SUPA GM OF WEIRDNESS!!!

[SALSAlys]

(First of all.... MANY MANY apologies to Adam and to Karl. I wrote this up probably when I had too little sleep... I originally planned on sending it to Dia, but I couldn't figure out how to attach single files, so... I'm sharing this monstrosity with y'all. It's a chatfic.)

Kali: *huggles Dhargun* ^_^

Dhargun: *huggles Kali* ^___^ IM: Day-um, they’re like MOUNTAINS!

Squintz: *glances at brother disapprovingly* >.>

Dhargun: (Hey, wait... don’t Squintz and I have the same player?)

Squintz: (Yeah, so how come we’ve suddenly got different screennames?)

Kali: (Well... are both of you Adam?)

Dhargun: (I think I’m a Bob, actually. O.o)

Squintz: (.... Yeah.)

Kadrin: *drinks teh dragonale* More, barkeep! ^_^

Katyana: *watches Kadrin drinking teh dragonale* *purr* ^_^

Mac: IM: That dwarf can sure hold his liquor... at this rate, I’ll be RICH! $___$

Mac: *gives Kadrin teh dragonale*

Dhargun: <.< IM: Very rare liquor... TEH dragonale, not THE dragonale! Must.... have!

Kali: *sips some orange juice*

Dhargun: ^-^ ‘Scuse me, sweetie... *wiggles from Kali, uses SUPA DROW
WEIRDNESS POWA to steal teh dragonale!*

Random NPC: Woot! B00Z3!

Random NPC has left the room.

Katyana: O.o IM: There was a bishy blue streak... O.o

Kali: O.o

Kadrin: AAargh! Nobody steals teh dragonale! ‘Tis MINE!

Fireblaze: *appears in a puff of fire, holding a cheesegrater*

Fireblaze: Hah! I will CASTRATE THEE on thy wedding night, Dhargun!

Dhargun: O.O *hefts teh dragonale like a weapon* ... Dude, why are you talking in
‘thees’ and stuff? IM: No! Not the CHEESEGRATER!

Fireblaze: Don’t mock me!

Kali: ... Um, Fireblaze? It’s not our wedding night.

Fireblaze: It isn’t? O.o

Dhargun: We haven’t been married. We haven’t even had

Kali: O.o

Fireblaze: oVo

Dhargun: um... y’know....

Katyana: IM: Chocolate sauce! ^_^

Katyana: IM: Why did I just randomly think of chocolate sauce? O.o

Fireblaze: ... Quite.

Kali: But anyways, you PROMISED you wouldn’t castrate him with the cheesegrater!

Squintz: Nobody castrates my brother!

Squintz: *aside, in low monotone* Although he may deserve it.

Dhargun: Hey!

Fireblaze: Oh all RIGHT.

Fireblaze: Darn temporal discontinuities between planes!

Dhargun: IM: The best cuss word he knows is ‘darn’? BWAHAHAHA!

Kadrin: *clubs Dhargun over the knee with the handle of his axe* TEH DRAGONALE!

Katyana: Please give him his dragonale? *cute innocent look*

Dhargun: IM: Cute... girl.... with tail, no less... but fiancee.... watching...

Dhargun: Sure, ma’am! ^_^ *sweatdrop* I was just, ah, BORROWING it!

Kali: Now shoo, Fireblaze.

Fireblaze: *whimpering noise*

Fireblaze: *disappears*

Kali: (Heeey.... don’t Fireblaze, Katyana, and I all have the same player as well?)

Fireblaze: (Yeah, but doesn’t FEEL that way.)

Katyana: (Aren’t you supposed to be gone?)

Fireblaze: (My CHAR is gone. I’m not.)

Kali: (Except for some weird reason, we ARE our chars, now...)

Kali: (So shoo. My player finds your player as odious as Kali finds Fireblaze.)

Fireblaze: (Not even a huggle before I go? ;_;)

Dhargun: (No huggles from MY girl, dammit!)

Kadrin: *has teh dragonale* ^_^ *is happy dwarf*

Fireblaze: (Oh all RIGHT.)

Fireblaze has left the room.

Katyana: *snuggles Kadrin* ^_^ *is happy nekojin!*

Squintz: IM: Now I wish Kaelick were here...

Dhargun: (Wait... Kat’s a furry, Kadrin’s a dwarf?)

Kadrin: (Yep.)

Dhargun: (Eew.... but furries are CUTE.)

Dhargun: (And dwarves are NOT.)

Kadrin: (GYEAR! *castrates Dhargun with his axe*)

Katyana: (He is CUTE! Dwarves! Gimli! Kadrin!)

Dhargun: (Eeeh! Not the axe castration!)

Kali: (How come EVERYBODY wants to castrate Dhargun?)

Squintz: (Why did you ever agree to marry him?)

Kali: (Eh, he’s sweet. ^_^)

Dhargun: (But dwarves.... and nekos.... would get...)

Katyana: (Yes?)

Dhargun: (But it’s unnatural!)

Squintz: (Dude, are we rping or not here?)

Squintz: (OOC balloons are outnumbering actual rp lines here!)

Katyana: (Maybe, Squintz, but what’s unnatural?)

Dhargun: (Your children could be.... FUZZY DWARVES!!!)

Kadrin: (... Yeah.)

Kadrin: (Let’s just rp here.)

