KingOfDoma wrote:Yep. I hope you apologize to Tassi... I mean Debra... sometime soon.
General Silvar, thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
OK, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well, the first thing I do is
Talk to Gunnir (like a boss)
Approve cantrips (like a boss)
Lead an army (like a boss)
Tip bellboys (like a boss)
Train soldiers (like a boss)
Blow up the bathroom (like a boss)
Meta-magic (like a boss)
Planar cartography! (like a boss)
Hit on Tassi (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Ignore my taxes (like a boss)
Go to Jerri's (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat some sushi (like a boss)
Say hi to Vixxy (like a boss)
Get some action (like a boss)
Fifth of Valthka (like a boss)
Shit on Ash's desk (like a boss)
Put a sword (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh, man, I'm totally gonna gag, oh shit, oh man...
Turn around (like a boss)
Puke on Vince's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Rip off Kamos' dick (like a boss)
It's all just a joke (like a boss)
Hit the bar (like a boss)
Spank a catgirl chick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Drink my ass off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a ship (like a boss)
Bomb the Barians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt!
You drink your ass off and die?
Hell yeah
I think that at one point there you said something about touching Kamos' dick?
Nope
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Naw, that ain't me
OK, well, this has been eye opening for me
I'm da boss
Yeah, I know, I got that, you said that 400 times
I'm da boss
Yeah, yeah I got it
I'm da boss
OK, great, I heard you, bye
Like a boss!
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:23 pm