The What If Files

[Besyanteo]

*Bites <s>Ashley</s> Brian too!* >=F !!!

LIES. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center"></div></p>Edited by: Besyanteo&nbsp; at: 3/1/06 18:48

[Archmage144]

That was totally unnecessary. I made that post. <p>

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[Choark]

Well, now you get to take it like a man.

On the ass! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Spleen]

On the ass?

Could be worse.

Also:

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Poor man. Death by Snoosnoo.

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Good news! <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[Ash Fanrico]

More alternate reality insanity!!! :P

Having to do with possible problems that could have occurred while a certain dragongirl from Ayenee came to Gaera.



That's Rico, btw, who is currently in the process of being smished.

Hope it's not too crappy, quality-wise. e_e <p>"I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed,
Made to feel miniscule,
If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful.
The only thing you really know about me is...
...that's all you'll ever know"-- Slipknot "My Plague"</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=ashfanrico>Ash]&nbsp; at: 3/7/06 1:09

[Choark]

Well I giggled over it!

9_9 As for the quality... DO IT AGAIN! In Higher Res! With super high detailed 3D graphics and lens flares that would make Cloud Jelous! And an alternative CG scene where's she's wearing a short skirt and/or a Japanese school uniform!

9___9 Do it now! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

[E Mouse]

And preferably with less horizontal scroll. <p>

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<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Ash Fanrico]

Horizontal Scroll? O.o Uhh... don't mean to sound like a lamer/newb E Mouse... but... what dat? You mean enlarged pics being all pixelly and whatnot? o.o

Glad ya all like it, was worried about how it would've been recieved.

Though i probably shoulda titled it differently.

"What if there were distinct size differences between Ayenee and Gaera?" <p>"I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed,
Made to feel miniscule,
If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful.
The only thing you really know about me is...
...that's all you'll ever know"-- Slipknot "My Plague"</p>

[Choark]

What I think he meant Ashy boy was going sideways like this weird arrow ---D you know, Horizontally, instead of going downwards, like, you know, Vertically, like this other arrow.
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Cause most people seem to prefure that way.
Least that's what I thought the tasty looking mouse meant.

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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=choark>Choark</A]&nbsp; at: 3/7/06 18:39

[Ash Fanrico]

Yeah, thanks choark. It suddenly dawned on me what E Mouse meant while I was gone. Boy... do I feel dumb. Brain fart... o.o;; <p>"I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed,
Made to feel miniscule,
If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful.
The only thing you really know about me is...
...that's all you'll ever know"-- Slipknot "My Plague"</p>

[KingOfDoma]

I like how big the king's eyes are. ^_^ <p>

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[Ash Fanrico]

Another quick one-shot.

ASH vs VANIYAKNA!!!



>:P <p>"I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed,
Made to feel miniscule,
If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful.
The only thing you really know about me is...
...that's all you'll ever know"-- Slipknot "My Plague"</p>

[Jak Snide]

If the match was stepped up to a four-man game, who would the other two competitors be?

[Capntastic]

Mellwyn and Paper.

[pd Rydia]

Holy shit!

Hungry hungry hippos!

...I've never played it. ;_; <p>

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[Capntastic]

Shouldn't it be like, best 42 out of 82?

[Ash Fanrico]

umm.... err... i dunno.

ANYWAYS... got two new comics. One in the usual format and one in old-skool Ash Comic format, YAY!!!!

First up has ol' Cathare, that crazy necromancer, up to something dastardly wicked!!! Wicked I say!!! :P



Next... attempts to answer a really off the wall question... but hopefully hilarity is what shall result.

Six Panels of Comicy Love!!!

EDIT: Got it up finally... but lost some quality in the process.

Least it's still... legible.

<p>"I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed,
Made to feel miniscule,
If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful.
The only thing you really know about me is...
...that's all you'll ever know"-- Slipknot "My Plague"</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=ashfanrico>Ash]&nbsp; at: 3/14/06 12:59

[Zemyla]

I was going to say something, but was distracted by the boobs. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[KingOfDoma]

o.o

Ash... the email addy is charlesofcanada @ hotmail.com.

I WANT THAT CHARLES SPRITE. <p>

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[Ash Fanrico]

Nother day, nother What-If.

Had some fun with this one though, really went all out for it. Major sprite editage here.



Hope you can tell I wasn't being 100% serious. :P <p>"I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed,
Made to feel miniscule,
If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful.
The only thing you really know about me is...
...that's all you'll ever know"-- Slipknot "My Plague"</p>

[Deeum]

Aya is properly top-heavy! <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[KingOfDoma]

... uh... Is Jazz on BOTH sides? o.O <p>

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[Choark]

Dude, superheroes. Obviously an evil clone! Or was once was dead, then revived in new body, then old body came back but with a broken personality! Or maybe an alternative dimension version!

Or many other superhero type stuff's. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Deeum]

BIZZARO <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[KingOfDoma]

<span style="font-family:verdana; color:fuchsia;font-size:medium;">Wiggity Hot, yo.</span> <p>

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[Shinigori V2]

If RPGWW were based on superhero comics, I'd have to have Tareen be lost in a world of unicorns and faerie dust and crap.


I think we can all agree it's better this way :( <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[Ash Fanrico]

^^ glad you all like it.

And uh... that's supposed to be Azhreia, Terra's seductress character who was, as most older rpgwwers would remember, was Rico's girlfriend/lover for quite some time.

I probably could've chosen Amana... but hey... there's always room for another "Issue." :P <p>"I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed,
Made to feel miniscule,
If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful.
The only thing you really know about me is...
...that's all you'll ever know"-- Slipknot "My Plague"</p>

[KingOfDoma]

I would have known that, had Azhreia been on my mind in the last two years... <p>

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[Ash Fanrico]

Eh... no biggie.

Was really just trying to look for good villain characters to use for the "Sinister Squad" and I just happened to come across Azhreia, as I keep just about EVERY sprite that anyone's ever made for RPGWW.

Had fun though editing all the sprites. <p>"I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed,
Made to feel miniscule,
If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful.
The only thing you really know about me is...
...that's all you'll ever know"-- Slipknot "My Plague"</p>

[Ash Fanrico]

Drew this a while back.

Basically...

What if the Revival Process Wasn't 100% Perfect?



Not the best, but hopefully gets the point across? :P <p>"I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed,
Made to feel miniscule,
If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful.
The only thing you really know about me is...
...that's all you'll ever know"-- Slipknot "My Plague"</p>

[FF Fanatic 80]

Ewwww, stinky hero =[