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MC frontalot can rock the turntable
[wack scratch] 'n spell-enabled
Perma Novice other classes run in fear
that I'll PK them for the record where their friends could hear
they'd get sneered at, listed: not to be trusted
seen hob-nobbin with the frontalot, busted
"that kid's a dork, he level every day
where the EXP is crap yo he ain't got anything to say
ain't got no decent skills, never will
such a spaz better get his ass some kind of a sedative"
pish-posh! I come as wack as I like
spit-spackle the mic, dispensing my dis-ingenius advice
accuse famous players of stealing MY kills
I get shot at
buying OBBs trying to get me a slot-hat

wishin' that the tank could take the hit
hopin' cause if he doesn't I'm in s***, I'm
wishin' that the tank could take the hit
permanovices could reign supreme

novices win actin' dead in front of you
novice hiphop is the style we use
charge up that JP you better be prepared
we drop in 28 n 22/50ths squared
just a little more than the speed you thought
frontalot drop-kickin FD in the double ought
sought skinny little mages
but returned with the wizards of the land
now they got a swollen hip-hop gland
I suffer hypochondria, think my poring is sick
but don't trip, don't trip
i'ma clip myself a bootleg K of E
cause my resurrections are totally free
run away from the novices who are just like me
cause they ain't appreciating how fast my Act Dead be <p><Chat> <Matto says, "What's up?"
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Angst."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Drama."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Betrayal."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Plushies."</p>

ALL LIES

Also, you should have a better rhyme scheme than that. Most of the better hiphip songs rhyme more than two lines in a row, and rhyme in a more consistent pattern. Anything deeper and you'll have to actually make an mp3 of the thing. :( <p>
<hr width="70%"><center>Superion, Autobot air gestalt, recently died protecting Los Angeles from a nuclear missile. Rest in peace. :(</center></p>

There better not be internet shorthand in that. e_e

Don't make me delete your thread, Mister. >:

What's wrong, FD?

Perhaps you have suffered a recent head injury <p><Chat> <Matto says, "What's up?"
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Angst."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Drama."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Betrayal."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Plushies."</p>

You seem to be under the illusion that the drivel presented there is "good hiphop". :( <p>
<hr width="70%"><center>Superion, Autobot air gestalt, recently died protecting Los Angeles from a nuclear missile. Rest in peace. :(</center></p>

No, it's 'nerdcore' hiphop. <p><Chat> <Matto says, "What's up?"
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Angst."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Drama."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Betrayal."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Plushies."</p>