RPGWW

It's a day late, live with it.

Three years ago yesterday, our own Gus, hearing that our Keen-hosted board was to be taken down, decided to display some initiative and created this ezBoard, with the help of several of our beloved oldbies.

To celebrate, I was going to write a song about RPGWW, but forgot. <p>__-__-__-__-__-__

"I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying, and this magic..."
-Sokka, Avatar

"Screw normal, because if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."
-Christopher Titus</p>

Does this mean that we can offically declare the board as a Bastion of Nerdom on the big wide interweb?

And do we get cake?

Yeah, I meant to do a whole "Happy 4 years old RPGWW" thing in March, but I forgot. :[

I have some pie. I could mail pie to someone, I guess.

But who would win it? <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div></p>

I say we start up the Colosseum again, and have PCs fight to the death for pie.

First round is Kamos vs Orc, just for old time's sake.

<span style="font-family:verdana; color:fuchsia;font-size:small;">Brian and I shall have cheesecake in it's honor. Or something. Hot damn.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

That was Lex. <p>--------------------
UT! No complaining! If you didn't want to be slaves, you should have told your parents to put up a less pitiful defense against the TIK'LA! Mm? Did any of you do that? I didn't think so...

-Bob the Angry Flower</p>

As Jak suggested, we should run the best RP ever: The Orc and the Pie.

Adventure Background: An orc has a pie.

Adventure Synopsis: The PCs kill the orc and take his pie.

Adventure Hook: The PCs are hungry for pie.

Room 1: The Orc's Pie Room

[You see an orc with a pie.

The room is 10 feet by 10 feet.]

Creature: An orc.

Treasure: A pie.

Concluding the Adventure: Pie tastes good.

Further Adventures: Somewhere, there is a bakery making these good pies. Perhaps it's guarded by more orcs. <p>

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I guess we should go get Tiny Rube, then. <p>
<hr width="70%">This month's "Transformer of the Month" is Grimlock in a Santa hat! He's quite jolly.</p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div></p>

Yes, Dia, that's what I'm quoting. =P <p>

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And she-one upped you with PICTURES.

And maybe a Pringer Beam. <p>---------------------------

Your are not supposed to be reading this!</p>

I don't think that restating the exact same damn thing counts as one-upping. Especially when, like, everyone around here has seen it already.

I dunno about the Pringle beam, though. Once you zot you can't stop? <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Pringer beam, you uncultured rube. :( <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

Everyone loves pretty pictures. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div></p>

I've never seen it... >_> <p>---------------

"Well slap a dead fish on me and call me Molokidan!"</p>

ALSO:

I agree with the "Colosseum PCs fight to the death for pie" idea.

Really. I'd see if I couldn't call up a bakery nearby the winner and purchase them a yummy pie. So long as they take credit card, this should be feasible.

I wonder how it might work overseas. The winner's pie might be greatly delayed as an international money order gets received. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div></p>

When would this fight for the pie be? Since Passover started yesterday, I can't eat pie until the 30th. And I'm a man that loves his pie. Almost as much as I love taffy.

Well, whenever. I imagine a battle of PCs could take a while, but I can also always postpone the purchasing if the need be. :o <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div></p>

What system would we use? <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

Dunno. Everything? <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div></p>

Use "Gus Golden's patented coin-flipping system"!


Patent Pending.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

RubeSys, of course. <p>

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I'm still waiting for another installment if Rubsys.
My Three fiddy better not be going to waste >:| <p><div style="text-align:center">

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Rubsys, though. You hear that, Shini? Get to work! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

We all know that Shini practices Rubsys each and every day! <p>

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We'd use Diasys. Duh. <p><Chat> <Matto says, "What's up?"
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Angst."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Drama."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Betrayal."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Plushies."</p>

But I don't want to be bitten by a dwagon! <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

No no, it's a hamster. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center">"Pants are bad!!! We should wear pants only on our head you conformist bastard!!! Pants are the devils work!! Run freee!! And pantless!!!" -- Vulture</div></p>

As long as I get to be a disco bandit Paladin. <p>---------------------------

Your are not supposed to be reading this!</p>

*Rubs Priam's sister* <p>

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