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BIRFDAY FOR ZERO

You are absolutely a fetus.

Edited for hijacking and tomfoolery. >:(

I are Whippersnapper.

I am Still not an adult yet.

Edit: I have been undone D:

I call shenanigans!

How dare you be younger than me.

How dare you be anything!?

Happy birthday! Too bad I poisoned your cake and then ate it all just to spite you.

That's hardcore, Spleen.

Also, congrats on being old enough to drive and vote and die for your country but not old enough to buy a drink.

Edit: Aww, why isn't hardcore "censored" anymore?

Yeah, actually, Kyle's edit made me more awesome.

I feel the urge to restrain the urge to wave a beer in your face in a taunting manner after writing "365 days shy" on it.

I think THAT is the urge I shall restrain instead...though only in jest (perhaps). Happy bidet, man.

Oh god don't withhold beer oh no how else could I get a beverage that's 95% water! I'll die!

Man, at first I read Spleen's first post and was all: "When'd Spleen get funny?"

Then I saw the edit tag and the world made sense again.

Capntastic wrote:Oh god don't withhold beer oh no how else could I get a beverage that's 95% water! I'll die!

You are obviously living in the Third World of Beer.

If you can't scoop out the ALE and chew it down like bread, it's quite certainly not ale at all...

Guinness all the way, why eat when you can DRINK your bread?

Ah, Guinness, an excellent easy-drinking beer.

Steve. Where the fuck do you come from?

Come from there more.

I'll make you lord of the Unspoken Forum feifdom.

I have no need of your validation. I spit upon your fiefs. SPIT I SAY.

'sides, most of the stuff in there is crazy tame.