RPGWW

Back in the old RPGW forum, you may remeber that I would ocasionaly write crappy little nonsense stories. I, for some reason I cannot recall, remebered such things, and it caused me to wonder a few things:

A. Where any of them any good at all? (Tossing such petty things as proper spelling and grammar aside, of course.)

B. Should I attempt to make any of them anything other then lengthy attempts at tomfoolery? As in: An honest to god writing attempt?

See, I might actually try and dig up some of my older posts and actualy try to make them worth reading. Granted, they'll still be inane and silly, but for some reason I want to be able to look back on them and say: "Wow. That's some high quaility stupidity."

Anyhow... yeah. Answer the above questions or I stab.

Note to der mod: I realize that this may not be the place to ask such things. You should realize that I don't really care. <p>

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"This is Bank Robber Joe. He robs banks because his mother never loved him."</p>

Jes, they were funny.

Jes, you should write more.

Now. <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">-=- "Bah, my past was full of drinking and polymorph spells." -- Hakaril (Archmage144)
-=- "I wanna get so drunk that I start seeing my friends as cows." -- Aya (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
-=- "If you're still able to see in colors and not in scents...you're CERTAINLY not drunk enough." -- Nakibe
-=- "LET'S ALL RUN FREE, NAKED, AND DRUNK!" -- Shirinai</span></p>

IS DIANE THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES?

I feel sad that no one remeberes when I was known for being more of a spaz then an asshole.

Thus, a sad emoticon: ;_; <p>

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"Just let me bitch. It's the only thing I'm good at."</p>

In all honesty, those were the days of spam, and the lingering spammers are too lazy to read this forum. <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">-=- "Bah, my past was full of drinking and polymorph spells." -- Hakaril (Archmage144)
-=- "I wanna get so drunk that I start seeing my friends as cows." -- Aya (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
-=- "If you're still able to see in colors and not in scents...you're CERTAINLY not drunk enough." -- Nakibe
-=- "LET'S ALL RUN FREE, NAKED, AND DRUNK!" -- Shirinai</span></p>

I'd love to see some writing of yours. But I can't honestly say I remember your previous work... <p>

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Victory to the strong of will
Death to pretenders</p>

compared to most a the forum I'm a newb and thus have never seen Rube's writing, plus if there are any archives of them I'm to lazy to dig them up.

But sure, if you want to go ahead. <p>-------
EbilRyuuzoku: SLEEP IS FOR THE DUTCH

DWSage008: owes the chat gumballs?</p>

Do it rube or i'll bite you. <p>

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BALL BALL BALL BALL! *chase skitter attack pinball machine*
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OMG RUBE IS OF WRITING DER FANFICTON!?! DER YAY!!?! <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

SongstressEnlil: I think boobs are the lesser of two evils.

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse</p>

IT WILL NOT BE FAN FICTION. IT WILL JUST BE STORIES.

THE DIFFERANCE BEING: STORIES DON'T SUCK.

...AND THE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR WILL PROBABLY STILL BE TERRIBLE. <p>

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"Just let me bitch. It's the only thing I'm good at."</p>

Some of the fanfiction here doesn't suck. ={{{

...mine does, but Neko's doesn't. <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">-=- "Bah, my past was full of drinking and polymorph spells." -- Hakaril (Archmage144)
-=- "I wanna get so drunk that I start seeing my friends as cows." -- Aya (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
-=- "If you're still able to see in colors and not in scents...you're CERTAINLY not drunk enough." -- Nakibe
-=- "LET'S ALL RUN FREE, NAKED, AND DRUNK!" -- Shirinai</span></p>

Ha! You think you're a newbie?

But I'd love to see some coherent randomness in story form. I'd consider it a fun challenge to see what I can do to top it. <p><div style="text-align:center">The M.O.N.A.C.A.N.B.A.N.D.

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<span style="color:white;">I am the schizoid serpent.</span></div></p>

Do it, Rube.

I want to die laughing. <p>--------------------
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - The Dread Pirate Roberts

... frik, that's morbid.</p>

I ALSO WANT CHUCK TO DIE LAUGHING, SO I CAN USURP HIS KINGDOM.

ALSO, STEVE WILL WRITE FUNNY THINGS. <p><table border=0><td></td><td valign=CENTER><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=1><tr><td><font color="maroon">I am an arrogant bastard.


And now, since I want to be unique like everybody else, quotes:

"People don't seem to realize, it wasn't a powerful ass poke. It was a powerful poke, to the ass!" ~ Lord McBastard
"So what you're saying is that Nintendo and Sony are in league with each other, and possibly the Red Skull?" ~ EKDS5K</font></td></tr></table></td></table></p>

On rare occasion, Steve :-( would write funny things and I or others would pick them up where he left off, creating a kind of "chain of amusement" thing. <p>--------
The Archmage: Sadistic GM or handsome bishounen? You decide!
RPGWW! Beware of GM!

"I disapprove of what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it." ~Voltaire
"Surrender, or die in obscurity!" ~Ramza, FF Tactics

Creative dining
Chopsticks are for eating rice
Not for poking eyes
~WhiteKnight</p>

This project get's Uncle Pervy's Seal of Approval.

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*nips Rube*

Come on now... <p>

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