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...Where Is Matt Wilson (Creator Of BS)?

I have no idea.

Also, I may also be falling into some terrible prank by responding to this. I'm prepared to face the consequences. <p>

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Have you tried searching the internets? <p>

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Good sir, try suing the following sites:
http://google.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

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</div></p>Edited by: DragonMistressSCV at: 10/17/06 20:55

Man, there's a lotta Matt Wilsons. Check out the first page of google.

What a prolific guy. <p>

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New Jersey. If you want his non-BS/SAMT work, he's got a gallery here.

mattwilson.deviantart.com/

I'd direct you to the Bonus Stage wiki as well, but it seems it was taken down recently; strange with all the work they put into it. I thought he had a regular column on the topic of animation somewhere, but also no luck with that. <p>

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</p>Edited by: Idran1701 at: 10/17/06 22:18

I hear he hangs out around SA forums, too. FYAD, if memory serves. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Ew, FYAD :(

Oh, is THAT what "BS" stands for these days. <p>

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Last I heard, yep, Priam. That and TVIV, but the latter mainly to rant about all the horrible animation on TV nowadays. <p>

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"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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I laugh at Zero for being so openly ethnocentric in this day and age =( <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

It's not my fault FYAD is for big stupid jerks.

Whereas BYOB is for nice people havin' a good time.

I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

So I'm going to go cook myself some delicious, delicious ramen. <p>

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A white guy told me to pour out the broth and put in mayo. Please experiment with this, as I don't need to play with fire on this one... <p>

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I always make minimal broth as it is; it just waters down the tasty flavorings. <p>

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Staaaaaaarscreeeeeeeeeam! ::gets thrown out of a space shuttle:: <p>

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I put it in the microwave and cook it until all the broth is evaporated. At the extreme, it turns into a hard, crispy flavored ramen chunk. <p>-----
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As I cook the ramen (I try to leave it a bit white as I dislike it when it is clear and soggy) I tend to cook up whatever leftover meats are in the fridge alongside. Add in some red pepper powder, along with soy sauce, and you have a meal!

I boil the ramen in water. On a stovetop.

Then I pour most of it back out and mix in the stuff, and sometimes some celery or whatever. Takes all of two minutes normally. <p>

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Depending on the variety, I simply eschew the noodle portion and take the broth mixture, put it in a mug with hot water, and have myself a hot drink that does not taste like ass as coffee does. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Why not just buy bullion?

Also, coffee does not taste anything like ass. <p>

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Brian: Kinky.

Priam: What Brian said.

Ramen and me: Boil ramen, drain, return to pot, set heat to low(low as it goes) add cheese, flavor packet, tiny bit of milk. Stir until the noodles have an odd sort of beef/cheese sauce on them. If it gets difficult to stir, add a little more milk and continue. The result is usually tasty. Flavor Combinations that don't work:

Chicken and American: This ends up tasting like the cheese, and water. I have no idea why the chicken goes away.
Shrimp and anything: It hates you.
Oriental: This actually works with cheddar. Nothing else seems to work.
Swiss or Provolone cheese: Never had this work out. *shrug*
Any of the spicey flavors: The spice instantly overpowers any of the flavors in this concoction. The packet was meant to be diluted in water. I suggest that's how these flavors get served.

More as time goes on? Maybe! Still, nothing has beat beef+cheddar so far. <p>

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