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So. A lot of you might have noticed that I just blipped out of existence for a while. I apologize for that-I should've handled it with a -bit- more grace than that.

The truth of the matter is, I'm needing to focus on schoolwork, and studies, and working out. (My final GPA here in Marine school is actually weighted by how well I perform physically-so this is an important thing.)

So...until around July 2nd, when I finally graduate, I'll be staying off of RPGWW for a while. No offense, but you guys are -too- full of awesome for me to ignore when I'm here...so pretty much the only thing I can do is completely break contact for a while.

Sorry folks. You're just too damned great.

Oh. Here I was concerned you had died or something. :(

Well, no worries.

We'll still be here in July, your chance for success will not.

Good luck with it all! And we'll see you when you're done.

See you then!

Do a thousand one handed pushups or we'll never talk to you again.

Good luck, Sage.

P.S. I shall be terribly disappointed if you break your enforced absense long enough to read these messages of support.

What can they possibly offer you that we can't, huh?!

...and money doesn't count.

...or useful skills.

...or discipline.

...

....HELP ME OUT HERE PEOPLE >_<

Pffft. They ain't so hot. Sage informs me they haven't had him shoot a single Nazi. I was expecting closer to fifty.

50!

FIDDY NAZEES.

But no. Now we have to figure out the exchange rates between other cool things he's done and the number of Nazis to which that'd be equivalent. A thousand one handed pushups (if done all at once) are worth ten Nazis, because that's a lot of pushups.

I'm breaking my self-imposed exile to tell you all this.

I will be leaving for Okinawa, Japan on August 2nd, in the year of our lord, 2008. (At least, so my orders claim.)

This means that from July 2nd to August 2nd, I have leave. This makes me joygasm. Like, ridiculously joygasm.



And Kai:I threw around a 350 pound man like he was a rag doll earlier today, actually. Does that count for a nazi or two? Because this guy seriously looks like he could not only take a Chuck Norris kick to the face, but punch him into the next galaxy over and end Chuck Norris jokes forever.

He's also a professional Boxer, who won some sort of international championship a time or two. Last name is Borders, if that means anything to you lot.

I think that should count for at least ten more nazis!

Your Nazi-count is rising, young one.

So! I'm going home today. Glorious, glorious home.

I'll see if I can't get back into action in a little while, seeing as how my flight doesn't leave until Thursday, but I'm in a ridiculously good mood for right now.

So, until I get back to Kentucky, Ciao!