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Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:21 pm**

Your name is JASON. There is nothing SPECIAL about today. You have recently been given a RAVENCLAW SCARF by your SISTER. You are fond of SANDALS, and wear them whenever you can. You enjoy ROLE PLAYING GAMES, collecting TRADING CARDS, and BLADED WEAPONS. You are extremely fond of computer GAMES, cheesey MOVIES, and ANTHROPOMORPHIC CREATURES. You are an aspiring COMPUTER PROGRAMMER and LINUX USER, though you are not very good at either.

>_

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:26 pm**

J: Retrieve arms

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:58 pm**

>J: Retrieve Arms

No, we're not doing that.

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:13 pm**

J: Captchalogue your awesome anthro-plushies!

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:19 pm**

>J: Captchalogue your awesome anthro-plushies!

You don't actually have any plush anthropomorphs, but Quackles here will do for now. You've had him since you were literally a day old, and he holds some sentimental value. Might as well hang onto him for now.

( :science:

)

Posted: **Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:45 pm**

J: Card games on motorcycles?

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:10 am**

>J: Card games on motorcycles?

No.

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:19 am**

J: Have a long, calm talk with Quackles on your bed where the two of you share your deepest dreams and expectations.

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:27 pm**

>J: Have a long, calm talk with Quackles on your bed where the two of you share your deepest dreams and expectations.

Quackles is, as mentioned, sort of important to you, but at the end of the day he's still only a plush duck, and can not speak. Your conversation is very one sided. Quackles listens carefully, unblinking as you tell him about your future as a video game programmer, and maybe working with Spiggot Software one day. He is a very good listener.

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:36 pm**

J: Give Quackles his matching Ravenclaw scarf, he looks a little chilly.

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:55 pm**

>J: Give Quackles his matching Ravenclaw scarf, he looks a little chilly.

You quickly Captchalogue Quackles' own Hogwarts scarf into his Captchalogue Card. However Quackles is solidly within house Hufflepuff, a loyal friend to the end.
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:05 pm**

>J: Sharpen swords in case of coming zombpocalypse.

Posted: **Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:29 pm**

Code: Select all: soil thyself_

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:02 am**

J > Disregard Priam with great style and disdain. Incorporate a candy bar.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:26 pm**

>J: Sharpen swords in case of coming zombpocalypse.

This sounds like a great idea and definitely not a huge waste of time. However, you don't have the tools to sharpen a sword right now, so you will have to settle for polishing one instead. You quickly captchalogue one of them, and clear some work space for yourself.

There, much better. Now if you could just remember where the polish was...

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:56 pm**

J: Review brilliant HL2 slashfic on nighttable.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:37 pm**

>J: soil thyself
>J: Disregard Priam with great style and disdain. Incorporate a candy bar.

Wow that's a stupid idea! You've never had such a... huh. That gives you an idea for a prank to pull on your sister later, involving her bed and a candy bar. She'll be mortified, until she realizes she has received a chocolate confection rather than a smelly leaving. She might even get a laugh out of it. Interesting how the mind works.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:09 pm**

>J: Review brilliant HL2 slashfic on nighttable.

Oh yeah. This is the stuff, right here. You're not sure what a slash fic is, but this is your HL2 fic. One day, this is going to be an HL2 mod. Oh man that's gonna be sweet. Everyone will love it and VALVe will offer you a job, just like that person who made Metastatis. It's gonna be awesome.
Just as soon as you learn to program it. And get some voice actors. And modellers. And stuff. Ok, it's not perfect, but it's nice to dream.

Posted: **Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:21 pm**

J: Modify a pre-existing D&D module for a low-magic world setting. GO!

Posted: **Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:11 pm**

>J: Modify a pre-existing D&D module for a low-magic world setting. GO!

You sit down and resolutely begin altering a DnD module in your collection, taken by sudden inspiration to make a low magic setting. This is yet another clearly valuable use of your time.

Posted: **Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:07 am**

J: See if anyone of your pesterchums are online.

Posted: **Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:32 am**

J: Go play with your brother and your architect father in the backyard.

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:39 pm**

J: Bring bat to the backyard.

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