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But this kind of fuckery is just EPIC.

WoW anyone? GOnna be a looooong night.

Also, if anyone has advice for the bed, I'm open to suggestion.

... wow.

... How exactly did he manage to land a WIFE? A girlfriend I can understand, but a WIFE? How does such an apparently inconsiderate, infantile jackass get someone to commit their life (well, till the divorce) to him? Really... I sincerely hope he gets a good dose of reality, for everyone's sake. <p>--------------------
Remember, even God has a sense of humour. Just look at the platypus.

-Kevin Smith</p>

Couches can be comfy. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

I offered to go get her, but by the time I got there, she'd probably be back anyway.

Oh, and James is a dick sometimes. <p>

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Cha: She's Guatemalan. There's any number of reasons she might have overlooked these things. Language barrier comes to mind first.

That fucking sucks, man. I feel for you.

A hairdryer might work, if you have one. <p>__-__-__-__-__-__

"I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying, and this magic..."
-Sokka, Avatar

"Screw normal, because if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
-Christopher Titus</p>

Format his hard drive. That'll learn him. <p>---------------------------

ReakoSomner: regardless, I was poor, and in need of diamonds</p>

Or he could just be mature about it and allow higher authorities (in this case, parents) deal with it. If this sort of thing is a common occurance, I have no doubt Mr. James will be finding a new residence soon.

I'm not a big fan of petty revenge in real-life situations, sorry. :( <p>
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Revoke his priveledge to breathe.

Or you could return the favor by sneaking a hose into his room and leaving it on. also try changing the bed sheets that will help.

You. Mr. cyth.

One: Dry sheets do not stay dry on wet surfaces.

Two: Escalating agravation to property damage to what essentially all belongs to my parents is a bad, bad idea. Sure, the hose is conveniently located right outside his room, but that doesn't mean I should go and put it through his window to destroy his room.

... Really.

... Oh damn you to hell. Now I want to do it.

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What Bes MEANT to say was:

"NO U" <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">WITTY QUOTE.</div></p>