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You peer into the doorway of a 10-foot by 10-foot Kotoki's Bar and Inn.

In the center of the Bar and Inn is a simple, 4-legged wooden table. On the table sits delicious Neo Vane pie.

Next to the table stands an excessively large goblin. She (?) is wearing a strawberry patterned apron over drab work clothes. Under the apron is a belt adorned with a variety of kitchen implements.

> Command?

>Yodel

>Interpretive Dance

The goblin seems intrigued by these actions, and especially impressed by Capntastic's yodeling. She pulls out a frying pan and wooden spoon from off her belt and begins to bang out a jazzy beat.

>Command?

>Ask politely if i could have some pie while i move silly to the Jazzy beat.

>Pancake Batter

>recordificate

>look for questgiver

>say how i mine for fish??

The goblin seems to consider glu-glu's request.

"Frau Cow said this was a very special pie. So...it can only go to a very special person."
--
There is no pancake batter. Are you sure that is what you meant to type?
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Recordificate what?
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Reako looks around the Bar and Inn with his twinkishly keen eyes. He spots a mouse in the corner.
--
The goblin hands Spleen a cast-iron fork and gives him directions to the Doman Park. "Und if you catch fish, bring me back some trout!"
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> Command?

>Order a jelly donut and a bottle of anything.
>Look side to side, shadily.
>Exclaim "To go!"

>open mailbox

>do science to it

The goblin does not respond to Capntastic's request. Perhaps she thinks it is part of the song?
--
Priam opens the mailbox. Inside is an envelope which informs you that you may already be a winner!

However, before you can see whether or not you have won, Besyanteo walks up, grabs your letter, and does science to it.

"There must be a way into the cabin!" the letter exclaims! "Think! Think! Cabin! This letter will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Five, four, three..."
--

> Command?

>Discard letter
>N

>climb through window

>Find internet walkthrough

You discard the letter just in time. It explodes behind Molokidan as he is climbing through the window, propelling him into the Bar and Inn!

>Unknown Command 'N'

>Command?

--

Molokidan feels a pleasant explosion on his fanny before he is suddenly sent flying into the Bar and Inn. He has just enough time to see the room's inhabitants--

Capntastic (who wants a jelly donut),
Jak Snide (who is dancing),
glu-glu (who is also dancing),
KingOfDoma (who might be batting cakes with pans),
Blackwind Isao (who is recordificating something),
ReakoSomner (who is currently seeking a questgiver),
Spleen (who is holding a fork),
a mouse (who is in the corner),
and a goblin (who is protecting some delicious Neo Vane Pie)

--before he lands upon the pie.

SPLUT.

>Command?

--

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>Command?

>apologize goblin

>hit a warm fluffy maple syrupy home run

>say "so this is where the action is
>get groovy
>look me

Reako stares in astonishment as Choark bursts through the wall. Well, okay, Choarks bursting through walls isn't really all that surprising. He is, however, rather taken aback as Choark grabs the tiny, furry questgiver and eats it whole. He wasn't done with that questgiver yet!

"Squeak! Stop tha--!" Choark hears, just before popping the delicious snack into his mouth.

>Command?

--

Molokidan apologizes to the goblin. Good thing, too! She is spluttering in rage--and then, suddenly distracted. It would seem some blue-haired barbarian ninja has burst through the southern wall of the Bar and Inn.

>Command?

--

There is no warm fluffy maple syrupy home run. Are you sure that is what you wanted to hit?

>Command?

--

Christian looks at himself. Despite his gettin' groovy, his long, silky-smooth purple hair remains perfect--thanks to his wise choice in shampoo and conditioner. Herbal Essence: celebrate your hair!

>Command?

>rub scalp choark

>Scratch chin, thoughtfully.

>take Red Rose from Bouquet

>Give Red Rose Goblin

>Say, "Could I convince such a wonderful lady to tell me more of her skills?"

>Realize I forgot to tell other people of plan "Distract the Goblin so that other people can grab pie."

>Swear. Swear like a sailor.

Suddenly, Choark is noogied by Christian! Choark's hair becomes even more of a mess! He should have used Herbal Essence instead of the competitor's brand.

>Command?

--

Thoughtfully, Sage scratches his chin. He then plucks the single red rose from bouquet of flowers.

Presenting the flower to the goblin with a flourish, he asks her suavely: "Could I convince such a wonderful lady to tell me more of her skills?"

The goblin certainly seems taken aback. She accepts Sage's flower, but gives him an appraising look. Suddenly, he swears like a sailor, and she blushes.

"Such beautiful thorns!" she says, looking over the rose coyly. "I am just a simple battlecook, and not very good with flowers, but I will do my best to take care of it."

>Command?

>fornicate

>tape Spleen: fornicate