It is almost the 13th of April...

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It is almost the 13th of April...

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:44 am

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You've already got your arms, Pooplord!
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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby BrainWalker » Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:55 am

> ChristianC: Lose arms in freak accident, retrieve backup arms from... wherever it is you keep them.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby Besyanteo » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:40 am

CC: Review the contents of your captchalogue and your fetch modus.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:00 pm

BrainWalker wrote:> ChristianC: Lose arms in freak accident, retrieve backup arms from... wherever it is you keep them.


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What? Freak Accident? Spare arms?

...Oh yeah, yeah. Horrible accident, yep. Good thing you had those spare arms around.
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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:02 pm

Besyanteo wrote:CC: Review the contents of your captchalogue and your fetch modus.

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Okay, what? Captchawhatchanow?

Going out on a limb, I'm assuming you're talking about your CordeusCoffin, which is where you store all your nefarious tricks and trinkets. Too bad you have no idea how to open the fucking thing.
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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby Besyanteo » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:10 pm

CC: Command CordeusCoffin to open in a firm voice.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:28 pm

Besyanteo wrote:CC: Command CordeusCoffin to open in a firm voice.


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Despite your best attempts, your voice lacks the Rigidivox to properly open the CordeusCoffin.

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In hindsight, you think this might've not been the wisest monetary investment in your life.
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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:07 pm

> ChristianC: Check instruction manual for you CordeusCoffin.


(Also: Dear god what have I started ._. )

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:38 pm

Sorry folks, this is the end of the line for now... :[ I'm going to Boston tomorrow for PAX

I leave you with this:

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby Besyanteo » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:48 pm

CC: Open Pesterchum and troll ALCL004.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:48 am

CC: Remove and eat candycorn horns.
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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:32 am

FF Fanatic 80 wrote:> ChristianC: Check instruction manual for you CordeusCoffin.


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That's sensible... reading the instructions should...

should...

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THESE ARE NOT THE INSTRUCTIONS!

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:47 am

Besyanteo wrote:CC: Open Pesterchum and troll ALCL004.


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Show Pesterlog:

-- capitalCypherer [CC] began pestering wunderfulSpy [WS]
at 12:01 --

CC: so I was watching the news the other day and I
heard you supertwinks 'saved the day' again. I'm
sure you, the stealth specialist, REALLY helped out
against that bananashark. WOW! You must feel so
useful to your team!

WS: :( leave me alone.
CC: Aww come on, we're just starting to get to know
each other! >:D

WS: i don't want to know you. you're mean.
CC: Haha, oh wow, you kiss your mom with that mo-
oh I'm sorry, I forgot about that >:D

WS: :( i'm goin gto tell enzo
CC: Enzo? Hah! Like I'm scared of that douche!
Whilst you pathetic wonderbabies swaddle in your
filth and play at being superheroes, I'm watching
you fumble in the dark and laughing my pants off.
Really, can you guys get any more ignorant of
what you are dealing with? It's like you put
yourself in a huge box and said 'Gee, I wonder
why I can't get out of here' all the while bitching
about how the D52 are keeping things secret
from you.


-- wunderfulSpy [WS] has blocked capitalCyphererer [CC]
at 12:05 --

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:50 am

KingOfDoma wrote:CC: Remove and eat candycorn horns.


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NO WAY! That is NOT going to happen! You SERIOUSLY DON'T want to do that!

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:32 pm

ChristianC wrote:NO WAY! That is NOT going to happen! You SERIOUSLY DON'T want to do that!


CC: Crap... um... Sepulchritude?
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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby Idran1701 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:13 pm

CC: Do something awesome and extremely difficult to draw.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby FlamingDeth » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 am

> ChristianC: Hadouken!
Yo dawg I heard you like memes so I put a meme in your meme so you can meme while you meme.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby BrainWalker » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 pm

>Hadouken: ChristianCdouken!
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:13 pm

Code: Select all
soil thyself_
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:55 pm

Idran1701 wrote:CC: Do something awesome and extremely difficult to draw.

FlamingDeth wrote:> ChristianC: Hadouken!


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What!? No! That would be incredibly silly! Why would you even...
uh...

You know... that sounds kinda cool!

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:56 pm

BrainWalker wrote:>Hadouken: ChristianCdouken!


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HADOU - OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:05 pm

PriamNevhausten wrote:
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soil thyself_


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SOILING HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DONE!
HOW DO I STOP THIS FUCKING THING!?

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby Besyanteo » Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:46 pm

CC: Be the girl.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:17 pm

CC: Aim blast at your CordeusCoffin.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:10 pm

Besyanteo wrote:CC: Be the girl.


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You are now this young lady. At the moment without purpose,
our bold heroine has taken refuge in her LOUNGE, where she
stores a variety of LIQUORS that allows her to mix some rather
FABULOUS DRINKS in order to calm her nerves. A friend of hers,
a certain Cypherer, has recently cut off all contact from her,
although the reason for this remains UNKNOWN!

This young lady's name is... is... wow... you just had it...

It's...
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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:52 am

Name: DrunkenTramp

(...I am soooo sorry ._. )

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby la_chibi » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:21 am

*is highly amused by this thread*

DrunkenTramp: Dance uproariously in a raunchy and ribald, yet strangely G-rated, burst of energy! Upon a table! While singing gloriously!

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:57 pm

FF Fanatic 80 wrote:Name: DrunkenTramp


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Try again, Pooplord!
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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby Jak Snide » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:16 pm

Name: Velma "Pearls" McQueen.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:55 pm

Jak Snide wrote:Name: Velma "Pearls" McQueen.


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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby Besyanteo » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:40 pm

VM: Pop a couple aspirin and get back to us with the dance number later.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby Capntastic » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:59 pm

Eat the aspirins and then drink the alcohols

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:21 am

Velma: Fondly regard phonograph.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby ChristianC » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:38 am

la_chibi wrote:DrunkenTramp: Dance uproariously in a raunchy and ribald, yet strangely G-rated, burst of energy! Upon a table! While singing gloriously!


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This is a truly great idea!!!

Unfortunately, you are currently having a massive headache and couldn't possibly...

possibly...

Oh but the bar does call to your flamboyant flapper-soul, oh how you wish to
gyrate atop that polished wooden surface and frivolously dance the charleston!

(Slight edit of order of input. Now, unfortunately, I must resume vigil over my personal studies, we shall see how soon I shall update this!)

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby Besyanteo » Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:20 pm

Pearls: Aspirin, it does a headache good.

(CC: Get on AIM so I can show you that thing we were talking about. >: )

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby Shinigori V2 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:41 am

FF Fanatic 80 wrote:Velma: Fondly regard phonograph.


I swear to god as I scrolled past this I read "Fondle phonograph"
Hey there! Can I give you a hand?

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby BrainWalker » Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:16 am

Velma: Fondle phonograph.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby Jak Snide » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:14 am

BrainWalker wrote:Velma: Fondle phonograph.


Yes. Fondle the phonograph so that it may play some music to accompany your imminent dancing.

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postby la_chibi » Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:58 am

I am delighted with how popular my command became.

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