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</span></div></p>Edited by: Uncle Pervy&nbsp; [img]http://home.earthlink.net/~uncleprvy/images/Enlil%20Chibi%202.GIF" alt="Image" /> at: 4/3/03 3:09:17 pm

Okay, you can kill yourself now.

ONOS *keels self* <p><div style="text-align:center">

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And peace was restored to the people of Middle-Earth, and good and love reigned all over the land of Arda forever.

Is there gunna b a sequal? <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">-=- "Careful wit' that blade, th's innkeep's a cranky sort when folks start fightin' Ye dun wanna know how many rowdy drunks she's ate" -- Uncle Pervy
-=- "I'm sorry, but there are rules to uphold here. No nakedness is one of them. Along with no suicide and no fighting." -- Will Baseton
-=- "Maybe... or maybe you're just not drunk enough." -- Nakibe (Nakibe)</span></p>

OMG BEST FANFIC EVAR. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

SongstressEnlil: I think boobs are the lesser of two evils.

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse</p>

What Zem said.

XD XD XD XD XD XD times a whole bloody LOT!

Nice story, better than mine. ;___;

OMG JIHAD ON TIFA. <p>|---------|

O_O

I am wearing delicious donuts on my face, and if you've got something to say about that, you're a goddamned racist.

As my great and powerful leader and teacher, Master Walnut once said...

Go to hell.

OHDEAR. </p>

SEND IT TO FANFICTION.NET OMG! <p>

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One hat to rule them all.</p>

OMG IT BEATS 90% OF THE CRAP THERE :-(

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ONO THE ENCROACHING DESERT WILL RUIN MY HOMELAND!

QUICKLY, TO THE ECOLOGY MOBILE!

DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH JULIA!

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*goes bowling*


And now your moment of zen:
KotokiFrog: ...I want to have sex with KOS-MOS.
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OMG TOTALLY INNACURATE

Mary Sues are hardly described as HOTT in the narration (now the male characters, on the other hand...). They are described as BEUATOFUL and GEOIRGIEOUS and LOEVERLY and PUNKSHUAL <p>---
"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin
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"Er, sir, please keep your daughter away from that, the Drow Hourglass of Death is not a toy..."-Elements of Self RP
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"JESUS IS NOT A FREAKY JUNGLE TOAD!"-Ultimate KoD</p>

MY MISTAKE. LOL!!!!
I'll Fis eet in my NECT 1. ROFL!!11 <p><div style="text-align:center">

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OMFG I LOVE TEH POETRY!!! IT TOTALLY IS ESPRESSFUL OF TEH FELINGS!

Mary Sues aren't allowed to have sex! They can kiss, make out, or at most make sweet luv. ^_^

Also, J00 SUXXORS CLOUD IS G4Y F00.

EW IOHATE THE YOAI MANSEX CLOAUD AND SEPHIORTH ARE ICKY TOGETHERE :{{{{{


SICKO! <p>---
"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin
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"Er, sir, please keep your daughter away from that, the Drow Hourglass of Death is not a toy..."-Elements of Self RP
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"JESUS IS NOT A FREAKY JUNGLE TOAD!"-Ultimate KoD</p>

stfu u stuoopid hoomphobe we dun want u here LOL ={{{ <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">-=- "Careful wit' that blade, th's innkeep's a cranky sort when folks start fightin' Ye dun wanna know how many rowdy drunks she's ate" -- Uncle Pervy
-=- "I'm sorry, but there are rules to uphold here. No nakedness is one of them. Along with no suicide and no fighting." -- Will Baseton
-=- "Maybe... or maybe you're just not drunk enough." -- Nakibe (Nakibe)</span></p>

I'[m not ahomoeopthopoe yurea just a sick persvert slut who's going to hell! BURN PEREFVERT BITCH, BURN!!!!1111oneonecloudismine,skank <p>---
"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin
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"Er, sir, please keep your daughter away from that, the Drow Hourglass of Death is not a toy..."-Elements of Self RP
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"JESUS IS NOT A FREAKY JUNGLE TOAD!"-Ultimate KoD</p>

LOL NOW RITE N FIC WHRE YUFFIE ETAS A SUOP OF POIZIN. <p>_________________
ONO THE ENCROACHING DESERT WILL RUIN MY HOMELAND!

QUICKLY, TO THE ECOLOGY MOBILE!

DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH JULIA!

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*goes bowling*


And now your moment of zen:
KotokiFrog: ...I want to have sex with KOS-MOS.
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omg i burn 4 u luv ROFLMAO ;] <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">-=- "Careful wit' that blade, th's innkeep's a cranky sort when folks start fightin' Ye dun wanna know how many rowdy drunks she's ate" -- Uncle Pervy
-=- "I'm sorry, but there are rules to uphold here. No nakedness is one of them. Along with no suicide and no fighting." -- Will Baseton
-=- "Maybe... or maybe you're just not drunk enough." -- Nakibe (Nakibe)</span></p>

hah u homoph0b every1 knows cloud and sephy-sama r GAY TOGETHER die and burn in hell!!!!1!

