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*ahem*

Unread postby pd Rydia » Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:49 am

<ul>Days past in fast food:
"You are working too quickly!"
...
Worst complaint ever.</ul>







Thank you. <p>
<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div>
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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby Spleen » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:50 pm

*round of applause* <p>__-__-__-__-__-__

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So it's fast food haiku you want, huh?

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:28 am

Triple cheeseburger
Meal with an extra patty
Call 911. NOW. <p>--------------------
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Re: So it's fast food haiku you want, huh?

Unread postby Uncle Pervy » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:03 am

Creative dining.
Chopsticks are for-OW FUCK DAMN!
Plagarism Bad <p>---------------------------

Your are not supposed to be reading this!</p>

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Re: So it's fast food haiku you want, huh?

Unread postby JasonAB17 » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:16 am

McChicken was cold
He threw it at my Brother
Time for Big-Mac Gun <p><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby pd Rydia » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:51 pm

Hopped up on caffeine.
Condiment gun fight--Oshit!
Messy closing shift. <p>
<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div>
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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:00 pm

Come to work to find
Asshole closers didn't do jack
Break out the vacuum... <p>--------------------
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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby pd Rydia » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:48 pm

The joy, to open--
Morning after closing shift?
My iced tea, now, bitch. <p>
<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div>
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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby E Mouse » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:18 pm

Not a haiku because I suck:

I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And spray it out my nose


EDIT: EZBoard needs to be able to translate both instead of one at a time. :( <p>-------

E'S QUOTE OF THE WHENEVER:

"I'm here to burn the lollipops."</p>Edited by: E Mouse&nbsp; Image at: 4/11/05 15:12

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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby Capntastic » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:32 am

Hey, check this out, guys!
I can write a haiku too!
But how should it end?


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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby Endesu » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:51 pm

Zero is a jerk
He dares to make that haiku
I will smash his face <p>

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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby NebulaQueen » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:20 pm

Hey hey, cool it End
There's no need for violence
Now play nice...or else. e_e <p>

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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:45 pm

French fries only last
Seven minutes, then they're crap
... seven more won't hurt... >.> <p>--------------------
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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby Zemyla » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:02 am

Neb, I must ask you
How many syllables does
that "e_e" have? <p>-----
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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby pd Rydia » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:37 am

Terribly sorry
Diabetes and whatnot
Sugar y'own damn tea <p>
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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby NebulaQueen » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:46 pm

Well End, there are none
The symbol for e_e is silent
As far as I know <p>

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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby Shinigori V2 » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:45 pm

I'd just like to point out that e_e would most likely be pronounced as "e-underscore-e", thus is five sylables in and of itself. <p>
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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby Capntastic » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:10 pm

End is a moogle
Moogles are rather tiny
Watch me drive this tank!



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Re: *ahem*

Unread postby Vampire Jester Jinx » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:58 am

Early morning lab
manic beeping, all places
fucking tech hide n seek <p><div style="text-align:center">

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