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<ul>Days past in fast food:
"You are working too quickly!"
...
Worst complaint ever.</ul>







Thank you. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div>
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*round of applause* <p>__-__-__-__-__-__

"I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying, and this magic..."
-Sokka, Avatar

"Screw normal, because if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
-Christopher Titus</p>

Triple cheeseburger
Meal with an extra patty
Call 911. NOW. <p>--------------------
UT! No complaining! If you didn't want to be slaves, you should have told your parents to put up a less pitiful defense against the TIK'LA! Mm? Did any of you do that? I didn't think so...

-Bob the Angry Flower</p>

Creative dining.
Chopsticks are for-OW FUCK DAMN!
Plagarism Bad <p>---------------------------

Your are not supposed to be reading this!</p>

McChicken was cold
He threw it at my Brother
Time for Big-Mac Gun <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Hopped up on caffeine.
Condiment gun fight--Oshit!
Messy closing shift. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div>
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Come to work to find
Asshole closers didn't do jack
Break out the vacuum... <p>--------------------
UT! No complaining! If you didn't want to be slaves, you should have told your parents to put up a less pitiful defense against the TIK'LA! Mm? Did any of you do that? I didn't think so...

-Bob the Angry Flower</p>

The joy, to open--
Morning after closing shift?
My iced tea, now, bitch. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div>
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Not a haiku because I suck:

I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And spray it out my nose

EDIT: EZBoard needs to be able to translate both instead of one at a time. :( <p>-------

E'S QUOTE OF THE WHENEVER:

"I'm here to burn the lollipops."</p>Edited by: E Mouse&nbsp; at: 4/11/05 15:12

Hey, check this out, guys!
I can write a haiku too!
But how should it end?

Zero is a jerk
He dares to make that haiku
I will smash his face <p>

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Hey hey, cool it End
There's no need for violence
Now play nice...or else. e_e <p>

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"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

French fries only last
Seven minutes, then they're crap
... seven more won't hurt... >.> <p>--------------------
UT! No complaining! If you didn't want to be slaves, you should have told your parents to put up a less pitiful defense against the TIK'LA! Mm? Did any of you do that? I didn't think so...

-Bob the Angry Flower</p>

Neb, I must ask you
How many syllables does
that "e_e" have? <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

Terribly sorry
Diabetes and whatnot
Sugar y'own damn tea <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div>
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Well End, there are none
The symbol for e_e is silent
As far as I know <p>

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"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

I'd just like to point out that e_e would most likely be pronounced as "e-underscore-e", thus is five sylables in and of itself. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

End is a moogle
Moogles are rather tiny
Watch me drive this tank!

Early morning lab
manic beeping, all places
fucking tech hide n seek <p><div style="text-align:center">

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I rule the fanart forum with a fist of irony. .....I have nothing else witty to say. Or quote. I'm a sad person.</div></p>