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What's goin' on?

EDIT: Holy crap what the heck is my sig all about? I don't remember that at all.

Nothin' much, just hangin' out, havin' a Bu-BLURG... havin' a B-BRRRRRRG... havin' a Miller Genuine Draft...

Welcome back man! :O

Welcome back, chief. Where the hell did you vanish to?

I assumed a while back that you had been eaten by a bear. Hopefully after having attracted it's attention by laughing at some poor idiot harassing the thing with a tazer, being horribly mauled for his trouble. I am glad this is not the case!

Hey, one of our mods is back!

IN ORDER!

Chuck's sig is big and annoying!
Ok.
Came down with a slight case of house fire.
BEARS OM NOM NOM OH GOD MY LEG
I'll mod you right in the face!

House fire? Goddamn, man. D: I'm guessing nobody was hurt. Everything alright now?

Hey there! Sorry to hear about the fire man. =/
How goes stuff and things?

Yeah, how slight are we talking here? I mean, when it's something like your house being on fire, "slight" can still be pretty significant. That's like saying "I've been diagnosed with a little bit of cancer" or "We test-detonated a small thermonuclear bomb."

Oh, GODDAMMIT...

Uh, I mean, hi, FD!

/hams FD in the face

pd Rydia wrote:/hams FD in the face

*Excal dies*

Also, slight enough that I'm not dead (or even maimed!), but am still only now able to get back on the intertubes with any regularity.

Damn. Glad you're okay, dude.


Also,

Besyanteo wrote:I assumed a while back that you had been eaten by a bear. Hopefully after having attracted it's attention by laughing at some poor idiot harassing the thing with a tazer, being horribly mauled for his trouble. I am glad this is not the case!

I had totally forgotten that. Hilarity.

Mmm, ham...

Kai wrote:

Besyanteo wrote:I assumed a while back that you had been eaten by a bear. Hopefully after having attracted it's attention by laughing at some poor idiot harassing the thing with a tazer, being horribly mauled for his trouble. I am glad this is not the case!

I had totally forgotten that. Hilarity.

I brought that up in a conversation with random strangers in Subway. They smiled politely, pretending to know what I was referencing.

Bears are no laughing matter. They are the #1 threat to America!

...I don't know if anyone noticed, but Cha was actually kind of funny earlier!

Not quite as funny as the whole bear/tazer debacle, but then, what can really compare?

Really, it would have been funnier if the bear tazed the guy who was irritating him.

You mean, like, if a civilized business bear was just hangin' out, talkin' on the phone, trying to trade some stocks or whatever, and some idiot came up and started harassing him, and the bear casually pulled out a stun gun and tazed the shit out of him?

Because that could be totally funny I suppose. o.o QUICKLY, FETCH DAN HESS. >_>!

Or Seth McFarlane. Though he'd probably find a way to throw in a fart joke...