This is the first song parody I've written in a while. This filk is about the stereotypical "Mysterious Angsty Amnesiac 'Badass' (I use the term loosely here) Searching for His Past and Maybe Some Things to Kill". RPG is used instead of RP, due to a surprising amount of people who use RPG as a verb (also, I needed another syllable).
Set to the tune of "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182. Original lyrics can be found here.
I went to the bar, ‘twas Friday night
My memory was lost; my head ain’t right
I started to cast a spell just to prove my power
But then my cloak caught on fire
And that's about the time that they all logged out on me
Nobody likes it when I RPG
With my badass mysterious powers
What is creativity?
People keep asking me my name
What's my name again?
What's my name again?
Later on; another RP
I fought with a person’s elfie
My sword sliced him in half
Before the guy could react
I have an instant victory!
And that's when the other RPers ganged up on me
Nobody likes it when I RPG
All of them yelled at me for godmoding
(They’re jealous of my mastery)
People keep asking me my name
What’s my name again?
What’s my name again?
And that's about the time they all decided to set ignore on me
Nobody likes it when I RPG
And I still act like I’m in Neopets
What the hell is wrong with me?
People keep asking me my name
What’s my name again?
What’s my name again?
That's about the time they went and banned me
Nobody there took me too seriously
They wanted to yank those powers of mine
But they can’t get rid of me
I’ll get another user name
What's my name again?
What's my name again?
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"Hear all Hear All! I dub this man The Angst Mysterious Bloke of the party! May he now and forever more been known as this! Ask not his past, for it is probably overly tragic and boring. Ask not his name for it is more mysterious not to know it! And ask not of his powers for it is hiding behind a hood cause he's too scared of what women will think of his ugly mug!"-Jenna Tymisonn, Where the Heart Is
"Queasy? Queasiness is for the weak! And the queasy!" -Jaeko</span></p>