My friend is dragging me along to my first Otakon. Is anybody else gonna be there and wants to meet up with me? I promise I'm sexy in real life.
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21