Zero's trying to be nice, here.

[Capntastic]

By offering one free fanart commission!*

In the form of a contest. Aha, the catch.

So! The contest is this: The first person to post the measurements of the character from the ZOE series of games whose "Ideal Man" is Aliester Crowley, shall recieve the prize.*

Get to it!


*Fanart quality depends on how lazy I am, and also note that Zero isn't an especially talented artist. Also, may depend on if I can get access to a scanner. So yeah. I don't expect anyone to actually get this, but I await surprise with a grin.

**There may be a second place prize, which will be determined based on my whim.

(Edit! Those who use the internet to cheat will be punished and also they lose morally.)

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=capntastic>Capntastic</A]&nbsp; at: 10/5/04 6:23 pm

[NebulaQueen]

Chest: 34
Waist: Reasonable
Hips: Potato sack <p>

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*Megaman sounds like a little girl*-Uncle Pervy, on the Voice Acting in MM8

"Well, we've made it to Leeds without being robbed or violated. We win at time traveling!" - Shelley, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[FlamingDeth]

I have never played the game and am too lazy to go off and look up the measurements, but I must say that your shoes look awfully nice today. <p>
<hr width="70%"><center>This month's "Transformer of the Month" is Pipes! He turns into a truck, and his primary function is not taking out the trash.</center></p>

[SuperRube]

Grandfather Dorin: Now you're talking. Starting from the top, thirty-six, twenty...

*Grandfather Dorin is punched in the face.* <p>

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"Dreamcast's hardware was entirely 64-bit except for a single 128-bit internal math coprocessor. That little chunk of silicon didn't make DC a 128-bit system any more than my grandmother's artificial knee makes her a cybernetic super-soldier." --Jeremy Parish</p>

[BrainWalker]

Baby got back. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Vampire Jester Jinx]

odd sidenote, one of my better friends did bit parts of voice acting in ZOE. :D <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

ZoE is a SERIES?! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Capntastic]

ZOE, ZOE2, and <Spoiler in the case of this thread!>*




(ZOE: Fist of Mars, for the GBA handheld portable wonder-system of the future!)