It is quite clear that you sheep are bleating exactly as I predicted. It amuses me to no end to watch you parade your petty sexual preferences that you seem to enjoy enforcing upon characters which are not even your's to begin with. How easy it is to make you all dance upon my strings.

Also, I shall state that Bob has managed to say the only thing in the entire 'conversation' of blind religious misconceptions and Freudian projections that is of any worth whatsoever.

You may return to grazing, sheep. I shall come and shear you each as I desire. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

It seems all I can do is given Freudian projections of my own desires unto my natural superiors and pretend to loathe what I secretly desire. Pity me, please, for I have nothing else.

Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=unclepervy@rpgww60462>Uncle]&nbsp; at: 4/4/03 1:50:29 pm

Oh please, Pervy, Enlighten us from our horrid state of utter idiocy! <p>---
"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin
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"Er, sir, please keep your daughter away from that, the Drow Hourglass of Death is not a toy..."-Elements of Self RP
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"JESUS IS NOT A FREAKY JUNGLE TOAD!"-Ultimate KoD</p>Edited by: Uncle Pervy&nbsp; at: 4/4/03 1:47:32 pm

I apologize for defiling the world with this filth. Please overlook my wretchedness once again.

Also:

The Following was a guest follow up on my previous story.
From: eslington I know him from Livejournal
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So the girl was on the highwing in her quarters and she was sitting on her bed playin' the gitauur you know like some great rock star and she was great and stuff.

Vincent just happende to be walking by at that moment and he heard the song ansd was moved to tears. He came into her room and told her how wonderfully moving her song was and asked her to play it again, so she did.

Vincent stared out of the window as she played with this pained angsty expression of sexiiness on his face which was really hot and stuff which the girl noticed as she reached the end of her songf.

So Vincent then tells her the song was incredibley beuatuiful and that he has fallen in love with her wonderful voice, gorgeous curvy body and skinny blond hair. She was very happy and stuff but didn't want to beteray Cloud because she was incredibly good and stuff.

Fortunately Cloud was walking by at that very moment so he came in and said that he wouldn't mind if she had wild sex with Vincent and confessed his incredible sexual lust for Vincent. Vincent blushed., it was very cute. :)

So Vincent and Cloud had kinky man-sex for her viewing pleasure and then after they showered (Which she got to watch too ;)) They all had a wild threesome taking each other to the peak of ecstacy, it was great.

When they were done she played her gitaur for them both, Cloud said it was ver beautiful, just like her, and Vincent concurred.

TEH END!!!!

plz send me C&C for thios fic, it is my first lemonfic and I wanto know what you all thought. plz or I will troll your meessage boards! LOL j/k ;)
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OMG LOL IT SI TEH HOTTTttone
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Also, some Mary Sue's whom write some fics actally DO get to have sex with a main character. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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</span></div></p>Edited by: Uncle Pervy&nbsp; at: 4/4/03 1:54:02 pm

I stand corrected. ^_^

OMG theis Mareyodling Sure Girl is going to hell for encouraging the GROSS MAN SEX! DISGUSTING HEATHEN! <p>---
"I died as mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal.
I died as animal and I was human.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die human,
To soar with angels blessed above.
And when I sacrifice my angel soul
I shall become what no mind ever concieved."
-Rumi Jalaluddin
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"Er, sir, please keep your daughter away from that, the Drow Hourglass of Death is not a toy..."-Elements of Self RP
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"JESUS IS NOT A FREAKY JUNGLE TOAD!"-Ultimate KoD</p>

*checked* <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=ryuugami@rpgww60462>Ryuugami</A]&nbsp; at: 4/4/03 9:57:20 pm

OMFG WTF i just red my last post snad it seaid things that i didnt type!!! i tihnk i was haxxord or maybe my computar is haundted buy somrt sorda gnome!!!! PLZ HELP

Lacks breasts. Please correct this oversight. <p>

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"Things should be harder to understand, harder to use, and as painful as possible. Pain builds character."</p>

BOO! Stop acting like a mensa troll Pervy, it ruins the mood :{{{


-having just one kind of troll is boring. And when several people do one kind of troll, you run out of stuff fast. Also, you can't tell me a mensa troll wouldn't eat this thread. ~Pulling Strings since 1981 <p>

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One hat to rule them all.</p>Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=unclepervy@rpgww60462>Uncle]&nbsp; at: 4/5/03 5:43:16 pm

I PREZENT 2 U A INU YARSHA FICTION!! HEHE!! <3<3<3
http://www.livejournal.com/users/crappyfanfics/778.html <p><div style="text-align:center">

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omg omg can i make a requkest 2 u? i want 2 see a slayers fic gaav x lina omg!!!!11 plzkthnx!!


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One hat to rule them all.</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=pdrydia>pd]&nbsp; at: 6/11/05 17:50