by PriamNevhausten » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:12 am
Justice Augustus wrote:Two things, first:
DrSteveMcSexy wrote:These are the same fuckers who won't let me take tips.
That's not right. I don't think I'd go so far as to say illegal, but they cannot withhold unconditional gifts given to an employee by a customer. If a customer came to you and said "as thanks for your work, please accept these cookies, I baked too many to eat myself" they would have no right to prevent you from accepting that. That's all a tip is: a gift.
That's not entirely correct. If you're working for a nonprofit agency, you absolutely must not accept gifts of any kind, because that shit can be traced down the line and be used as grounds for accusation of favoritism or bribery, which is super bad when you're using federal preferential treatment.
Otherwise, though, you're okay. You are permitted to collect tips wherever you work--BUT!--you must claim on your taxes the amount you have received in tips during any month in which you earned more than $20 this way. Documentation is fairly imperative in this situation.
At least, that's the way it is in Ohio. I think that's federal, but I can't be 100%, because I am a type-fast-guy and not a know-the-rules guy. Bears research, if you care.
Unfortunately I don't have a damn idea what to tell you about the price thing. If you want to find out, ask people what they would pay for art commission x. My personal rule of thumb would be to increase that by 5 to 10%, and you have a decent starting point.
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru