ten Breakfast Club points for me

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Kai
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ten Breakfast Club points for me

Unread postby Kai » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:46 pm

Actually, Oniichan insists this is more like fifty. Anyway!

<P>New haircut!</P><P>But look! Picture of me...</P><P>Image</P><P>And a picture we should all recognize. </P><P>Image</P><P>Coincidence? Actually, yes. But funny as hell. </P>

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Unread postby Capntastic » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:01 pm

Why are you sitting down in that picture?

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:13 pm

.....what if some of us DON'T recognize the picture?
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
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Unread postby Kai » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:39 pm

Then you haven't seen The Breakfast Club and you're a dirty pinko commie. *calls John Ashcroft to have you arrested*

That's right, kids. If you don't watch The Breakfast Club, you're a terrorist collaborator because you are UNDERMINING THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE. >:

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Unread postby Capntastic » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:39 pm

By ignoring my question you've lost the chance for more Breakfast Club points.

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Unread postby Kai » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:52 am

Apologies. I think I missed that post. I was sitting because I'd just been admiring my dandruff-decorated winter landsc--NO DAMMIT.

The only camera I have is my webcam. It's on my desk, and by sitting I am in its field of available picture-takings. That is all.

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Unread postby Capntastic » Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:03 am

No it's because if you stood up, Priam might stand up, we'd all stand up, it'd be anarchy.

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Unread postby Kai » Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:07 am

I guess we'd best all stay sitting. Wouldn't want to cause some kind of a ruckus.


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