by Squintz Altec » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:33 pm
I can see it now, this is how it really happened:
God: So, you know that flap of skin on your wang?
Jews: Yeah.
God: Cut it off.
Jews: What? We're not allowed to cut our hair with scissors, but you want us to give our peckers a slice and dice?
God: Well, I'm not supposed to say this, but it'll pay off.
Jews: How is that going to help us out?
God: See, in about...four thousand years or so, there's going to be a disease that you get if you screw people.
Jews: So?
God: Well, if you do this, then it'll be harder for you to get this disease.
Jews: That's great. Provided our race survives 4,000 years, our great grandchildren can screw with impudence.
God: Listen, just do it. Hey, I'll make a deal.
Jews: Deal? We're listening.
God: If you do this...I'll allow you to have milk with fish. I'll just look the other way.
Jews: Sold! Schlomo, get the knife!