A REAL Doctor (From America)

[Archmage]

As of May 8th, 2010, I have officially obtained my PharmD (doctor of pharmacy) degree.

Now I just need to get licensed and find a job so my accomplishment will mean something!

[BrainWalker]

Congratulations, Dr.Ford! We love our pills in America so it shouldn't be too hard to find a job in pharmacology. At least, that seems to be the prevailing conventional wisdom on the subject.

So... you got the hook up in case we need any weed, right? You know, for medicinal purposes!

[Capntastic]

You sir are no Matt Smith

[Idran1701]

Yeah, but Matt Smith isn't from America either.

Anyway, congratulations, Brian!

[Capntastic]

I'm just telling him he needs to wear a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

[ChristianC]

Con. Grat. U. La. Tions!

[BrainWalker]

Dude, you forgot to do the accompanying ninja hand signs. Don't think you can get away with that just because you're Swedish.

[Archmage]

I would easily trade my degree to be Matt Smith, as long as I was actually The Doctor and not just the actor. Time travel is so much more awesome than being able to legally dispense medications and provide drug-related medical advice.

[Kai]

I'm just telling him he needs to wear a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

Mm. Agreed. Suspenders are also adorable.

[Ganonfro]

*Slow claps* I see your plan has worked perfectly. Well done sir, well done. Too bad you're too late to stop me from making bad puns! I bet that would be.. A hard pill to swallow!*Twirls invisible mustache*

Anyways, Congrats! If you remember my random requesting help from you two-ish years ago, I sadly still haven't gotten to making caffeinated things. BUT, I have the means to make them now, just lack the time... But that's a problem everyone has. DON'T LOSE YOURSELF TO THE TIME THIEVES.

[BrainWalker]

I'm just telling him he needs to wear a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

Mm. Agreed. Suspenders are also adorable.

Should this come to pass, The People demand pics.

[pd Rydia]

*Slow claps* I see your plan has worked perfectly. Well done sir, well done. Too bad you're too late to stop me from making bad puns! I bet that would be.. A hard pill to swallow!*Twirls invisible mustache*

I believe this deserves to be quoted.

Congratulations, by the way!

[FF Fanatic 80]

Wow, I'm late to this =/
Congrats man, that's awesome! =)

I have nothing witty to add, other than: Mock not the mighty suspenders.
One of my co-workers desperately needs to learn of their existence.


...*curls up into the fetal position* v_@

[Kai]

I have suspenders. He can wear mine.

[KingOfDoma]

Also, Raybans (you'll understand once you see Hungry Earth).

[Capntastic]

[BrainWalker]

I have suspenders. He can wear mine.

Kinky.

[Archmage]

Updates: I took my exam and got licensed at the end of July. As of today, I am finally employed. I quiver with delight.

[KingOfDoma]

*harnesses the energy of Brian's quiver to power his doomsday device* It took years of preparation and brainwashing (sorry, Brian, but you always wanted to be a Best Buy salesperson) but I DID IT! MY PLANS HAVE FINALLY COME TO FRUITION! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, congrats!

[BrainWalker]

*stores arrows in Brianmage's delight*

[ChristianC]

Is this the part where where I discretely hand you a list of ingredients and you discreetly hand said ingredients to me?