HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, CAPTAIN ALFALFA

[darkknight61189]

Hello~! This is totally Joe Captain Alfalfa and not at all Dia his nemesis John the Baptist, secretly logging onto his account box of Cheerios after he kindly loaned me his computer for FAQ usage! As Joe John the Baptist wait no I mean Captain Alfalfa, I would like to announce that I am a poop face and Dave is a broccoli head kidney. Also, I am strangely attracted to Mike's luxuriously long superfluous hair rutabaga.

Here is a bunny:

[BrainWalker]

Yeah, Mike's hair is pretty amazing, but seven monocles? Isn't 5 the maximum? So it's like... Maximum +2?

Dizamn. It must have gotten more magnificent since last I saw it.

[ChristianC]

It is grand.

[Spleen]

The BEST part about this is that Joe doesn't even check this forum, so he'll probably never see this.

ALSO I AM NOT A BROCCOLI KIDNEY FUCK YOU.

[pd Rydia]

Back off, hussy. Mike's rutabaga is mine!

[BrainWalker]

I believe there is a disconnect between the accusatory mood of Dia's last post and the mood of her adorable new avatar.

[darkknight61189]

Joe John the Baptist approves.