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CHARLES

Unread postby Kai » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:23 pm

So, we all know that now and again the King of Doma has to sit Hakaril down and ask just what the archmagus does in a normal day.

Unfortunately he gets some horrible answer involving an aboleth, that sounds a lot like this.


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Re: CHARLES

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:30 pm

Yep. I hope you apologize to Tassi... I mean Debra... sometime soon.
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Re: CHARLES

Unread postby Archmage » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:59 pm

KingOfDoma wrote:Yep. I hope you apologize to Tassi... I mean Debra... sometime soon.


General Silvar, thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
OK, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well, the first thing I do is

Talk to Gunnir (like a boss)
Approve cantrips (like a boss)
Lead an army (like a boss)
Tip bellboys (like a boss)
Train soldiers (like a boss)
Blow up the bathroom (like a boss)
Meta-magic (like a boss)
Planar cartography! (like a boss)
Hit on Tassi (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Ignore my taxes (like a boss)
Go to Jerri's (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat some sushi (like a boss)
Say hi to Vixxy (like a boss)
Get some action (like a boss)
Fifth of Valthka (like a boss)
Shit on Ash's desk (like a boss)
Put a sword (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh, man, I'm totally gonna gag, oh shit, oh man...
Turn around (like a boss)
Puke on Vince's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Rip off Kamos' dick (like a boss)
It's all just a joke (like a boss)
Hit the bar (like a boss)
Spank a catgirl chick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Drink my ass off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a ship (like a boss)
Bomb the Barians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt!
You drink your ass off and die?
Hell yeah
I think that at one point there you said something about touching Kamos' dick?
Nope
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Naw, that ain't me
OK, well, this has been eye opening for me
I'm da boss
Yeah, I know, I got that, you said that 400 times
I'm da boss
Yeah, yeah I got it
I'm da boss
OK, great, I heard you, bye
Like a boss!
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Re: CHARLES

Unread postby Kai » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:00 pm

*cracks up*

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Re: CHARLES

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:24 pm

I am wonderfully unsurprised.

Christian, if you have the desire and drive...
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Re: CHARLES

Unread postby pd Rydia » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:39 am

Archmage wrote:General Silvar, thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
OK, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well, the first thing I do is
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Fan-fucking-tastic. :ghost:

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Re: CHARLES

Unread postby BrainWalker » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:44 pm

There are some seriously good times to be had in this thread.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Re: CHARLES

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:58 pm

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