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Dear (insert [landlord/forum member/lover/hairdresser/former roommate]'s name here),
I am, indeed, [Druish/Nebula in a clever disguise/interested in this producted and or service/aware that Zeke is down]. I dearly appreciate the offer of [tea/stabbings/image hosting/elk/sex], but [kindly decline/am really a man/Reject Your Presence].
The matter is that [Florida gets everything wrong/I am really your father/The world will end in the year 2000/Zeke will live once again]! This will occur when [I become a world-reknowned corn farmer/my family and I trek home and tend to Zeke/a comet and an asteroid collide on Uranus/Meat]. Then everyone will live in peaceful harmony once more.
Or, you know. Less broken images.
[Love/Stabbings/Molesterings/Restraining Orderings/Tea and Crumpets/Communism],
-Dia-
P.S. I can't get at the images for temporary hostings. :( Dun ask that, wanka. <p>
<center><small>"We are just poor, wandering corn farmers..."
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I am, indeed, [Druish/Nebula in a clever disguise/interested in this producted and or service/aware that Zeke is down]. I dearly appreciate the offer of [tea/stabbings/image hosting/elk/sex], but [kindly decline/am really a man/Reject Your Presence].
The matter is that [Florida gets everything wrong/I am really your father/The world will end in the year 2000/Zeke will live once again]! This will occur when [I become a world-reknowned corn farmer/my family and I trek home and tend to Zeke/a comet and an asteroid collide on Uranus/Meat]. Then everyone will live in peaceful harmony once more.
Or, you know. Less broken images.
[Love/Stabbings/Molesterings/Restraining Orderings/Tea and Crumpets/Communism],
-Dia-
P.S. I can't get at the images for temporary hostings. :( Dun ask that, wanka. <p>
<center><small>"We are just poor, wandering corn farmers..."

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