I know most of you have seen this (if you've been in chat when I've linked it) but I thought I'd post it here so I can get some of your opinions (as only other livejournal users can reply to livejournals).
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It hadn't been updated in a while, but the last two are pretty important I think.
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Another crazy conversation between me and Jak
<p>Me: Seriously, it pees when I burn!
<p>Jak:....
<p>Me:....
<p>Jak: Don't you mean-
<p>Me: No, seriously! Here, you set my arm on fire and I'll wet my pants.
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