Inde3pendence day wins for being july dfour
Our friends win for encouraging breian ane md to go upstais and have sex (even if they were gone whwn we gont doen_)
Black people win for spenin g lots of money on firewoks so rhat our neighborhood has the best fireworks aorund (fuck the official displays man)
Whigs and Tories (I spent a couple of tries gietting that righ) win for being pre-America
aMERICN wins for blowing suff up to scared away the bad middle eastedrn people that we'rew all terrifed of
Arayala (she'so n my other forum) wins for making (it took me 4 triest o get that wor right) me love RP again. Yay Ara! Also I wanna be a priest. Only black, 'cuz drow are black.
Brian wins for not tasxting bad when he's had a cigar in his mouth.
Bailey's wins cuz I can make it at hoem
Watermelon wins because we're filling it with melon rum (which wins for being drunk jolly ranchrs(
RPGWW wins for being my nativ land
Lips win for beign numb
Our friends win for teling mew to run off and have sex (cuz they ddid)
Nama wins for planning to create an Imp (but fails for not doing it yet)
I win because I'M THE GODDAM ADMIN
My liver winsfor protecting me from the stuff i dranmk
Idran wins for being math
gmail koses for trying to get me to vbote hillary way after she dropped out
I win for being th monarch os fthe sea thr uler of hte queen's navy and all great britan stats to chant that we are her mohs and her botrhthers and heraunts
VBriab ind sof rohaving sex with me
I lost owrmgrow
Homerow!
HOMEWRO
Fuck. English is hard
Fuck your furkci n languarfge
GOD BLESZ AMERICAS ENGLISH N ESHIT
INTEDRNET
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