My computer has died, as near as I can tell. We're going to try a couple other things on it, but it looks like the motherboard has committed suicide on me. There's no telling how soon I'll be able to be back reliably. It could be tomorrow, or it could be months from now.
I'm typing this from my father's computer, which is much less than reliable, seeing as it has some kind of malware problem that causes the CPU to max out constantly. Even ignoring that, the family doesn't like me using it. The keyboard clicks annoy them. >:(
If it becomes absolutely necesary, I can try to build another computer from old parts we have around... don't hold your breathe on that.
To my GMs, several of which are listed above... Sorry. I'm trying. :(