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It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:52 pm
by FF Fanatic 80

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:44 am
by ChristianC
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You've already got your arms, Pooplord!

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:55 am
by BrainWalker
> ChristianC: Lose arms in freak accident, retrieve backup arms from... wherever it is you keep them.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:40 am
by Besyanteo
CC: Review the contents of your captchalogue and your fetch modus.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:00 pm
by ChristianC
BrainWalker wrote:> ChristianC: Lose arms in freak accident, retrieve backup arms from... wherever it is you keep them.


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What? Freak Accident? Spare arms?

...Oh yeah, yeah. Horrible accident, yep. Good thing you had those spare arms around.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:02 pm
by ChristianC
Besyanteo wrote:CC: Review the contents of your captchalogue and your fetch modus.

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Okay, what? Captchawhatchanow?

Going out on a limb, I'm assuming you're talking about your CordeusCoffin, which is where you store all your nefarious tricks and trinkets. Too bad you have no idea how to open the fucking thing.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:10 pm
by Besyanteo
CC: Command CordeusCoffin to open in a firm voice.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:28 pm
by ChristianC
Besyanteo wrote:CC: Command CordeusCoffin to open in a firm voice.


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Despite your best attempts, your voice lacks the Rigidivox to properly open the CordeusCoffin.

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In hindsight, you think this might've not been the wisest monetary investment in your life.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:07 pm
by FF Fanatic 80
> ChristianC: Check instruction manual for you CordeusCoffin.


(Also: Dear god what have I started ._. )

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:38 pm
by ChristianC
Sorry folks, this is the end of the line for now... :[ I'm going to Boston tomorrow for PAX

I leave you with this:

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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:48 pm
by Besyanteo
CC: Open Pesterchum and troll ALCL004.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:48 am
by KingOfDoma
CC: Remove and eat candycorn horns.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:32 am
by ChristianC
FF Fanatic 80 wrote:> ChristianC: Check instruction manual for you CordeusCoffin.


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That's sensible... reading the instructions should...

should...

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THESE ARE NOT THE INSTRUCTIONS!

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:47 am
by ChristianC
Besyanteo wrote:CC: Open Pesterchum and troll ALCL004.


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Show Pesterlog:

-- capitalCypherer [CC] began pestering wunderfulSpy [WS]
at 12:01 --

CC: so I was watching the news the other day and I
heard you supertwinks 'saved the day' again. I'm
sure you, the stealth specialist, REALLY helped out
against that bananashark. WOW! You must feel so
useful to your team!

WS: :( leave me alone.
CC: Aww come on, we're just starting to get to know
each other! >:D

WS: i don't want to know you. you're mean.
CC: Haha, oh wow, you kiss your mom with that mo-
oh I'm sorry, I forgot about that >:D

WS: :( i'm goin gto tell enzo
CC: Enzo? Hah! Like I'm scared of that douche!
Whilst you pathetic wonderbabies swaddle in your
filth and play at being superheroes, I'm watching
you fumble in the dark and laughing my pants off.
Really, can you guys get any more ignorant of
what you are dealing with? It's like you put
yourself in a huge box and said 'Gee, I wonder
why I can't get out of here' all the while bitching
about how the D52 are keeping things secret
from you.


-- wunderfulSpy [WS] has blocked capitalCyphererer [CC]
at 12:05 --

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:50 am
by ChristianC
KingOfDoma wrote:CC: Remove and eat candycorn horns.


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NO WAY! That is NOT going to happen! You SERIOUSLY DON'T want to do that!

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:32 pm
by KingOfDoma
ChristianC wrote:NO WAY! That is NOT going to happen! You SERIOUSLY DON'T want to do that!


CC: Crap... um... Sepulchritude?

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:13 pm
by Idran1701
CC: Do something awesome and extremely difficult to draw.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 am
by FlamingDeth
> ChristianC: Hadouken!

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:34 pm
by BrainWalker
>Hadouken: ChristianCdouken!

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:13 pm
by PriamNevhausten
Code: Select all
soil thyself_

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:55 pm
by ChristianC
Idran1701 wrote:CC: Do something awesome and extremely difficult to draw.

FlamingDeth wrote:> ChristianC: Hadouken!


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What!? No! That would be incredibly silly! Why would you even...
uh...

You know... that sounds kinda cool!

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:56 pm
by ChristianC
BrainWalker wrote:>Hadouken: ChristianCdouken!


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HADOU - OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:05 pm
by ChristianC
PriamNevhausten wrote:
Code: Select all
soil thyself_


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SOILING HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DONE!
HOW DO I STOP THIS FUCKING THING!?

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:46 pm
by Besyanteo
CC: Be the girl.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:17 pm
by FF Fanatic 80
CC: Aim blast at your CordeusCoffin.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:10 pm
by ChristianC
Besyanteo wrote:CC: Be the girl.


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You are now this young lady. At the moment without purpose,
our bold heroine has taken refuge in her LOUNGE, where she
stores a variety of LIQUORS that allows her to mix some rather
FABULOUS DRINKS in order to calm her nerves. A friend of hers,
a certain Cypherer, has recently cut off all contact from her,
although the reason for this remains UNKNOWN!

This young lady's name is... is... wow... you just had it...

It's...

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:52 am
by FF Fanatic 80
Name: DrunkenTramp

(...I am soooo sorry ._. )

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:21 am
by la_chibi
*is highly amused by this thread*

DrunkenTramp: Dance uproariously in a raunchy and ribald, yet strangely G-rated, burst of energy! Upon a table! While singing gloriously!

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:57 pm
by ChristianC
FF Fanatic 80 wrote:Name: DrunkenTramp


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Try again, Pooplord!

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:16 pm
by Jak Snide
Name: Velma "Pearls" McQueen.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:55 pm
by ChristianC
Jak Snide wrote:Name: Velma "Pearls" McQueen.


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Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:40 pm
by Besyanteo
VM: Pop a couple aspirin and get back to us with the dance number later.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:59 pm
by Capntastic
Eat the aspirins and then drink the alcohols

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:21 am
by FF Fanatic 80
Velma: Fondly regard phonograph.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:38 am
by ChristianC
la_chibi wrote:DrunkenTramp: Dance uproariously in a raunchy and ribald, yet strangely G-rated, burst of energy! Upon a table! While singing gloriously!


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This is a truly great idea!!!

Unfortunately, you are currently having a massive headache and couldn't possibly...

possibly...

Oh but the bar does call to your flamboyant flapper-soul, oh how you wish to
gyrate atop that polished wooden surface and frivolously dance the charleston!

(Slight edit of order of input. Now, unfortunately, I must resume vigil over my personal studies, we shall see how soon I shall update this!)

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:20 pm
by Besyanteo
Pearls: Aspirin, it does a headache good.

(CC: Get on AIM so I can show you that thing we were talking about. >: )

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:41 am
by Shinigori V2
FF Fanatic 80 wrote:Velma: Fondly regard phonograph.


I swear to god as I scrolled past this I read "Fondle phonograph"

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:16 am
by BrainWalker
Velma: Fondle phonograph.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:14 am
by Jak Snide
BrainWalker wrote:Velma: Fondle phonograph.


Yes. Fondle the phonograph so that it may play some music to accompany your imminent dancing.

Re: It is almost the 13th of April...

Unread postPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:58 am
by la_chibi
I am delighted with how popular my command became.