Katyana: *sips her milk, then licks the tip of her nose*

Dhargun: *resumes huggling with Kali* ^_^

Squintz: IM: OK... two happy couples.... and me, all alone...

Squintz: IM: It was so much easier when my wife and I had the same player! ;_;

Dhargun: (Wait, ICly, he wouldn’t KNOW they were characters with players and all...)

Squintz: (Um... yeah. Thanks. ^_^ *sweatdrop*)

Kali: *huggles the drow* ^_^

Dhargun: *huggling the fire sorceress* ^_^

Katyana: *finishes her milk and begins huggling Kadrin* ^_^

Kadrin: *tickles Katyana’s tail* ^_^

SGMOW has entered the room.

Kali: (SGMOW?)

SGMOW: (Supa GM Of Weirdness!)

Squintz: (... Right.)

Squintz has left the room.

SGMOW: *clouds begin gathering, and thunder rolls*

SGMOW: *and then all your chars are WHISKED away to a
desert island!*

Dhargun: (WTF?)

SGMOW: (Just deal with it. XP It’s non-serious, btw.)

Kali: (... Right. Being not just whisked, but WHISKED away to a desert island is usually NOT serious if it’s done randomly.)

SGMOW: (Hey, no dissin’ the Supa GM Of Weirdness!)

SGMOW: (*uses Supa GM Powas Of Weirdness to make y’all PLAY!*)

Kadrin: (Powas.... forcing... me to type...)

Katyana: (Same.... happening... here....)

Kali: *huggles Dhargun, confused by the abrupt change in environs* O.o

Dhargun: *is huggled* O.o

Kadrin: Hey! I put down teh dragonale! ‘Tis at the tavern still! ;_;

Katyana: *purrs sadly, snuggling the dwarf*

SGMOW: *and at the center of an island is an enormous heart-shaped pool*

SGMOW: (Drink!)

Kali: ... Something inside my head is telling me to drink from the pool, love. O.o

Dhargun: You usually schizophrenic?

Kali: *whacks Dhargun* -_-

Katyana: *looks at the water suspiciously*

Kali: *drinks from the pool*

SGMOW: *the next person that Kali sees is Katyana. She falls madly in love with her*

Kali: (WTF?!)

Katyana: (Eew....)

Dhargun: (Yeah, bring it ON! ^___^)

Dhargun: (Uh, I mean... boo!)

SGMOW: (*uses more Supa GM Powas Of Weirdness to make everybody PLAY!*)

Kali: Heey there, good-lookin’. ^_~

Katyana: 9.9

Dhargun: IM: My fiancee has just fallen for another girl!

Dhargun: IM: I should get popcorn! ^____^

Dhargun: *gets popcorn*

SGMOW: *Dhargun gets very thirsty after eating a little popcorn*

Dhargun: *drinks from the pool*

SGMOW: *the next person Dhargun sees as he’s glancing back to Kali is Kadrin*

SGMOW: *Dhargun falls madly in love with Kadrin*

Dhargun: (WTF?!)

Dhargun: (Yuri, fine. No yaoi, man! This is just messed up!)

Dhargun has left the room.

Kali: Agreed.

Kali has left the room.

SGMOW: (C’mon you guys... don’t make me use the powas! ;_;)

Katyana has left the room.

Kadrin has left the room.

SGMOW: (Darn it! Darn it all to HECK!)

Mac has left the room.

SGMOW: (Now they’re ALL gone! ;_;)

Edited by: [url=http://pub30.ezboard.com/usalsalys.showPublicProfile?language=EN>SALSAlys</A] at: 8/26/02 2:07:04 am

[Endesu]

Good lord that's long.

Still funny, though. <p><p>--
Someone told me/ Love would all save us../
But, how can that be/ Look what love gave us/
A world full of killing/ And blood spilling/
That world never came/

And they say/ That a hero could save us/ I'm not gonna stand hereand wait/
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles /
Watch as we all fly away
Nickelback - Hero</p></p>

[pd Rydia]

That is an ACE thing...chatfic...what an idea! XD I laughed my ass off, too -- well done! Great idea, Lyssy. I'm proud to call you my daughter. ^_^ *huggly* <p><font color=navy><hr width="47%"><small>Hello, my name is Dia. I'm a dragongirl, and I bite. RAWR!<hr width="31%">Quotes of the moment:
-=- "Love is when your brain stops working." -- White Knight
-=- "Love is when 72 billion monkeys steal a porsche and drive it off a cliff." -- SuperRube
-=- "Love is an intricate dance of lewd comments and biting." -- Lord McBastard</font></p>

[SALSAlys]

Thank you mommy! ^_^ *hugglies*

[Shinigori V2]

Heheheheh...good work! <p><html><align="center"><table border=5><td><table border=5><tr><td></td><td>Shinigori, Mechagori, Shiknogami, Vaniyakna...
No matter the name, I'm still so F'ing sweet you
wanna kick your mom in the face!!</td><td></td></table></td></table></p>

[Kadrin77]

o.o Of teh beautifulness. And stuff.

*gives Lys a lifetime supply of cookies*

[Kadrin77]

*shudders at the thought of Dhargun and Kadrin...yeah*

I can't stop reading it. 'Tis so funny. ^_^

[SALSAlys]

*loves her cookies* ^_^

Thankies, Karl. And yesh, Dhargun and Kadrin... >.<





Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=pdrydia>pd]&nbsp; at: 6/10/05 17:07