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Theological Question #2
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Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:02 pmby Wolfbelly
<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Can God create a rock he cannot lift?</FONT><FORM method=post action="http://p068.ezboard.com/frpgww60462frm11.processVote?topicID=581.topic"><table border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="55%"><tbody><tr><td><input type="radio" name="choice" value="1"><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Yes</FONT></td></tr><tr><td><input type="radio" name="choice" value="2"><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>No</FONT></td></tr></tbody></table><P><input type=submit value="Vote"></form>
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Re: Theological Question #2
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Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:04 pmby Lord McBastard
He sure could. <p><div style="text-align:center">
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn"-Call of Cthulhu</div></p>
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Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:05 pmby Endesu
I have no theological stake in this argument, but I always do love hearing the debate over this.
Re: :>
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Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:08 pmby Lord Hatsuma
No.
It's not that he wouldn't have the power, the problem is "God can't ____" is a erroneous statement by the definition of 'God'.
~Hatsuma!
Re: :>
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Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:48 pmby JoshuaDurron
::votes completely at random, as the question is usually resutls in pointless debate rather than illuminating coversation.:: <p>
English does not have a word for what you do to do a dead thing to make it stop chasing you. Clearly, you cannot kill that which is dead. But until Mr. Webster comes up with replacement, we are forced to render dead that which is dead. - Just Call Me Fed
The man wants a new pair of pants. What's wrong with that? - Crawling Reshiki</p>
Re: :>
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Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:09 pmby SuperRube
What the fuck. We already had this discussion. <p>
"Carrying a ham into a room, Mr. Connery says, 'hon mono.' It basically means that the ham he carries is genuine or real. We expect nothing less."</p>
Re: :>
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Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:19 amby Uncle Pervy
The answer I consider correct: God has better things to do with his time. <p>------------------
Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
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Re: :>
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Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:13 amby Capntastic
COULD JESUS MICROWAVE A BURRITO SO HOT HE COULD NOT EAT IT :D?
Now that the obligatoriy Simpsons reference is done...
'That which is of a parodoxical nature is not part of the power of God.' Or something of the like.
Meh.
Re: :>
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Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:05 amby PriamNevhausten
Can you draw a triangle that has four sides? No. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>
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Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:05 amby Huzington
If God could make a rock so big that he could not lift it, then God would have a self-contradictory property. Anything which is self-contradictory cannot be thought to be real. Thus God cannot have the property of omnipotence.
Such are my thoughts.
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Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:12 amby Banjooie
Vir, stop breathing.
Re: ..
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Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:19 amby Huzington
I ain't a vir (in fact I am rather daft). As a Theist, I am here only to inform - don't be offended. For you have to admit - God, though he is real, cannot be onmipotent.
Re: ..
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Fri Oct 10, 2003 3:59 amby PriamNevhausten
Stop talking. Take a philosophy course. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>
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Fri Oct 10, 2003 9:50 amby LadyDragonClawsEDW
Okay I'm stopping this before it gets any worse. <p>
One hat to rule them all.</p>