First

Don't stand near a large puddle of ice cold muddy slushy watter.
Two

Old women are mean when it comes to 75% off sales, avoid them, run for your lives.
Three

Always make sure the gift is in the box. . .before you wrap it.
This was brought to you by real life experience, in the hopes that it will help you. . .he he and make you laugh. <p>
"What would you do with out me Daxter?"
Jak from Jak 2
"Well Jak, I wouldn't be standing two feet tall, covered in fur, walking around a sewer without pants. . .god I miss pants."
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