How can I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE WITHOUT YOUUUUUU!?
"That's not interactive, there's no back-and-forth with the other player and how much fun is it to watch someone incredibly good at moving their eyes? And then whichever Seeker gets lucky swoops in and grabs the Snitch and makes everyone else's work moot. It's like someone took a real game and grafted on this pointless extra position just so that you could be the Most Important Player without needing to really get involved or learn the rest of it. Who was the first Seeker, the King's idiot son who wanted to play Quidditch but couldn't understand the rules?" Actually, now that Harry thought about it, that seemed like a surprisingly good hypothesis. Put him on a broomstick and tell him to catch the shiny thing...
I WANT TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Oh man, just look at that rugged maverick doing what he can for the girl he loves and the daughter he's never met. Brings a tear to your eye, it does.